prolaptotron

i think i typed the word "piss" more times than is deemed environmentally safe by the european union, and, that goal being reached, i am out of here...

you guys are really missing out here...

pussies!

okay look if you want to join in i will try not to hurt your feelings specifically and merely concentrate on your race, religion or sexuality. deal?

getting bored.

aright! i am in chat now and will stay there about 15 minutes or so typing words like "shit" and "piss". okay then, LETS DO THIS!

so what the hell people? when is this going to happen, i mean i just went in chat now and had to tell myself to fuck off five times before i eventually left. and all because there was not one single other MOTHERFUCKER in sight to tell that shit to. shouldn't this technology be taken advantage of like it was a small vietnamese and we're the collective gary glitter. so, someone set a date and a time and prepare for the righteous indignation of... PROLAPTOTRON!!!

what the fucking shit? my work here is clearly done.

looks the same to me... but it's summer at last, which means i can once again go to the beach and get stung by jellyfish. seriously, its the only way i can get teenage girls to urinate on me these days. don't judge me society. also, hello.

jawohl mein ubergapenfuhrer!

oh foolish mortals - you dare invoke the holy name of PROLAPTOTRON!!! who's first in line for a good trolling then? good and hard. and deep.

i remember when this forum wasn't just a big group of self applauding moderators playing spunky biscuit with everyone's feelings. good day to you sirs.

the problem with the discussion forum is that there is simply nothing left to discuss. post things. things with more variety. interesting things. unusual things. the answer is things. things. things. things.

clearly we have different ideas of what constitutes 'fun'. but contrary to your interpretation;- pictures CAN be funny, it's just that 99% of the ones posted here are utter bollocks. and thread derailment is all part of the fun, but i'd rather it took the form of an ironic jib then a pixelated picture of gary coleman riding a tyranosaurus rex. it's all about quality control, basically if you read a post and immediately think about going to google image search then you need to stop doing that and eat a bowl of dick. but on the odd occasion you have a picture saved, or remember seeing one somewhere that made you laugh your your ass off and an ideal opportunity to post it occurs, by all means share it, and don't worry i'll be sure to tell you if it is shit or not. as for the male/female argument, i'm pretty sure it ended up this way;- we all agreed that while it's nice if you know exactly what content you're about to see, the back button is never far away, so as soon as those big hairy ass cheeks start loading in, you're only one swift click away from heterosexual heaven.

my point previously in the thread was that talk is cheap;- ie, less whinging about the problem and more action to solve it. regarding gninori's picture, i tend to make pretty quick decisions on these things - based loosely on the following;- 1. did i understand why it was posted - if no go to 2. 2. did i find it interesting - if no go to 3. 3. did it make me laugh - if no stop reading thread. a few other people clearly have similar criteria. but hey sorry i disappointed you, i'll be sure to go to my room and think about what i did - i mean, i'm sorry that people have opinions that differ to yours. and there you have it.

see the above post by gninori for a perfect example of what i'm getting at. as far as i remember there weren't ever that many picture posts on any incarnation of previous rsbb discussion forums at all. but please, feel free to be as disappointed as you like. i'm just glad i could be of assistance.

for instance here's normally where someone would post a cartoon of a train going into an ass, and then someone else will post a picture of a black man in a refrigerator saying some witty shit about how i should just chill out, then, why not;- a picture of phil collins down a coalmine beating the fuck out of a cat. you get the idea. or how about we skip that bit and just let this thread die without the obligatory powerpoint presentation?

y'all did cut down, but the problem persists;- it's not the loading but the relevence of the images. people seem to use pictures for the sake of it rather then there being any actual reason, and then you have to trawl through them to get to the actual point, if there even is one. which brings us roughly back on topic;- perhaps the traditional wealth of camaraderie on this board has stopped because of this incessant random picture posting derailing every thread in the fucking ass.

safari has a better bookmarking system and a private browsing function. it's also a lot quicker. fuck firefox.

have you never seen asword swallower?

i'm seeing a lot of excuses and not nearly enough boobies.

QUOTE(Minx @ Nov 4 2007, 09:28 PM) [snapback]62680[/snapback] If I'm honest all the pictures you guys post puts me off. It hijacks any thread worth reading and really annoys me! You've not even managed to not do it here! i distinctly remember having a crack at this one myself, (RIGHT HERE!!!http://www.rosebuttboard.com/index.php?showtopic=2860) didn't get me anywhere, tangerine just learned how to link better.

but seriously, i had a valid point posting that;- a bigger variety of threads = more people likely to post. face it - the same old 'how do maek my ashol big' threads that appear day after day just don't cut it anymore. dawg.

oh no you di'nt! i'ma hafta bust a cap in yo ass now! fo' realz!