Turd in pussy and getting fucked?

[soundboy]

Oh brothers and sisters!

Why is it that, with an internet full of perversions at our disposal, our minds keep pestering us with ever more extreme stuff that we just can't find? It's like catch 22. Just when you think you've found something that hithero (is that a word?) you thought was so perverted that you'd never find it - it turns out your sexuality just shifts gears and makes you want something even more elusive.

I remember growing up. All I wanted to see was a girl peeing. Big deal, huh? Well, it was for me. Couldn't ask friends about stuff like that, could I? Of course not! It's "weird". But no sooner had I seen girls peeing, I wanted more. And I got it. Thanks to the internet. I got more and more and for some time I thought I got it all. Even stuff I wasn't into. I had seen it. I felt like a gourmet of porn - traveling the world for exquisite tastes prepared in foreign kitchens and thought up by stranger's minds. Maybe I overate a bit, but I became satisfied.

Then I got caught up again. Mainstream porn didn't deliver. Like any form of art, mainstream just isn't enough. Not when you're into it. Seriously into it. And I believe we here all are, at least after spending some time "on board". So I turned to amateurs and semi professionals. Because, hey, their in it for the fun, not for the money. So they do stuff that doesn't sell a lot of copies but gets their rocks off. Even if it's stuff that most people wouldn't do or would only do for a lot of cash, drugs or because they're being forced into it.

I'm sick of seeing performers doing their circus stunts. I want people I can understand again. People I can relate to. Not fleshbots. Because, if I keep looking at fleshbots, fancy though they may look, I'll keep demanding more.

Right now, I've reached a point in my porn life where I want to see nothing more than a girl taking a shit, shoving the turd into her vagina and finally getting fucked. Allow me to specify (just in case someone thinks: hey, I know just the video to help this guy out). The sort of scene I have in mind is very much like one of those Fistinchen did where she takes a dump on a bed, inserts the (pretty solid, important! none of that semi liquid shit, please) turd and goes into the kitchen for a smoke. The problem for me is, that she ends up spreading all that shit over her body. Maybe that's what most people want to see but not me. I want to see her get fucked. Into her vagina. With the shit inside. Don't ask why. I don't know.

Now, I don't want to claim that I've done everything possible to find just such a video. Maybe there are even specialized forums out there. I don't know. But the fact is that this elusive turd-bird (harhar) I'm hunting for is only as pretty as it is rare. The moment I find it the hunt for something new will be on again. And I fear what will come next. I can't imagine it but it can't be good. The stuff I want to see even now is not good for health (not to mention vaginal odor, *yeeks*) or something I'd ask my partner to do. It's just something I want like the spoiled brat the internet has helped me be.

I'm sorry for rambling. It's late and I only now come to realize that maybe the point I wanted to make isn't half as intellectual or observant as I thought it would be when I started writing this. There's more I'd like to go on about - like how the life's of people in porn are really much more interresting than the porn they shoot. Or how I'd love to know what happened to such talented women as Betty, Mila or any girl that ever fucked a dog on camera. No, I don't mean the internet rumors. I mean what REALLY happened to them. Or how awesome Belladonna is when she talks about all that cosmic health bull shit she's into. I mean it! But I guess that will have to wait for another day.

For now, allow me to end my little essay on "hard turd in vagina and getting fucked into it" with a hypothesis and a wish. My hypothesis is that as we grow our expectations towards porn grow too. We'll either keep hunting for the turd-bird or we'll start stalking Bodil Joensen. If by the grace of god, who probably jerks it to fallen angels playing the organ in d-minor, the internet should provide for our needs: halleluja! If not: bummer.

So like Crom to Conan, grant me one wish: Grant me turd-bird!

[pizdets]

What about the Avantgarde Extreme and Portait Extreme films - went through all that? There's quite an amount of 'mouth filled with shit' fucking there, there should be at least one vagina receiving the same treatment.

[fun_e_gy]

ok turd in the pussy is just wrong... seriously that causes some major infections to women. Not only that, turds in the mouth is exactly how people end up with e-coli infections. that shit just aint right when your sexual acts bring you within a huge risk of life threatening, pandemonium, media frenzied death...? Maybe we should take a bigger look at things

[soundboy]

@pizdets: thanks, but I'm not into the whole Simon Thaur and his crew thing. They talk as much shit as they shit shit and I'm just not into seeing guys shit. Ain't that some shit?

@tommygun: exactly! It's wrong and risky. So I wouldn't want my gf to do it. Cause, it's a slipery road. One day it's a turd in her pussy, the next it's getting fistfucked by an elephant. I love my gf and would never want her to be harmed. First I make sure she's wearing sunscreen and then I stuff her vag with shit? That would be

So instead, I want to watch some other freak do it. It's a bit like watching Jackass. They jump from high bridges on miniature bikes so we don't have to. I want to see someone else take the risk, masturbate to it and move on. Not treat my gf's pussy for some nasty infection for weeks. Besides, I guess what I'm describing isn't half as dangerous as it sounds. A healthy, not stressed vaginal environment should be able to fight this bacterial infection on it's own with no problems. The problem is, when you keep doing it. As they say: once you go turd in pussy on a regular basis you'll start attracting flies in no time.

Like so many other things, some people can take it and others can't. I don't want to compare these things, but I guess a lot of girls go ass to mouth these days. And not all of them have an enema first (as if that prevented e-coli!). And a lot go ass to pussy. For some it works out, others get sick and stop doing it. Statistically, turd-bird is stil out there!

[hectorknot]

I'm pretty sure that there is a Pretty Lisa scene where she does that (New York scat gangbang??). It is also clear that she really loves what she is doing!

[fun_e_gy]

[quote name='SOUNDBOY' date='01 October 2011 - 04:23 PM' timestamp='1317482637' post='471334']
@pizdets: thanks, but I'm not into the whole Simon Thaur and his crew thing. They talk as much shit as they shit shit and I'm just not into seeing guys shit. Ain't that some shit?

@tommygun: exactly! It's wrong and risky. So I wouldn't want my gf to do it. Cause, it's a slipery road. One day it's a turd in her pussy, the next it's getting fistfucked by an elephant. I love my gf and would never want her to be harmed. First I make sure she's wearing sunscreen and then I stuff her vag with shit? That would be

So instead, I want to watch some other freak do it. It's a bit like watching Jackass. They jump from high bridges on miniature bikes so we don't have to. I want to see someone else take the risk, masturbate to it and move on. Not treat my gf's pussy for some nasty infection for weeks. Besides, I guess what I'm describing isn't half as dangerous as it sounds. A healthy, not stressed vaginal environment should be able to fight this bacterial infection on it's own with no problems. The problem is, when you keep doing it. As they say: once you go turd in pussy on a regular basis you'll start attracting flies in no time.

Like so many other things, some people can take it and others can't. I don't want to compare these things, but I guess a lot of girls go ass to mouth these days. And not all of them have an enema first (as if that prevented e-coli!). And a lot go ass to pussy. For some it works out, others get sick and stop doing it. Statistically, turd-bird is stil out there!
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I agree! but still don't want to be the asshole who suggested dumping and pumping in the wrong tank if ya know what i mean..

[Stahlfaust]

If I may interject, I have seen a film with a scene pretty close to this theme, i.e. the girl/woman had her pussy filled with turds. It was an older (=1990s) production from either Manni Moneto or SG. And I have seen the same girl in much later films in good health and doing scat stuff again so she did not find that too harmful.

[soundboy]

Maybe it wasn't too harmful, but I for one wouldn't want my girlfriend to have a urinary tract infection. Although there are antibiotics and although it's not too harmful. Call me a weak minded feminist, but she wouldn't be my girlfriend if I thought otherwise. There's stuff that I find risky but reasonable and there's stuff that just isn't worth it. This isn't.

Any chance you remember the title of that movie?

[bertieboyblue]

Yup, Pretty Lisa is your girl: seen her do this in quite a few clips. Veronica Moser too...
As regards infection, know a girl that's done it and been fine, but it is a risk...

[wolfgang]

I can understand you and I'll agree....
I hope you'll find this girl - for me too!
Sincerely
Diaperlover

[quote name='SOUNDBOY' date='29 July 2011 - 12:58 AM' timestamp='1311897498' post='369112']
Oh brothers and sisters!

Why is it that, with an internet full of perversions at our disposal, our minds keep pestering us with ever more extreme stuff that we just can't find? It's like catch 22. Just when you think you've found something that hithero (is that a word?) you thought was so perverted that you'd never find it - it turns out your sexuality just shifts gears and makes you want something even more elusive.

I remember growing up. All I wanted to see was a girl peeing. Big deal, huh? Well, it was for me. Couldn't ask friends about stuff like that, could I? Of course not! It's "weird". But no sooner had I seen girls peeing, I wanted more. And I got it. Thanks to the internet. I got more and more and for some time I thought I got it all. Even stuff I wasn't into. I had seen it. I felt like a gourmet of porn - traveling the world for exquisite tastes prepared in foreign kitchens and thought up by stranger's minds. Maybe I overate a bit, but I became satisfied.

Then I got caught up again. Mainstream porn didn't deliver. Like any form of art, mainstream just isn't enough. Not when you're into it. Seriously into it. And I believe we here all are, at least after spending some time "on board". So I turned to amateurs and semi professionals. Because, hey, their in it for the fun, not for the money. So they do stuff that doesn't sell a lot of copies but gets their rocks off. Even if it's stuff that most people wouldn't do or would only do for a lot of cash, drugs or because they're being forced into it.

I'm sick of seeing performers doing their circus stunts. I want people I can understand again. People I can relate to. Not fleshbots. Because, if I keep looking at fleshbots, fancy though they may look, I'll keep demanding more.

Right now, I've reached a point in my porn life where I want to see nothing more than a girl taking a shit, shoving the turd into her vagina and finally getting fucked. Allow me to specify (just in case someone thinks: hey, I know just the video to help this guy out). The sort of scene I have in mind is very much like one of those Fistinchen did where she takes a dump on a bed, inserts the (pretty solid, important! none of that semi liquid shit, please) turd and goes into the kitchen for a smoke. The problem for me is, that she ends up spreading all that shit over her body. Maybe that's what most people want to see but not me. I want to see her get fucked. Into her vagina. With the shit inside. Don't ask why. I don't know.

Now, I don't want to claim that I've done everything possible to find just such a video. Maybe there are even specialized forums out there. I don't know. But the fact is that this elusive turd-bird (harhar) I'm hunting for is only as pretty as it is rare. The moment I find it the hunt for something new will be on again. And I fear what will come next. I can't imagine it but it can't be good. The stuff I want to see even now is not good for health (not to mention vaginal odor, *yeeks*) or something I'd ask my partner to do. It's just something I want like the spoiled brat the internet has helped me be.

I'm sorry for rambling. It's late and I only now come to realize that maybe the point I wanted to make isn't half as intellectual or observant as I thought it would be when I started writing this. There's more I'd like to go on about - like how the life's of people in porn are really much more interresting than the porn they shoot. Or how I'd love to know what happened to such talented women as Betty, Mila or any girl that ever fucked a dog on camera. No, I don't mean the internet rumors. I mean what REALLY happened to them. Or how awesome Belladonna is when she talks about all that cosmic health bull shit she's into. I mean it! But I guess that will have to wait for another day.

For now, allow me to end my little essay on "hard turd in vagina and getting fucked into it" with a hypothesis and a wish. My hypothesis is that as we grow our expectations towards porn grow too. We'll either keep hunting for the turd-bird or we'll start stalking Bodil Joensen. If by the grace of god, who probably jerks it to fallen angels playing the organ in d-minor, the internet should provide for our needs: halleluja! If not: bummer.

So like Crom to Conan, grant me one wish: Grant me turd-bird!
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[t.j. the pimp]

for when i have a scat fetish, i'd just wanna stick to having a girl take a dump me instead.

[tiftmasta]

I know this isn't any help but many years ago I saw a video of a guy shitting directly into a woman's gaping pussy.

[t.j. the pimp]

[quote name='tiftmasta' date='20 June 2012 - 08:28 PM' timestamp='1340249327' post='614494']
I know this isn't any help but many years ago I saw a video of a guy shitting directly into a woman's gaping pussy.
[/quote]

again, GOD-DAMN!!!!

[dajay2k]

:/

Good god