Most Unusual Thing You've Had up Your Ass

[Guest Stretchwide]

.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Stretchwide

[nicopama]

unusal... maybe is not "that" unusual but i really like to fuck my ass with my tennis raquet...

Edited May 1, 2015 by nicopama

[Shalquoir]

Nothing really unusual. At least, for now.

Edited May 2, 2015 by Shalquoir

[tzstt]

I am not going to try to fool myself - sticking anything up your ass is "unusual," and it would be hard to argue that one foreign object is any  more unusual than another.

 

that being said, probably a shower lufa - if you haven't tried it, i highly recommend

[gapemyhole]

I don't actually enjoy improvising with objects that are not sex toys. But I think the most unusual thing I put in the asshole was a corn. The texture is interesting.  :dude:

 

[Guest Stretchwide]

.

Edited May 24, 2015 by Stretchwide

[Guest edungsten5858]

Not to unusual, but when I was traveling years ago, I would occasionally stick a bar of soap in my ass (normal size, not the hotel freebie). 

[bertieboyblue]

I tried a boules ball recently (well actually two, to be precise). Liked it a lot. Solid metal and a decent diameter so you can really feel them inside you if you move about. They're heavy enough to make walking around with them in a challenge. Could feel/hear them clanking together too, which was hot. Must get a set!

[afxacid]

a pair of pliers, well the handle part. put both handles in my hole then opened them, kind of like a improvised speculum, pretty good actually.

I'm going to try the shower loofahs too, sounds fun.

[MATTY0001]

Just oranges, plums, toothpaste, pencil, hitachi wand, bananas, soap, apples, steel balls, cucumber, carrots.. Everytime i walk past the fruit and veg im tempted to buy for my cravings..not eating ofcourse!.

[paris18]

Well, got some nice souvenir of newspaper (el pais, weekend edition, turned as a cone) in my butthole... Top of bottles of mineral water 1,5L(the round shape squeezed first) inflated in location by some... bicarbonate of soda..

[Guest Stretch Lover]

Set set of father's souvenir nested dolls, pliers, dumbbells ... :-)

It depends on what is unusual for your ass.

 

 

Edited July 12, 2015 by Stretch Lover

[Guest Stretch Lover]

unusal... maybe is not "that" unusual but i really like to fuck my ass with my tennis raquet...

Super! I also tried the racquet ;) And the ball feels inside just great too ;)

[soundboy]

A long time ago, when I was still a kid (must have been around 12 or 13) my older sister's barbie doll. Well, only the legs, to be honest. Which was still pretty hard to do cause I didn't have proper lube.

[bliindsided]

Each time I see POM bottles in the grocery store I stop and stare....... and contemplate one sliding in..... and I get so horny and I feel like EVERYBODY knows my secret. I will never look at that $10 bottle of juice as anything but an incredible sex toy.

[BillyBats]

Each time I see POM bottles in the grocery store I stop and stare....... and contemplate one sliding in..... and I get so horny and I feel like EVERYBODY knows my secret. I will never look at that $10 bottle of juice as anything but an incredible sex toy.

 

I use a POM bottle all the time. It's amazing!

[Sleepapnea]

My sister-in-law's field hockey stick. Well, ex-sister-in-law.

[jbrown329]

I tried a boules ball recently (well actually two, to be precise). Liked it a lot. Solid metal and a decent diameter so you can really feel them inside you if you move about. They're heavy enough to make walking around with them in a challenge. Could feel/hear them clanking together too, which was hot. Must get a set!

Wow! Will admit I had to look them up. Now on my Amazon wish list. :P
 

[jbrown329]

Each time I see POM bottles in the grocery store I stop and stare....... and contemplate one sliding in..... and I get so horny and I feel like EVERYBODY knows my secret. I will never look at that $10 bottle of juice as anything but an incredible sex toy.

 

I guess I'm not alone! :D
 

[jbrown329]

Hmm, what haven't I had up my butt? LOL

 

hairbrush handle, oval shaped hair conditioner bottle (real fun when I turn it), large (about 3" stone ball), hose, coated electrical wire, door knob, and a whole lot more. :)

[HairlessNude]

First post on this forum, so I thought I'd make it a good one, but real.

 

I'm always looking for new things to try. So far what I remember is:

Finger

Bar of soap

Sink plunger handle

Hair spray bottle

Carrots

Grapes

Ice cubes

Potato

Onion

Golf ball

Numerous dildo's & anal probes

Twisted up wash cloth

Apple

Cucumbers

Small squash

Razor handle

As many fingers as I could get in there. So far four.

Plastic eggs

A few different glass bottles

 

And, the most unusual is probably.... Real raw chicken eggs still in the shell.

 

Whenever I go to the grocery store, I'm looking for new ideas.

 

 

Edit; I almost forgot about the glass bottles.

Edited November 2, 2015 by HairlessNude

[jpw]

Don't know if you can class it unusual, but I love improvising with fruit and veg, like satsumas and tomatoes, I love how they feel inside once I put 2/3 in. But my absolute favourite at the moment is peeled bananas, especially straight out of the fridge :). Corn on the cob too feels great, love the little bumps, courgettes, carrots and cucumbers too. Something great about filling a basket with things that will be going straight in my ass.

 

Am tempted to collect some conkers and see how many I can fit inside...

[Hamburgartjuven]

Tounge scraper  :tooth: 

[redrick]

The wife fisted me in the ass while wearing winter gloves.. a bit more friction than i like but it was still fun.

[openupp]

I definitely prefer something designed for play but I have had many different things up there,I feel like the most unusual I used would be a skateboard wheel