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A long time ago, when I was still a kid (must have been around 12 or 13) my older sister's barbie doll. Well, only the legs, to be honest. Which was still pretty hard to do cause I didn't have proper lube.

[quote name='xthorgal' date='14 December 2013 - 09:43 AM' timestamp='1387010617' post='967473'] The 10th one were found during pooping next day morning. So this proof: no dangerous. [/quote] I don't think this is proof in the most strict sense of the word... I'd be careful with stuff like this if you have a history of bowel problems / constipation. But given a healthy body and not being afraid of pooping out a golfball in a public restroom you should be fine. Also, stick to golfballs and stay away from pingpong balls. Those can break in nasty ways.

[quote name='platinumwig' date='30 September 2013 - 12:06 AM' timestamp='1380492377' post='905401'] yeah [/quote] yeah yeah? [b]YEAH???[/b] ... Sorry, you seem to be new here. Sort of. Welcome. But please, don't dig up a threat from half a year ago on one of porn's "mysteriously missing" just to say "yeah". When I saw that this threat was up again, that someone might, just possibly, have some news my heart started beating, my eyes went wide open and my fingers trembling. Then I saw your "yeah". My heart stopped beating, my fingers froze and my eyes started bleeding. So, yeah, thanks [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igYKQ08bLKk"]friend[/url] Man, it's Monday. How do you expect me to be productive now for the rest of the week?

Hope it's not too off-topic... I'm looking for a website where I can find swingers or just people who are willing to fuck around a bit from Poland. My Polish is very basic so I've had no luck searching for them but maybe one of you has an idea? Not necessarily fetish-related, but more couple-friendly, if you know what I mean? I'm not talking about prostitutes, but people in their 30s... fun and open... you know what I mean Dzienkuje Soundboy

[quote name='iron_man' date='09 November 2012 - 09:14 AM' timestamp='1352448875' post='671077'] Holy Moses! She is truly wonderful! I'd love to see her face though... [/quote] So would I. Not only because the mosaic is distracting but also because I like to see what a class A* pervert looks like. I have often wondered if it wouldn't be possible to put her face together from snipets and frames that are only somewhat obscured anyway...

Sorry, but from how I "read" that scene in "Der Alte Affe Angst", he's just rubbing her pussy. A scene that I always read the other way round even though there's no direct mentioning of fisting is in Fight Club. Remember how Edward Norton comes to the door of the room and Brad Pitt is wearing those gloves with Marla on the bed? Can't say why exactly, but I always thought "aha, gloves, so he was fisting her". But for the life of me I can't remember any movie where it's obvious. If there is such a movie I would imagine it to be French.

I've never tried it and wouldn't recomend it for reasons of possible yeast infection (because of the sugar). ...but is it just me or did you too want to shout: [size="6"]"SIMPSONS DID IT"[/size]

Depends on what we're doing. I often fuck her without lube up the ass. Just put spit on your cock, pull the foreskin forward (NOT back!), place against her butthole and slide in. Then you have to take it slow for the first couple of strokes and the butthole will self lubricate with mucus. If you do it without spit you'll just have to go slower and she'll have to trust you more or be very relaxed. Wouldn't try this with silicon/rubber toys or several fingers/hands though. Although I guess it's just a matter of getting used to it. And I guess it helps that she likes discomfort/mild pain during anal sex...

Hey fellas (and fellarettes), just stumbled upon this http://www.efukt.com/20993_EPIC_ASS_IS_EPIC.html and thought "oh, cute!". I guess it's not so much extreme stretching or dialation, but the underwater shot of her rose as she pushes the sperm out was a new sight for me. It starts after about 40 seconds and only lasts for 30 more, so if someone was to post the full length clip it would probably have to go to hardcore. Anyone know her name? She's cute and dirty. Makes me wish I was young again

Hallo Lisa, it's actually very simple. Tell your bf you love the idea of him having a rose too. See what he does. Copy. If he's into all this he'll know about pumping, dialating and all that stuff and he'll be happy to demonstrate it on himself. And if he's not into it enough to be your rosebutt-dummy, you shouldn't let him try on you either. Any man worth his salt leads by example, not through fancy wishes. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you're 19 and going prolapse is a big step. When you're 19 bfs with "crazy" ideas come and go. The next one might be turned on by the idea of his name tattoed on your labia. Would you do that too? You state two reasons why you want to do this. To please your bf and because you think you might like it too. Both are valid reasons. But think hard about what your priorities are. If you've always been into anal and were thinking about taking it to a whole new level and suddenly this nice and supportive guy comes along and he makes it easier for you to take that step: take it slow, listen to your body, remember to breathe. And post all your pictures and videos here But if you find yourself doing it because he's the big love of your life and you want to please him no matter what, take a step back. You're young (heck, I'm still young so you'd better be young too! ) and bfs/lovers/husbands will change - your body you'll have to grow old with. It should be your priority. And if you find yourself doing something to please your bf that you don't actually want to do you'll grow bitter and he won't be your bf for long. Trust me. All the best, your Ersatz-Dan Savage Soundboy

Spartans, heed my words! Am I wrong or are you? As far as I understand it, he's trying to do some market research for a pay site. Not free. Not a forum. A site you have to pay for! And while I think that a lot of people will happily download anything as long as you write "kinky" on it, I have my doubts when it comes to paying for stuff. People spend money either as a sign of respect for someone's work (art) or for a product they can't get for free and haven't got yet. Two "lesbians" pissing on each other has been done once or twice too often to still be art and one of these days it will be part of the fucking google logo. Call me an asshole, but I wouldn't pay for it. So just shouting "yes, yes, great idea" will only get this project far enough of the ground to make it crash real hard when it comes down again. Saying "I want to see x doing y and then fuck z" is like saying you like horror movies and you want to see an eyeball being sucked out through the nostril. It might be a great special effect but it won't make a great movie. Girls pissing is kinky enough to make it as a free clip but not as content of a paysite. Maybe the internet is expanding but the content seems to be geared towards redundancy. There are so many people here who must've thought beyond the norm. When you expand your asshole you're also expanding the mind. You're expanding the defintion of sexuality. You can't just pretend you're rubbing one out like every man before you did and then get back to work. What people like Kirk are doing would have been deemed insane some years ago. As in: "we'd better cure him with a healthy dose of lobotomy"-insane! By being here we change the norm of sexuality. And by changing sexuality we change society. Now let's put some thought into changing it a bit more!

Congrats! Did you use a special trick? Like leaning on the hand against a wall? While I can take a hand I never manged to take my own. Just can't seem to reach around enough.

I'm afraid it has all been done before and it will be boring. Just because it's extreme doesn't make it any better than previous content. Jon Thompson of GGG has in my opinion already pretty much pushed it as far as possible. And it's just not very exciting any more. What would be a better question than "yellow" or "white" piss (if your piss is yellow you're not driking enough!) is if such a site should deal with stories, unusual places and interesting characters. Of course you can put down a plastic sheet, get some people to piss and fuck all over it and end it all in one big, messy cum shot. But we've seen that before. How much do we get turned on by that compared to one nice girl peeing in public with everybody watching. Last year my gf pissed in a portapotty that had no door at a festival in *insertcatholiccountryhere*. Everyone was looking at her and shocked by the bold girl that pisses like a boy. People came to her and congratulated her for pissing where people could see! Why not take stuff like that and develop it into a story with chapters that contain but are not limited to piss? I think people would much rather pay to see that than another version of "Betty - Herrscherin der Säfte". Seeing a shy and cute amateur wet herself and getting fucked is worth 10 pros drinking fucking litres of it. But probably such stuff is too expensive to produce. Soundboy, who would really love to be a porn director

Not cool! When you post pictures of somebody's face without their consent, all of us run a chance that we'll suffer. What do you think the chances are that your next girlfriend will let you take her pictures when she finds out about this? What do you think my chances or any person's chances are to take pictures of their girlfriends/boyfriends if breaches of trust like this become common? I know that my girlfriend's ex-bf found some silly video of me masturbating which I sent her. She cheated on him with me! She's a teacher and so am I. He could easily have made us very miserable. Why didn't he? Because he's a decent guy who accepted that his girlfriend wasn't his property and that although she didn't love him any more she didn't have the courage to tell it to him straight. But guess what. Half a year later he met a great woman, they married and are happy together. Why? Because he is a great guy who doesn't fuck people over just because he can. Maybe that's what many women are looking for, huh? Bonus question: Who here would still fuck candydreamer's ex despite the good chance of catching genital warts?

Friend, before you do something very stupid, think! First, condyloma is a fucking pain. Sometimes in the ass. And being cheated on hurts. But that is no reason to become an asshole yourself. If you have a problem with your ex-gf that's between you and her. Don't drag the internet, the public and pupils (you intentionally want to make porn available for kids for god's sake!) into your little fight just because it's there. The scars from condyloma will heal and your heart will find someone new. But fuck pictures of a teacher online will destroy his or her life. You are driven by impulse now but you'll change somebody's life forever! If you think you can live with that you're a stupid asshole. I don't mind. Everyone can be who they want to be. But please don't try to make us stupid assholes too.