All About Eva

[eva surga]

to all beloved readers of this unique forum and specially to gninori i would like to say i'm very happy to be back again. in the old days before this resurrected board, i had three main topics which were: 'building the grand design - lesson one', 'building the grand design - lesson two' and a similar named topic: 'all about eva'.

it is my intention to resurrect them as well, and i hope my tight schedule leave me t'aime to contribute to this board. again, i will create three topics, namely:

'mutant academy' - in here, i will post articles regarding the extraordinary phenomenon we all carry - or should i say: wear - between our legs. info on how to become a 'mutant'. consider these sweet lovely lines from the MA (the magicalbum):

One is not born a woman.

One becomes one.

so let's all become a woman. and for those who were born a woman: go lesbian! get it twice!

'our society' - in here, i will post articles and info and trivia concerning the SCP (society of the cat people founded 886 cs), the mystical secret society i belong to and work for. so you all get a little bit more to know about us, our worldwide activities and influence.

'all about eva' - the third and last topic is the one you're reading now. it's... well, it's about me. what i do, what my interests are, my own personal magic sessions...

so i hope lots of fun is gonna come our way in the very near future, having a good time here like the old times...

at day, i lecture most (mysticism, occultism, spirituality & technology) on behalf of SCP. i the evening i'm occupied with my internet tasks, being a moderator myself for several websites. but it's the night i'm living for, for it is then when i'm involved with my 'magical mystery sessions'. i would like to tell you more about that in coming posts...

april 15 is my birthday. i'll be 29 then...

eva. Edited April 3, 2007 by eva surga

[prolaptotron]

and after g's posts just started making sense again after going all avant-garde because of your encouragement last time around.

ah the hell with it; lets all become a woman:- show us the secret nipple twist handshake and take us on this magical mystery tour of yours already.

[gershi]

welcome eva,

i enjoyed your posts in the second last board although i didn´t understand a word of them

maybe i´ll get the meaning this time

and i´m looking forward to the discussions between you and gninori

gershi

[anllover]

ok it official... from far left field it is good the keep an open mind.

i will say thought there needs to be more respect for the wonderful creature - WOMAN!!!

[Tangerine]

ok it official... from far left field it is good the keep an open mind.

i will say thought there needs to be more respect for the wonderful creature - WOMAN!!!

Ditto !
And for some important things I behave like a woman for years, mixing respect and comfort. (^ ^)


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[eva surga]

this is a republishing of the first post of the 'all about eva' topic of the
former rosebuttboard that has miraculously been saved. remember, it was written
april 19, 2005. i've updated the info.

eva.

* * *

OF 0001 - who's that girl - introduction

who's that girl - by eva surga - introduction - my shortkut

"Never forget who you are." - The Borg Queen (Dark Frontier I & II, 1999)

hey everybody, i would like to introduce myself to all of you. this is
a one time information on who i am. it is no spam! to be on the safe
side, and since i am not a prostitute, i place it in the 'no porn'
section (or something like that).

my name is eva surga (well, some say sweet sugar's my name), i am 27
years old (april 15, 2005 was my 27th birthday, along with... leo da vinci!
how about that!) and i live in the sindustries' dutch capital - and
you know where that is. i also have a butt (who doesn't), but my
butt's a nice rosebutt, a 'voorbij tien'. that's the IATC
classification for rosebutts measuring larger than 10 cms width. (mine
pouts over 4 by 9 by 16 cms at peak performance - the present 2007
dimensions are: 6 by 12 by 21! wow!)

there's a slight pressure here and there on me to contribute visually
and present photographs of my butt, but that's not why i am here.
neither am i yearning to search and watch for spectacular pictures of
other people's butts. i'm here to present information on building the
grand design, this on behalf of and authorized by the organization i
work for: the scp. (ah, there it is - ass see pee! but seriously, it's
the society of the cat people founded 886 cs, a (dis-) concordian order.)

i will present this information in a series of posts, called
'lessons', and publish them irregularly as long as it pleases me and
tolerated by this forum's administrator. because i think that
obtaining (well, it's more a matter of gaining) a nice and wonderful
rosebutt of your own is the greatest adventure a man or a woman can
step into. more than this: as true discordian, it is my belief the
rosebutt is the destiny of man. it's the journey that lies ahead in
all of us, leading us to the evolution of mankind. i love this, for
love is an evolutional quality.

i understand posting text here are in html, so they will be copied and
pasted by every member who wishes to do so. i agree with that, as long
as they're accompanied by my name (since i'm the author and the text
are originally written by me), and the reference to the
magicsessions.nl website as well as the scp courtesy is not deleted
when copied. the lessons' contents are derived randomly from mascp, as
used in the students lessons material. a word of advice and thought,
though: this forum is a closed circuit, so i think it's safe in here.
but be careful and think twice to whom you pass on these information
(especially the delicate information of my 'building the grand design'
series), because you know though it's 2005, still not everybody on
this planet is as free and open-minded as us people. i know the pope
isn't! (oh, i've heard he's dead now. well, hope he can now see and
touch the lord...)

aside the 'building the grand design' series, i will occasionally
comment on posts, especially posts on asking for information or tips.
this depends on the time i have, as my first priority are the lessons
i give at mascp, and next my work as moderator for
www.magicsessions.nl. at mascp (the mutant academy of the
society of the cat people founded 886 cs), i teach code language and most
(mysticism, occultism, spirituality + technology), so i think my posts
will be useful and helpful in this forum, as information on how to
build yourself this grand design might be at least as valuable as mere
watching amazing butts of other people who possess them. why not
possessing one of your own! this kingdom of god and jesus which our
beloved rosebutt in fact is!

please allow me to make a one time mentioning of six exceptional
sites, as they are connected with our mutual interest. i will tell
this only one time, to avoid it becoming an ordinary spam-message. so
this is only genuinely meant to give readers of this forum a one time
information. thank you!

may i present you these society of the cat people affiliated free to
visit sites, and tell something about their worth and use:

www.magicsessions.nl

this is the main site, well worth visiting. don't rush, because it's
designed in a very unusual way, not suitable for a quick check. so
take your time! discover! to comprehend, utilise and gain favor by it,
M6 (magicsessions.anal's nickname) should be studied at least for six
hours. because it holds very much subliminal information. you may
start with the website manual or the fuck - which the FAQ is - (in
'hello there - hell here'). the list of contents (not the contents
itself, alas!) of the bible of the society of the cat people, the MA
(magicalbum) can also be seen in M6 as well as ordered. however, the
overall image is for general young trendy dance public, so on the
surface it's not so outstanding and outspoken as this adult forum -
which i love! however, in hidden files, such as IATC, OF (openforever)
and BR (blackregion), very useful knowledge is displayed (password
required, only scp members).

every other day, coded slogans, mottos and new code information is
published randomly in M6. that's why it's so important to artists and
other free and open-minded people who visit M6.

IATC means: International Anal Techniques Code - it's the
international valid database, concerning our mutual interest. it's
written in CDE (contemporary dance english). on the internet, IATC is
decoyed (= purposely mislead, deceived) as 'international association
of theatre critics'! ain't that funny, huh! by the way, the whole film
industry (by means of the WGA, the writers guild association of
america) is based on this IATC! WGA (and please don't say wag gods
ass! ha ha!) is one of them think tanks...

may 21st magicsessions will celebrate its second anniversary (situation: 2005).
fifty artists are invited to participate in M6' celebration. invitations are
now being send all over the world to the invitees. if you want to know
who's on the list, view the names in the mslog post of april 4.

www.makrendih.nl

this is the blackmarket 'shadow-site' of magicsessions.nl. here again
in hidden links, files can be found about our mutual interest, on
philosophical level mostly. if you don't know where to find the hidden
links, then this site looks like an ordinary stupid and dumb one paged
site!

'mslog'

update note: there are in fact three 'mslogs'. the first is:

www.mslog.web-log.nl

this was the original mslog and is now full. its capacity was 20 MB. however, very
much important info (like the true, hidden meaning of words, are stalled here. go
directly to the archives!

the second one is:

www.mslog1.web-log.nl

this was installed to become the follow-up mslog, but was quickly abandonned
since i went to www.niburu.nl and www.paulenlinda.nl. so most of its 20 MB is
still being untouched.

the third one is:

www.mslog.nl

now this current and present one will become the real one, the true one. it will start
april 15, and has an advanced stylesheet, database, etc. mslog.nl is backed by a present 5 GB,
part of a 30 GB internet server.

this is our (now fully and standing still) very lively kid stuff daily log.
everyday chat about everything, but still containing elements of our mutual interest.
very useful sections are on the leftside, such as:

- the ten best hardcore dvd porn productions of this moment, this is
really useful as a quick check on "what porn movies are best, what
shall i buy, rent or watch". because as you know, watching porn and
LITERARY doing the "instructions" giving in the dialogues by the
performers, will REALLY "guide" you while you do your daily (me
nightly) rosebutt training, shitting and gaping hole ritual! (do it in
the living room, with the convenience of being hooked to all modern
appliances. read about this in my profile. in the 'building the grand
design' series, i will elaborate on this ideal location and procedure
of shitting in the 'art of disposal' lesson.)

did you know, folks, porn movies aren't for kicks - they're books of study!
watch porn movies, perform the same actions that the performers do,
learn a lot from it!

- a list of exceptional dance remixes loaded with hsm's and other
aural instructions you can use as music to listen to (and to grind on
and fuck to with yourself) while you do your training day sessions...
as you know, rosebutts demand excercise! frequently! EX-ER-SIZE-D
EVERY SI-X HOURS! VERY FREQUENTLY! (the dutch have a saying for this:
'ik kom zo terug schat, even mijn neus poederen!')

www.radioactivity.nl

this is our storage site, only open to scp administrators.

www.monas.nl

literary a vast library! it has all kinds of books, music, literature
to broaden your cultural knowlegde on - well again, 'our mutual interest'!

especially their 'think department' is well know for its content. make
monas your daily afternoon library stop. it'll pay off eventually!

nnw.berlios.de

wow! this is the society of the cat people's academic division,
managed by those new age era people. read all vast and extensive nnw
files and learn about how to create an 'artificial intelligence' for
your self! an obligated pre-study for mascp students! at psydolphin,
excerpts of the code language syntax are virtually, subliminally and
randomly revealed - just read all docs very attentively!

and as we all know: 'man is the dream of the dolphin'!

as i said, those above mentioned sites are free to visit sites, as
they emphasize on information and education. they're based on
idealistic principles and they are not commercial. they don't contain
mp3 music files or dvd images. they harbor something more worth than
that: knowledge! they're spectacular by itself.

in return for my efforts and postings, i only ask these urls are not
to be removed. that's all.

you can hear and find 'magicsessions' everywhere within the dance
community... just listen intensely (through your headphones, not
speakers!) to hsm's (= hidden sexual messages) aurally embedded in
dance remixes! cause we control the dance and movies sector. in
europe, the scp performs as the dutch think tank on dance evolution.
in usa, the canoga park branch controls scp's porn division. we're
everywhere, man!

personal questions (well, not that personal!) can be send to me:
msecondany@gmail.com or blackregion@gmail.com. you can also PM me. don't
send email that's meant for me to sendmycopy@hotmail.com, as this
address is the main magicsessions website email address, accessed and
viewed by other people.

should you be interested, aside this forum i also post in these fora.
though they're in dutch, it shouldn't be a problem for those who truly
are (you know why!):

www.mslog.nl
www.mslog.web-log.nl
www.niburu.nl
www.paulenlinda.nl

and to all the hardcore people, this message's for you: here at mascp
we worship two gods - the two michaels. michael ninn and michael
cretu, that is. savour all their images, sounds, music, words... learn
from the true savants! (oh, and we have a freak too: mr. Q-Tip...)

"Eternal flame will always burn." - Morphing Thru Time (Enigma, 1996)

to conclude your knowledge, if you want to learn more and know all,
please especially read these great titles: for they're the five greatest books on earth!

NBV - Nieuwe Bijbel Vertaling
het woord van god en de evangelieën van christus
nederlands bijbel genootschap
2004
> this is of course the grand magnum opus the whole concept and foundation
was laid out of who we really are... it's the core definition of us humans, er - mutants.
and its shortest chapter, the song of songs, holds the smell of the spice smile... to
those who are still wondering: B.I.B.L.E means Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth! o irony!
>the NBV
'een interconfessionele vertaling voor het hele nederlandse taalgebied'

SD - Secret Doctrine
the synthesis of science, religion and philosophy
theosophical society
1888
> this fine monumental and comprehensive work is in fact and mainly be a thorough
summary and registration of all different cultures, thoughts, concepts and beliefs... before
SD, only the selected few could be god. after 1888, everybody reading this book can become god...
>the SD
'there is no religion higher than truth'

PD - Principia Discordia
the magnum opiate of malaclypse the younger
discordian society
1968
> this is a student's pride youth piece of fun and fuzzy logic. every page a good joke.
laugh away, find love, let her in and stay forever young! a magnificent rebellious booklet,
though... hail eris! fnord! fcuk! without PD - pacific division decoyed as police depths - there
would be no New Age as we know it...
>the PD
'or how i found goddess, and what i did to her when i found her'

MA - Magicalbum
the dance scene's global underground bestseller
society of the cat people
2002
> this album, a collection of enigmatic feline and feminine poetry and insightful notes,
was brought by the SCP (and please don't say 'ass see pee'!), emphasizing the detailed
erotic and pornographic aspects of the grand design. ever wondered why electronic dance
music is so damn sensual and sexy? MA causes it! completely written in CDE, 'We See All'
(the proper name of the Magicalbum) is Michael Ninn's bible, as well as every other woman's
ass. parts of the MA's hidden notes are invisibly printed, only visible under UV light.
>the MA
'wisdom for cat people, fen del mar lovers, deep house clubbers and
modern day pros'

JLS - Jonathan Livingston Seagull
a story
richard bach
1970
> learn about the true meaning of universal love and true compassion by means
of this lovely little bible on tectonics and kinetics... a small book, yet a pearl of great prize!
impact is at best if you read the whole book in one single 90 minutes endurance squat session...
>the JLS
'to the real jonathan seagull, who lives within us all'

and you know... because in fact and to be truthfully, those
magnificent great books are just about HOW TO CREATE A KINGDOM GOD OUT
OF YOUR ANUS!!! (told in incomprehensive metaphores...) DON'T TELL
THIS TO EVERYONE! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! HAIL REBECCA! SESACYPHERSORES!

party people with dilatations, gapes, prolapses and roses... i rest my case...

but remember:

i am here to serve and please you guys.

eva surga
code teacher fifth grade
mutant academy of the
society of the cat people
founded 886 cs

pee ass: this is a message to all people who are becoming slightly
concerned about whether a next publication of the 'building the grand
design' series will be released. good news: yes, there will be more to
come! at this moment, i am soo bizzy with magicsessions coming
anniversary preparations, so that's why lesson three still hasn't been
realized yet.

just you wait and see!

and thank you all, for your good reactions and PM's on the 'building
the grand design' lessons! dutchy, webslave, rubbaduck... thank you
all!

pee pee ass: i've never been so bizzy like these days! just celebrated
my birthday, so in the next days i will begin writing lesson three:
'the art of disposal'... tip: find all my post just by checking my
profile!

just saw sidney pollack's 'the interpreter' - about, well...
interpreting language. miss kid's playing a UN interpreter who
UNderstands 'KU'... holy cow! i also speak 'Ku'! hell, i'm a nasty fat
cow myself! (a list of great movies for mutant education can be find
in the top ten movies section of www.mslog.wb-log.nl, as well as the
hottest porn dvd titles of this moment.)

my love is your love and your love is mine...

yours, eva.

eva surga teaches code language and most (mysticism, occultism,
spirituality + technology) at the mascp, the mutant academy of the
society of the cat people founded 886 cs. she also is moderator of
www.magicsessions.nl. the scp is the dutch think tank on dance
evolution.

this article 190405 © 2005 eva surga / society of the cat people founded 886 cs. Edited April 5, 2007 by eva surga

[sacrefrancais]

Wow that's incredible. I barely understand a word (but I haven't read everything). It's quite interesting anyway, and mysterious.

[eva surga]

[quote]april 15 is my birthday. i'll be 29 then...

eva.[/quote]

[b][i][color=sienna]wow, this was THREE years ago! i'm so BC (bizzy, busy) now!

my own WEBSITE is grow wing: http://catsociety.nl/esa/

and i'm a raising popular star on PLANET TWITTER! http://twitter.com/evasurga

my grand design, yoni, your knee, journey has come to bend: it has reached it's maximum ultimum potential: 22 cm NS north south & 12 cm EW east west...

i'm a golden girl now, big gold dumpster.

hey listen to this little sample of sexy dance music:

go to http://www.magicalbum.nl/ activate the media player then go all the way down click on the play button...

eVa, 32 years now...

visit my twitter account, but let's keep it decent there ha ha...[/color][/i][/b]

[eva surga]

i notice a very big extended blank space a few posts from above my post (this post) why is that? it's a strange big blank gap between my first post all above this page, then the vast blank gap, then these latest post... why is that?

i'd like to know...

eVa

[Tangerine]

[quote name='eva surga' date='24 April 2010 - 09:21 PM' timestamp='1272140499' post='177249']
[b][i][color=sienna]wow, this was THREE years ago! i'm so BC (bizzy, busy) now!

my own WEBSITE is grow wing: http://catsociety.nl/esa/

and i'm a raising popular star on PLANET TWITTER! http://twitter.com/evasurga

my grand design, yoni, your knee, journey has come to bend: it has reached it's maximum ultimum potential: 22 cm NS north south & 12 cm EW east west...

i'm a golden girl now, big gold dumpster.

hey listen to this little sample of sexy dance music:

go to http://www.magicalbum.nl/ activate the media player then go all the way down click on the play button...

eVa, 32 years now...

visit my twitter account, but let's keep it decent there ha ha...[/color][/i][/b]
[/quote]

Hey great to read you again, Eva and thanks for the updates too all the best for your numerous essential activites (^ ^) and sorry, don't know anusthing about your gaping blank lines Edited April 24, 2010 by Tangerine

[eva surga]

sorry i don't understand: lats time i checked i had TWO TOPICTHREADS here:

all about eva AND "mutant academy" AND NOW I ONLY SEE this post and this one topic - is the rest GONE? DELETED???

that would be very pity of all the effort made of all those posts!

so where is the rest of my topics?

eVa

[Tangerine]

[quote name='eva surga' date='24 April 2010 - 09:34 PM' timestamp='1272141247' post='177254']
sorry i don't understand: lats time i checked i had TWO TOPICTHREADS here:

all about eva AND "mutant academy" AND NOW I ONLY SEE this post and this one topic - is the rest GONE? DELETED???

that would be very pity of all the effort made of all those posts!

so where is the rest of my topics?

eVa
[/quote]

Hmm stange eerie event occurs then because i just answered to your question in the Mutan academy thread (^^)