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A long time ago, when I was still a kid (must have been around 12 or 13) my older sister's barbie doll. Well, only the legs, to be honest. Which was still pretty hard to do cause I didn't have proper lube.

[quote name='xthorgal' date='14 December 2013 - 09:43 AM' timestamp='1387010617' post='967473'] The 10th one were found during pooping next day morning. So this proof: no dangerous. [/quote] I don't think this is proof in the most strict sense of the word... I'd be careful with stuff like this if you have a history of bowel problems / constipation. But given a healthy body and not being afraid of pooping out a golfball in a public restroom you should be fine. Also, stick to golfballs and stay away from pingpong balls. Those can break in nasty ways.

[quote name='platinumwig' date='30 September 2013 - 12:06 AM' timestamp='1380492377' post='905401'] yeah [/quote] yeah yeah? [b]YEAH???[/b] ... Sorry, you seem to be new here. Sort of. Welcome. But please, don't dig up a threat from half a year ago on one of porn's "mysteriously missing" just to say "yeah". When I saw that this threat was up again, that someone might, just possibly, have some news my heart started beating, my eyes went wide open and my fingers trembling. Then I saw your "yeah". My heart stopped beating, my fingers froze and my eyes started bleeding. So, yeah, thanks [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igYKQ08bLKk"]friend[/url] Man, it's Monday. How do you expect me to be productive now for the rest of the week?

Hope it's not too off-topic... I'm looking for a website where I can find swingers or just people who are willing to fuck around a bit from Poland. My Polish is very basic so I've had no luck searching for them but maybe one of you has an idea? Not necessarily fetish-related, but more couple-friendly, if you know what I mean? I'm not talking about prostitutes, but people in their 30s... fun and open... you know what I mean Dzienkuje Soundboy

[quote name='iron_man' date='09 November 2012 - 09:14 AM' timestamp='1352448875' post='671077'] Holy Moses! She is truly wonderful! I'd love to see her face though... [/quote] So would I. Not only because the mosaic is distracting but also because I like to see what a class A* pervert looks like. I have often wondered if it wouldn't be possible to put her face together from snipets and frames that are only somewhat obscured anyway...

Sorry, but from how I "read" that scene in "Der Alte Affe Angst", he's just rubbing her pussy. A scene that I always read the other way round even though there's no direct mentioning of fisting is in Fight Club. Remember how Edward Norton comes to the door of the room and Brad Pitt is wearing those gloves with Marla on the bed? Can't say why exactly, but I always thought "aha, gloves, so he was fisting her". But for the life of me I can't remember any movie where it's obvious. If there is such a movie I would imagine it to be French.

I've never tried it and wouldn't recomend it for reasons of possible yeast infection (because of the sugar). ...but is it just me or did you too want to shout: [size="6"]"SIMPSONS DID IT"[/size]

Depends on what we're doing. I often fuck her without lube up the ass. Just put spit on your cock, pull the foreskin forward (NOT back!), place against her butthole and slide in. Then you have to take it slow for the first couple of strokes and the butthole will self lubricate with mucus. If you do it without spit you'll just have to go slower and she'll have to trust you more or be very relaxed. Wouldn't try this with silicon/rubber toys or several fingers/hands though. Although I guess it's just a matter of getting used to it. And I guess it helps that she likes discomfort/mild pain during anal sex...

Hey fellas (and fellarettes), just stumbled upon this http://www.efukt.com/20993_EPIC_ASS_IS_EPIC.html and thought "oh, cute!". I guess it's not so much extreme stretching or dialation, but the underwater shot of her rose as she pushes the sperm out was a new sight for me. It starts after about 40 seconds and only lasts for 30 more, so if someone was to post the full length clip it would probably have to go to hardcore. Anyone know her name? She's cute and dirty. Makes me wish I was young again

Hallo Lisa, it's actually very simple. Tell your bf you love the idea of him having a rose too. See what he does. Copy. If he's into all this he'll know about pumping, dialating and all that stuff and he'll be happy to demonstrate it on himself. And if he's not into it enough to be your rosebutt-dummy, you shouldn't let him try on you either. Any man worth his salt leads by example, not through fancy wishes. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're 19 and going prolapse is a big step. When you're 19 bfs with "crazy" ideas come and go. The next one might be turned on by the idea of his name tattoed on your labia. Would you do that too? You state two reasons why you want to do this. To please your bf and because you think you might like it too. Both are valid reasons. But think hard about what your priorities are. If you've always been into anal and were thinking about taking it to a whole new level and suddenly this nice and supportive guy comes along and he makes it easier for you to take that step: take it slow, listen to your body, remember to breathe. And post all your pictures and videos here But if you find yourself doing it because he's the big love of your life and you want to please him no matter what, take a step back. You're young (heck, I'm still young so you'd better be young too! ) and bfs/lovers/husbands will change - your body you'll have to grow old with. It should be your priority. And if you find yourself doing something to please your bf that you don't actually want to do you'll grow bitter and he won't be your bf for long. Trust me. All the best, your Ersatz-Dan Savage Soundboy

Spartans, heed my words! Am I wrong or are you? As far as I understand it, he's trying to do some market research for a pay site. Not free. Not a forum. A site you have to pay for! And while I think that a lot of people will happily download anything as long as you write "kinky" on it, I have my doubts when it comes to paying for stuff. People spend money either as a sign of respect for someone's work (art) or for a product they can't get for free and haven't got yet. Two "lesbians" pissing on each other has been done once or twice too often to still be art and one of these days it will be part of the fucking google logo. Call me an asshole, but I wouldn't pay for it. So just shouting "yes, yes, great idea" will only get this project far enough of the ground to make it crash real hard when it comes down again. Saying "I want to see x doing y and then fuck z" is like saying you like horror movies and you want to see an eyeball being sucked out through the nostril. It might be a great special effect but it won't make a great movie. Girls pissing is kinky enough to make it as a free clip but not as content of a paysite. Maybe the internet is expanding but the content seems to be geared towards redundancy. There are so many people here who must've thought beyond the norm. When you expand your asshole you're also expanding the mind. You're expanding the defintion of sexuality. You can't just pretend you're rubbing one out like every man before you did and then get back to work. What people like Kirk are doing would have been deemed insane some years ago. As in: "we'd better cure him with a healthy dose of lobotomy"-insane! By being here we change the norm of sexuality. And by changing sexuality we change society. Now let's put some thought into changing it a bit more!

Congrats! Did you use a special trick? Like leaning on the hand against a wall? While I can take a hand I never manged to take my own. Just can't seem to reach around enough.

I'm afraid it has all been done before and it will be boring. Just because it's extreme doesn't make it any better than previous content. Jon Thompson of GGG has in my opinion already pretty much pushed it as far as possible. And it's just not very exciting any more. What would be a better question than "yellow" or "white" piss (if your piss is yellow you're not driking enough!) is if such a site should deal with stories, unusual places and interesting characters. Of course you can put down a plastic sheet, get some people to piss and fuck all over it and end it all in one big, messy cum shot. But we've seen that before. How much do we get turned on by that compared to one nice girl peeing in public with everybody watching. Last year my gf pissed in a portapotty that had no door at a festival in *insertcatholiccountryhere*. Everyone was looking at her and shocked by the bold girl that pisses like a boy. People came to her and congratulated her for pissing where people could see! Why not take stuff like that and develop it into a story with chapters that contain but are not limited to piss? I think people would much rather pay to see that than another version of "Betty - Herrscherin der Säfte". Seeing a shy and cute amateur wet herself and getting fucked is worth 10 pros drinking fucking litres of it. But probably such stuff is too expensive to produce. Soundboy, who would really love to be a porn director

Not cool! When you post pictures of somebody's face without their consent, all of us run a chance that we'll suffer. What do you think the chances are that your next girlfriend will let you take her pictures when she finds out about this? What do you think my chances or any person's chances are to take pictures of their girlfriends/boyfriends if breaches of trust like this become common? I know that my girlfriend's ex-bf found some silly video of me masturbating which I sent her. She cheated on him with me! She's a teacher and so am I. He could easily have made us very miserable. Why didn't he? Because he's a decent guy who accepted that his girlfriend wasn't his property and that although she didn't love him any more she didn't have the courage to tell it to him straight. But guess what. Half a year later he met a great woman, they married and are happy together. Why? Because he is a great guy who doesn't fuck people over just because he can. Maybe that's what many women are looking for, huh? Bonus question: Who here would still fuck candydreamer's ex despite the good chance of catching genital warts?

Friend, before you do something very stupid, think! First, condyloma is a fucking pain. Sometimes in the ass. And being cheated on hurts. But that is no reason to become an asshole yourself. If you have a problem with your ex-gf that's between you and her. Don't drag the internet, the public and pupils (you intentionally want to make porn available for kids for god's sake!) into your little fight just because it's there. The scars from condyloma will heal and your heart will find someone new. But fuck pictures of a teacher online will destroy his or her life. You are driven by impulse now but you'll change somebody's life forever! If you think you can live with that you're a stupid asshole. I don't mind. Everyone can be who they want to be. But please don't try to make us stupid assholes too.

Maybe it wasn't too harmful, but I for one wouldn't want my girlfriend to have a urinary tract infection. Although there are antibiotics and although it's not too harmful. Call me a weak minded feminist, but she wouldn't be my girlfriend if I thought otherwise. There's stuff that I find risky but reasonable and there's stuff that just isn't worth it. This isn't. Any chance you remember the title of that movie?

Update 1: Yesterday we did a bit of training. First she repeated 4x15 contractions and after that we did some stretching. It turns out contracting is difficult and just keeping the bloody thing in place during stretching is difficult. To say the least. She ended up taking it into her vagina, masturbated and came. Fun but not training as such. We'll see if this will improve. @rushy: Wow, dude, you seem to know A LOT about this stuff. Thank you for the expert comments! But maybe it was misleading when I wrote she had surgery. She has never given birth, and the surgery she had was because of cervical cancer. "Conisation" it was called, I think. Her pelvic floor was weak long before that. I guess she could just do other activities but it's more fun like this.

I'd like to report here on my girlfriend's vaginal training regime. I imagine this to be a sort of training diary. I just got her the epi-no delphine plus. If any of you has studied sports science or is a pro athlete, or anything like that, and thinks what we're doing is wrong/dangerous/stupid, please tell us! The goal of the training is to be twofold: First, a strenghtening of her plevic floor muscles and second, a widening of her vaginal opening. This has seperate reasons. The strengthening is meant to be just good for her. She isn't incontinent, but sometimes, when she sneezes, laughs or orgsms, she pees. While I think that's funny, she thinks it's often inconvenient. So we hope that repeated contractions will help here. The other thing is that I want to get my hand back inot her. And maybe the second hand in some time. We used to be at one hand plus cock, but she had surgery 2 years ago and ever since she has had difficulties taking even a hand. So we don't want her vagina to be tighter, but stronger and wider. Stretched, but in control, not just worn out (although that might be sexy in its own way, it's not practical). To get there, here's the plan: Every session is to start with repeated sets of contraction. The epi-no is pumped to a certain degree (there is a gauge) on the outside. Not too much though, cause she still needs to be able to put it in and squeeze it comfortably. Then she inserts it halfway into her vagina and starts squeezing. I was thinking about 2x15 repetitions, just like at the gym. Strength of squeezes will be mesuared by the gauge. After that there will be a short pause during which the epi-no comes out, then back in and the stretching begins. Stretching will be simply to put it half way in, start pumping until she gets that "stretched" feeling and leave it for some time. We'll see how long is practical. Will report back! Any thoughts?

Cheers bittersweet, thanks for the offer. Make sure to report back here once you're back. It's always good to see wifes/girlfriends/single women take an active role in these things. My girlfriend is always like: oh, I'd so love to have a lot of people watch this on the internet. But when I tell her to upload stuff she tells ME to do it for her. HELP I'm being abused! In the mean, time enjoy that vacation. Vacation until the end of the year sounds awesome right now.

Depends. Some are "learned" or rather aquired and some have always been there. Anal play has been with me since early on. I wanted to know what it would feel like to be in a woman. So I stuck a finger up butt. Next came objects. One fine day my ex-gf managed to slip in her hand. But I think it was always within me. Even now that my current gf isn't into it I still play by myself. Not as often as I used to but I'd rule out external influences. Bondage and SM is definetly aquired. I never even thought about it until my current gf asked me to beat her. And I was very hesitant at first but like it a lot now. Other stuff I'd just chalk up to natural curiosity. When I had my first gf (talk about finally ) I had a big desire to taste her. Including her pee. Same goes for peehole play. It's probably aquired. I saw it on the net and gave it a try. But maybe the latter stuff doesn't count as fetish? I mean, I like doing it but I can go without whereas sometimes I just crave anal in so many forms sooo much...

Hey moregape. Let me get this straight: You're from Germany, your girlfriend isn't in Germany at the moment, you're into stretching and on RBB...? That sounds so much like me, that I just have to know: on what days do YOU go to fight club? I'd like to buy that ball but just received an epi-no (expensive!) that I'm dying to try out next time I meet my gf. And too many toys only distract from each other. But I'll keep this in mind for those first warm days in spring

Now wait a second mister! I'm a bit confused. You put the ball up your girlfriend's (or your) ass and push it out again? I know this isn't lovetoytest but could you write a review of that thing? I'm seriously thinking about getting one too. My gf used to wear tennis balls in her vagina but you always need to wear a condom with those. Maybe this is an alternative? Is it flexible, hard, solid or hollow? Do you have problems getting it back out again? Am I asking too many questions when I should just order the thing for €8? Serious question: what lube do you use with this? Cheers from a man who tried the children's toy store before but didn't find anything he liked.

@pizdets: thanks, but I'm not into the whole Simon Thaur and his crew thing. They talk as much shit as they shit shit and I'm just not into seeing guys shit. Ain't that some shit? @tommygun: exactly! It's wrong and risky. So I wouldn't want my gf to do it. Cause, it's a slipery road. One day it's a turd in her pussy, the next it's getting fistfucked by an elephant. I love my gf and would never want her to be harmed. First I make sure she's wearing sunscreen and then I stuff her vag with shit? That would be So instead, I want to watch some other freak do it. It's a bit like watching Jackass. They jump from high bridges on miniature bikes so we don't have to. I want to see someone else take the risk, masturbate to it and move on. Not treat my gf's pussy for some nasty infection for weeks. Besides, I guess what I'm describing isn't half as dangerous as it sounds. A healthy, not stressed vaginal environment should be able to fight this bacterial infection on it's own with no problems. The problem is, when you keep doing it. As they say: once you go turd in pussy on a regular basis you'll start attracting flies in no time. Like so many other things, some people can take it and others can't. I don't want to compare these things, but I guess a lot of girls go ass to mouth these days. And not all of them have an enema first (as if that prevented e-coli!). And a lot go ass to pussy. For some it works out, others get sick and stop doing it. Statistically, turd-bird is stil out there!

You people are crazy! I remember how scared my gf was (and I to be honest) making a simple masturbation video on a deserted polish beach some years ago. If the police had caught you - with your prolapse down - you'd have been in real trouble. I'm too stunned and awed even to be turned on by this. A toast to those brave and fearless pioners! You truly are artists.

Oh brothers and sisters! Why is it that, with an internet full of perversions at our disposal, our minds keep pestering us with ever more extreme stuff that we just can't find? It's like catch 22. Just when you think you've found something that hithero (is that a word?) you thought was so perverted that you'd never find it - it turns out your sexuality just shifts gears and makes you want something even more elusive. I remember growing up. All I wanted to see was a girl peeing. Big deal, huh? Well, it was for me. Couldn't ask friends about stuff like that, could I? Of course not! It's "weird". But no sooner had I seen girls peeing, I wanted more. And I got it. Thanks to the internet. I got more and more and for some time I thought I got it all. Even stuff I wasn't into. I had seen it. I felt like a gourmet of porn - traveling the world for exquisite tastes prepared in foreign kitchens and thought up by stranger's minds. Maybe I overate a bit, but I became satisfied. Then I got caught up again. Mainstream porn didn't deliver. Like any form of art, mainstream just isn't enough. Not when you're into it. Seriously into it. And I believe we here all are, at least after spending some time "on board". So I turned to amateurs and semi professionals. Because, hey, their in it for the fun, not for the money. So they do stuff that doesn't sell a lot of copies but gets their rocks off. Even if it's stuff that most people wouldn't do or would only do for a lot of cash, drugs or because they're being forced into it. I'm sick of seeing performers doing their circus stunts. I want people I can understand again. People I can relate to. Not fleshbots. Because, if I keep looking at fleshbots, fancy though they may look, I'll keep demanding more. Right now, I've reached a point in my porn life where I want to see nothing more than a girl taking a shit, shoving the turd into her vagina and finally getting fucked. Allow me to specify (just in case someone thinks: hey, I know just the video to help this guy out). The sort of scene I have in mind is very much like one of those Fistinchen did where she takes a dump on a bed, inserts the (pretty solid, important! none of that semi liquid shit, please) turd and goes into the kitchen for a smoke. The problem for me is, that she ends up spreading all that shit over her body. Maybe that's what most people want to see but not me. I want to see her get fucked. Into her vagina. With the shit inside. Don't ask why. I don't know. Now, I don't want to claim that I've done everything possible to find just such a video. Maybe there are even specialized forums out there. I don't know. But the fact is that this elusive turd-bird (harhar) I'm hunting for is only as pretty as it is rare. The moment I find it the hunt for something new will be on again. And I fear what will come next. I can't imagine it but it can't be good. The stuff I want to see even now is not good for health (not to mention vaginal odor, *yeeks*) or something I'd ask my partner to do. It's just something I want like the spoiled brat the internet has helped me be. I'm sorry for rambling. It's late and I only now come to realize that maybe the point I wanted to make isn't half as intellectual or observant as I thought it would be when I started writing this. There's more I'd like to go on about - like how the life's of people in porn are really much more interresting than the porn they shoot. Or how I'd love to know what happened to such talented women as Betty, Mila or any girl that ever fucked a dog on camera. No, I don't mean the internet rumors. I mean what REALLY happened to them. Or how awesome Belladonna is when she talks about all that cosmic health bull shit she's into. I mean it! But I guess that will have to wait for another day. For now, allow me to end my little essay on "hard turd in vagina and getting fucked into it" with a hypothesis and a wish. My hypothesis is that as we grow our expectations towards porn grow too. We'll either keep hunting for the turd-bird or we'll start stalking Bodil Joensen. If by the grace of god, who probably jerks it to fallen angels playing the organ in d-minor, the internet should provide for our needs: halleluja! If not: bummer. So like Crom to Conan, grant me one wish: Grant me turd-bird!