Talk 2 Anllover

[anllover]

while on fart topic I must say to make you smell awful one should eat Falafel


somewhere i bumped into a site where 2 sisters have enjoyed the fart of arting..... for many years and have even did amateur studies of what combinations of foods make the worst smells. Bringing me to a great idea involving their recipes, rush hour and public transit

[Tangerine]

Yes please open a usefull thread to share your fart knowledge friend (^ ^)

[anllover]

http://www.poopreport.com/stories/farts_on_buses.html

[anllover]

...somewhere i bumped into a site where 2 sisters have enjoyed the fart of arting.....

anyone know this site and can leave link? please and thanks.

[Tangerine]

YESSSS PLEASE, and nice terrorist farting stories in your "fart in the bus" link, Usama Ben Anll (^ ^)

[TBTB]

Brussel sprouts produces king of farts! ....... oh ...... and while I'm here! anllover ........ go fuck yourself! Ciao man T

[anllover]

I would but I have an infected hand at the moment and I dont want feces to make it worst

still looking for the nasty fart sisters link

[minx]

Away from farts but how the hell am I supposed to go without any form of foreplay or kink or proper fuck your brains out sex for the rest of my life?

I'm 23 and sex is doomed to be boring for the rest of my life. Thats when I can get it.

I'm getting it now cos we're trying to make another baby. Maybe I'll just have to stay pregnant for the rest of my life.

[anllover]

Well Minx we all must make choices in life. To be honest I think your life was much more fulfilling for you before you got pregnant. I never really understood why you wanted to make your relationship work from what little I know of it. It has always been obvious you like sex and interacting with people. You and your hubby are way too different but love is a crazy thing. I have made one or two major life altering decisions in the name of love. It is very tough some days but most days are brilliant.

I feel for you and really do wish the best for you and yours in whatever decisions you make and the life you lead.

on the upside being doomed to have regular boring sex the rest of your life is probably 75% of couples doom so you arent alone. Hell even I don't have the penthouse letter sex life I always dreamed of as a teen

nice to hear from you and I would love to get you a nice big smile for christmas.

[minx]

I guess that must sound like I'm really fed up. I'm not. Our marriage is better now than it has ever been. We're better together. Its just that one bit that I know I'll never get and whilst I accept that now it's still hard to think about. But like you say, it's an inevitable fact for most couples. It says a lot for our relationship now that I wouldn't go behind his back, whereas that never used to bother me.

I don't think my life was really more fulfilling. I think it was maybe more interesting, and more adventurous, but then I never dreamed I'd have that life. The one I've got now is what I dreamed about but its just this one thing I need to get my head around now.

Having said all that between the baby and the dog (who sat watching last night) we don't really get time for anything much! Although we actually (shock horror) have started kissing again. Wow.

Its my hormones. Ignore me.

[anllover]

I'd rather not ignore a friend....

and actually I think I really do understand. I really meant to say was sex life rather than life.

I was also pretty happy that you started going.... straight with you hubby but I knew there would always be a lack of lust in the bedroom. As well you did change your life drastically by deciding to be responsible with your child.

You will settle in in time I am sure. Ya know I am going through big change in my life as well. It is very weird BUT is for the best. Change means adapting but also shows you are hoping to better your life.

Now on another note, did the dog take any pictures last night he/she would like to post?

Still wishing you a smile for XXXmas

[minx]

No we confiscated the dogs camera. And its nothing interesting anyway!

If you meant sex life I'd definitly go with that, but then I didn't marry my husband for great sex I married him cos he's a fantastic guy and my best friend. Unfortunately the guys I've had great sex with are also the ones who would do me no good whatsoever! As is always the way.

Its all fine when I'm not horny! I'd forgotten how bad it was if I'm honest.

Oh well!

[anllover]

No we confiscated the dogs camera. And its nothing interesting anyway!

If you meant sex life I'd definitly go with that, but then I didn't marry my husband for great sex I married him cos he's a fantastic guy and my best friend. Unfortunately the guys I've had great sex with are also the ones who would do me no good whatsoever! As is always the way.

Its all fine when I'm not horny! I'd forgotten how bad it was if I'm honest.

Oh well!

i am sending the dog a new camera for christmas

yep I really did mean sex life. since that is the only real complaint you have made about your marrage... and it is key to be best friends with your spouse. me and mine are


Nice to read you again

[bumperfan]

Analover-----


cantankerous
egocentric
megalomaniac
self-centered
petty
self-filled(&wife-filled!)
unforgiving
mean
spiteful
loving

What? You are telling me A.L. is a REAL person, under that moderator persona////???--bf



Sorry, Minx, & all you folks

This is just a yank on A.L.'s chain- didn't mean to change the topic flow

Just fucking with U, Amigo--bf Edited December 21, 2007 by bumperfan

[Good_Will]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pUuxE9vjgQ

A scientific exploration of farting.

Enjoy!

Cheers, Will

[anllover]

Analover-----
cantankerous
egocentric
megalomaniac
self-centered
petty
self-filled(&wife-filled!)
unforgiving
mean
spiteful
loving

What? You are telling me A.L. is a REAL person, under that moderator persona////???--bf
Sorry, Minx, & all you folks

This is just a yank on A.L.'s chain- didn't mean to change the topic flow

Just fucking with U, Amigo--bf

you got spiteful in there but left out vengful, hatefilled and FUNNY

your just pissed about my love letter from my favorite STAR
if you cannot get over it friend I will make one up to send to you and sigh her name, complete with gaping assprint like the girls did elvis but with thier lipstick

[anllover]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pUuxE9vjgQ

A scientific exploration of farting.

Enjoy!

Cheers, Will

I am sorry to say Will in all honestly it is too early for me to get started at youtube...
that site is my WORST addiction... I tell my wife "just one more minute" meanwhile I have opened and loaded 18 tabs of clips I want to see. And them bastard FEED my addiction by constantly "suggesting related" crap... The other night I spent the ENTIRE evening there. It started with 9/11 BS > Tony Jaa (look him up) > MMA highlights > a certain named Brazilian Ju-Jujitsu teacher > submissions > choke outs > broken bones/backs > ER horrors > katana practice cuts > shopping channel accidents > Streetfights > guy named chossen Ninja > workout videos > and was finally dragged away kicking and screaming after searching for power kites

But thanks Will, I will be adding a brussel sprout omelet to my diet before the mass trasit terror attacks


more contributions would be great but would LOVE to see the link of the farting sisiter.

[Tangerine]

Thanks Good_Will ! So brussels sprouts are the winner !
A good brit scientific invetigation on farting. I don't know why englishmen seem very accurate and interested on that subject. I remember a big movie in the 70 ' based on the life of southerner french Pujol know as Le Pétomane very famous for his shows in Paris cabarets circa 1890. A real pro-RSBB stage artist then
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane
A lot of things to say on the subject but I got to go to the toilets, I've got the willies today, sorry.

And yes Anll youtube can erase your social live muhah ! (^ ^)

[anllover]

add me on msn messenger to chat live.....
guess my nik

[bumperfan]

you got spiteful in there but left out vengful, hatefilled and FUNNY

your just pissed about my love letter from my favorite STAR
if you cannot get over it friend I will make one up to send to you and sigh her name, complete with gaping assprint like the girls did elvis but with thier lipstick

He, he, he!!! Hell No, I'm happy for you!!!
I'm just playing devil's advocate on your thread(a little ruffle on calm waters--what else are freinds for???)

BTW, I think that scene in "Devils Advocate"is Pichino's finest work-----

"Here We Are
Playing On Our Pristeen Keyboards
While We Fist Fuck the Planet,
Lick Our Fingers Clean &
Bill Up Our Accountable Hours....."

"Free Will-- It Is A Bitch!"

It is basically the same scene he did in "Scent of a Woman", but with better special effects

Hooo-Haaa, Good Cannuck, & Merry Chistmas--M&D, Bumperfans

[anllover]

I must have to disagree with your Al-nalagie.... I was maybe 15 and my brother 13. Our father took us to see the College theater's showing of Scareface late night. Al was brilliant in that one. Actually many actors first works are their most honest. (Tom Hanks in Busom Buddies) Our dad was thinking it was a different movie and is why he let us go even with the R rating.... Sadly we were dragged out by a disgusted father the moment Al hit the fountain and the bloody water sprayed almost to the ceiling. Interestingly enough he let us sit through the most controversial part of the movie.... the chainsaw bathroom scene, and rather sillyly that was minutes before the end of the movie.

OK maybe not his best work but a cult classic.

so BUMPY, when you gonna show for that beer... perhaps my wife would even let your strap fuck me balls deep but here is to hoping

[Good_Will]

The chainsaw bathroom scene was pretty much at the beginning, just after Pacino arrived in Miami and started dealing drugs.

What version of Scarface did you see? The directors fucked up cut??

Cheers, Will Edited December 22, 2007 by Good_Will

[bimboy]

Power kites, eh...
- be right back

[anllover]

The chainsaw bathroom scene was pretty much at the beginning, just after Pacino arrived in Miami and started dealing drugs.

What version of Scarface did you see? The directors fucked up cut??

Cheers, Will

not sure but it was graphic as HELL!!! the college didnt fuck around with thier movies nor the college radio station. I bet it was as bad as was available back then. The chainsaw scene was in the beginning and worse than the end part and is why I was so shocked he pulled us out at the last 5 minutes.... after the chainsaw, piles of cocaine and nude women... just didnt make sense. it made is all stand out even more. that is the interesting part of censorship... it makes you crave even more.

[anllover]

Power kites, eh...
- be right back

http://www.prismkites.com/

I was hoping for the P2 or P3

the shit will pick you up in the air or drag you a long way.... sure youtubed all that by now though