this is a republishing of the first post of the 'all about eva' topic of the former rosebuttboard that has miraculously been saved. remember, it was written april 19, 2005. i've updated the info. eva. * * * OF 0001 - who's that girl - introduction who's that girl - by eva surga - introduction - my shortkut "Never forget who you are." - The Borg Queen (Dark Frontier I & II, 1999) hey everybody, i would like to introduce myself to all of you. this is a one time information on who i am. it is no spam! to be on the safe side, and since i am not a prostitute, i place it in the 'no porn' section (or something like that). my name is eva surga (well, some say sweet sugar's my name), i am 27 years old (april 15, 2005 was my 27th birthday, along with... leo da vinci! how about that!) and i live in the sindustries' dutch capital - and you know where that is. i also have a butt (who doesn't), but my butt's a nice rosebutt, a 'voorbij tien'. that's the IATC classification for rosebutts measuring larger than 10 cms width. (mine pouts over 4 by 9 by 16 cms at peak performance - the present 2007 dimensions are: 6 by 12 by 21! wow!) there's a slight pressure here and there on me to contribute visually and present photographs of my butt, but that's not why i am here. neither am i yearning to search and watch for spectacular pictures of other people's butts. i'm here to present information on building the grand design, this on behalf of and authorized by the organization i work for: the scp. (ah, there it is - ass see pee! but seriously, it's the society of the cat people founded 886 cs, a (dis-) concordian order.) i will present this information in a series of posts, called 'lessons', and publish them irregularly as long as it pleases me and tolerated by this forum's administrator. because i think that obtaining (well, it's more a matter of gaining) a nice and wonderful rosebutt of your own is the greatest adventure a man or a woman can step into. more than this: as true discordian, it is my belief the rosebutt is the destiny of man. it's the journey that lies ahead in all of us, leading us to the evolution of mankind. i love this, for love is an evolutional quality. i understand posting text here are in html, so they will be copied and pasted by every member who wishes to do so. i agree with that, as long as they're accompanied by my name (since i'm the author and the text are originally written by me), and the reference to the magicsessions.nl website as well as the scp courtesy is not deleted when copied. the lessons' contents are derived randomly from mascp, as used in the students lessons material. a word of advice and thought, though: this forum is a closed circuit, so i think it's safe in here. but be careful and think twice to whom you pass on these information (especially the delicate information of my 'building the grand design' series), because you know though it's 2005, still not everybody on this planet is as free and open-minded as us people. i know the pope isn't! (oh, i've heard he's dead now. well, hope he can now see and touch the lord...) aside the 'building the grand design' series, i will occasionally comment on posts, especially posts on asking for information or tips. this depends on the time i have, as my first priority are the lessons i give at mascp, and next my work as moderator for www.magicsessions.nl. at mascp (the mutant academy of the society of the cat people founded 886 cs), i teach code language and most (mysticism, occultism, spirituality + technology), so i think my posts will be useful and helpful in this forum, as information on how to build yourself this grand design might be at least as valuable as mere watching amazing butts of other people who possess them. why not possessing one of your own! this kingdom of god and jesus which our beloved rosebutt in fact is! please allow me to make a one time mentioning of six exceptional sites, as they are connected with our mutual interest. i will tell this only one time, to avoid it becoming an ordinary spam-message. so this is only genuinely meant to give readers of this forum a one time information. thank you! may i present you these society of the cat people affiliated free to visit sites, and tell something about their worth and use: www.magicsessions.nl this is the main site, well worth visiting. don't rush, because it's designed in a very unusual way, not suitable for a quick check. so take your time! discover! to comprehend, utilise and gain favor by it, M6 (magicsessions.anal's nickname) should be studied at least for six hours. because it holds very much subliminal information. you may start with the website manual or the fuck - which the FAQ is - (in 'hello there - hell here'). the list of contents (not the contents itself, alas!) of the bible of the society of the cat people, the MA (magicalbum) can also be seen in M6 as well as ordered. however, the overall image is for general young trendy dance public, so on the surface it's not so outstanding and outspoken as this adult forum - which i love! however, in hidden files, such as IATC, OF (openforever) and BR (blackregion), very useful knowledge is displayed (password required, only scp members). every other day, coded slogans, mottos and new code information is published randomly in M6. that's why it's so important to artists and other free and open-minded people who visit M6. IATC means: International Anal Techniques Code - it's the international valid database, concerning our mutual interest. it's written in CDE (contemporary dance english). on the internet, IATC is decoyed (= purposely mislead, deceived) as 'international association of theatre critics'! ain't that funny, huh! by the way, the whole film industry (by means of the WGA, the writers guild association of america) is based on this IATC! WGA (and please don't say wag gods ass! ha ha!) is one of them think tanks... may 21st magicsessions will celebrate its second anniversary (situation: 2005). fifty artists are invited to participate in M6' celebration. invitations are now being send all over the world to the invitees. if you want to know who's on the list, view the names in the mslog post of april 4. www.makrendih.nl this is the blackmarket 'shadow-site' of magicsessions.nl. here again in hidden links, files can be found about our mutual interest, on philosophical level mostly. if you don't know where to find the hidden links, then this site looks like an ordinary stupid and dumb one paged site! 'mslog' update note: there are in fact three 'mslogs'. the first is: www.mslog.web-log.nl this was the original mslog and is now full. its capacity was 20 MB. however, very much important info (like the true, hidden meaning of words, are stalled here. go directly to the archives! the second one is: www.mslog1.web-log.nl this was installed to become the follow-up mslog, but was quickly abandonned since i went to www.niburu.nl and www.paulenlinda.nl. so most of its 20 MB is still being untouched. the third one is: www.mslog.nl now this current and present one will become the real one, the true one. it will start april 15, and has an advanced stylesheet, database, etc. mslog.nl is backed by a present 5 GB, part of a 30 GB internet server. this is our (now fully and standing still) very lively kid stuff daily log. everyday chat about everything, but still containing elements of our mutual interest. very useful sections are on the leftside, such as: - the ten best hardcore dvd porn productions of this moment, this is really useful as a quick check on "what porn movies are best, what shall i buy, rent or watch". because as you know, watching porn and LITERARY doing the "instructions" giving in the dialogues by the performers, will REALLY "guide" you while you do your daily (me nightly) rosebutt training, shitting and gaping hole ritual! (do it in the living room, with the convenience of being hooked to all modern appliances. read about this in my profile. in the 'building the grand design' series, i will elaborate on this ideal location and procedure of shitting in the 'art of disposal' lesson.) did you know, folks, porn movies aren't for kicks - they're books of study! watch porn movies, perform the same actions that the performers do, learn a lot from it! - a list of exceptional dance remixes loaded with hsm's and other aural instructions you can use as music to listen to (and to grind on and fuck to with yourself) while you do your training day sessions... as you know, rosebutts demand excercise! frequently! EX-ER-SIZE-D EVERY SI-X HOURS! VERY FREQUENTLY! (the dutch have a saying for this: 'ik kom zo terug schat, even mijn neus poederen!') www.radioactivity.nl this is our storage site, only open to scp administrators. www.monas.nl literary a vast library! it has all kinds of books, music, literature to broaden your cultural knowlegde on - well again, 'our mutual interest'! especially their 'think department' is well know for its content. make monas your daily afternoon library stop. it'll pay off eventually! nnw.berlios.de wow! this is the society of the cat people's academic division, managed by those new age era people. read all vast and extensive nnw files and learn about how to create an 'artificial intelligence' for your self! an obligated pre-study for mascp students! at psydolphin, excerpts of the code language syntax are virtually, subliminally and randomly revealed - just read all docs very attentively! and as we all know: 'man is the dream of the dolphin'! as i said, those above mentioned sites are free to visit sites, as they emphasize on information and education. they're based on idealistic principles and they are not commercial. they don't contain mp3 music files or dvd images. they harbor something more worth than that: knowledge! they're spectacular by itself. in return for my efforts and postings, i only ask these urls are not to be removed. that's all. you can hear and find 'magicsessions' everywhere within the dance community... just listen intensely (through your headphones, not speakers!) to hsm's (= hidden sexual messages) aurally embedded in dance remixes! cause we control the dance and movies sector. in europe, the scp performs as the dutch think tank on dance evolution. in usa, the canoga park branch controls scp's porn division. we're everywhere, man! personal questions (well, not that personal!) can be send to me: msecondany@gmail.com or blackregion@gmail.com. you can also PM me. don't send email that's meant for me to sendmycopy@hotmail.com, as this address is the main magicsessions website email address, accessed and viewed by other people. should you be interested, aside this forum i also post in these fora. though they're in dutch, it shouldn't be a problem for those who truly are (you know why!): www.mslog.nl www.mslog.web-log.nl www.niburu.nl www.paulenlinda.nl and to all the hardcore people, this message's for you: here at mascp we worship two gods - the two michaels. michael ninn and michael cretu, that is. savour all their images, sounds, music, words... learn from the true savants! (oh, and we have a freak too: mr. Q-Tip...) "Eternal flame will always burn." - Morphing Thru Time (Enigma, 1996) to conclude your knowledge, if you want to learn more and know all, please especially read these great titles: for they're the five greatest books on earth! NBV - Nieuwe Bijbel Vertaling het woord van god en de evangelieën van christus nederlands bijbel genootschap 2004 > this is of course the grand magnum opus the whole concept and foundation was laid out of who we really are... it's the core definition of us humans, er - mutants. and its shortest chapter, the song of songs, holds the smell of the spice smile... to those who are still wondering: B.I.B.L.E means Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth! o irony! >the NBV 'een interconfessionele vertaling voor het hele nederlandse taalgebied' SD - Secret Doctrine the synthesis of science, religion and philosophy theosophical society 1888 > this fine monumental and comprehensive work is in fact and mainly be a thorough summary and registration of all different cultures, thoughts, concepts and beliefs... before SD, only the selected few could be god. after 1888, everybody reading this book can become god... >the SD 'there is no religion higher than truth' PD - Principia Discordia the magnum opiate of malaclypse the younger discordian society 1968 > this is a student's pride youth piece of fun and fuzzy logic. every page a good joke. laugh away, find love, let her in and stay forever young! a magnificent rebellious booklet, though... hail eris! fnord! fcuk! without PD - pacific division decoyed as police depths - there would be no New Age as we know it... >the PD 'or how i found goddess, and what i did to her when i found her' MA - Magicalbum the dance scene's global underground bestseller society of the cat people 2002 > this album, a collection of enigmatic feline and feminine poetry and insightful notes, was brought by the SCP (and please don't say 'ass see pee'!), emphasizing the detailed erotic and pornographic aspects of the grand design. ever wondered why electronic dance music is so damn sensual and sexy? MA causes it! completely written in CDE, 'We See All' (the proper name of the Magicalbum) is Michael Ninn's bible, as well as every other woman's ass. parts of the MA's hidden notes are invisibly printed, only visible under UV light. >the MA 'wisdom for cat people, fen del mar lovers, deep house clubbers and modern day pros' JLS - Jonathan Livingston Seagull a story richard bach 1970 > learn about the true meaning of universal love and true compassion by means of this lovely little bible on tectonics and kinetics... a small book, yet a pearl of great prize! impact is at best if you read the whole book in one single 90 minutes endurance squat session... >the JLS 'to the real jonathan seagull, who lives within us all' and you know... because in fact and to be truthfully, those magnificent great books are just about HOW TO CREATE A KINGDOM GOD OUT OF YOUR ANUS!!! (told in incomprehensive metaphores...) DON'T TELL THIS TO EVERYONE! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF! HAIL REBECCA! SESACYPHERSORES! party people with dilatations, gapes, prolapses and roses... i rest my case... but remember: i am here to serve and please you guys. eva surga code teacher fifth grade mutant academy of the society of the cat people founded 886 cs pee ass: this is a message to all people who are becoming slightly concerned about whether a next publication of the 'building the grand design' series will be released. good news: yes, there will be more to come! at this moment, i am soo bizzy with magicsessions coming anniversary preparations, so that's why lesson three still hasn't been realized yet. just you wait and see! and thank you all, for your good reactions and PM's on the 'building the grand design' lessons! dutchy, webslave, rubbaduck... thank you all! pee pee ass: i've never been so bizzy like these days! just celebrated my birthday, so in the next days i will begin writing lesson three: 'the art of disposal'... tip: find all my post just by checking my profile! just saw sidney pollack's 'the interpreter' - about, well... interpreting language. miss kid's playing a UN interpreter who UNderstands 'KU'... holy cow! i also speak 'Ku'! hell, i'm a nasty fat cow myself! (a list of great movies for mutant education can be find in the top ten movies section of www.mslog.wb-log.nl, as well as the hottest porn dvd titles of this moment.) my love is your love and your love is mine... yours, eva. eva surga teaches code language and most (mysticism, occultism, spirituality + technology) at the mascp, the mutant academy of the society of the cat people founded 886 cs. she also is moderator of www.magicsessions.nl. the scp is the dutch think tank on dance evolution. this article 190405 © 2005 eva surga / society of the cat people founded 886 cs.
