THE HEREAFTERFUN: what remains of

[RSBBShadow]

I saw a lot of people showing their anal stuff
Yeah, great fun, great implements
But what if something happened to you, in general to us?
I don't want to say the D word, but if we happen to have something that forces us to be away from our house a little while or much longer, much too longer, and sooner or later someone will go there to search for something, maybe because we need it, or perhaps they need it
They could be our friends, or parents, or girlfriends, etc...
And they find the forbidden stuff
Have you ever thought about that
Do you want them to find out?
So, will you still have that weaponry at your home?
Do you want to live with that embarrassment your whole life on watching it mirrored in your dear ones' eyes or, worse, in their fond memories of you?
Please answer, a straight answer from your guts and ass: Ever wondered about it?
And don't be trivial, don't troll my wit to board-trolling with dumb replies
Feed my nasty streak because, when leaving today, this board must be better than yesterday

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Edited September 6, 2007 by RSBBShadow

[Tangerine]

Well at least you open a topic Shadow !
Hmm a good one !

For my part I ask my bro to clean my house, if I had to be warped from this dimension, from all my porn devices, dildoes, spex, sm toys, vids, CD etc but some pix or vids could remains on my Mac and some problems could occur for some privates pics and vids I made muhaha.

But so what ? (^ ^) ( maybe I'll have to dig my garden and build some porn bunker to hide my treasures) Edited September 6, 2007 by Tangerine

[torpedro]

My wife knows of my toys, but does not want to play with me.

When she saw me on http://sexshop-dildo-king.de/shop2/index.p...1&ck=3&target=1
she was mad because of the waste of money!
btw: She bought a handbag about 3 weeks ago for 85 EUR! So much to the waste of money.

[ultradude]

My girl would probably keep all my nasty stuff as a reminder of me, maybe one day play with them herself, missing me!

If we both kicked the bucket, I don't know.... try not to think about it not that it would matter since I'd be gone hehe.

[z3n0mal4]

My wife knows of my toys, but does not want to play with me.

When she saw me on http://sexshop-dildo-king.de/shop2/index.p...1&ck=3&target=1
she was mad because of the waste of money!
btw: She bought a handbag about 3 weeks ago for 85 EUR! So much to the waste of money.

hahahahhaa

[gninori]

"Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't."

[alongeasy]

im not in that time yet. so in time to tell the story.

[nordwesty]

When i was young my mother caught my hmoemade toys. wow, was a little embarassing... but she didn't ask me too much about...

Now i use the same that me and my girl have buyed, but no more homemade toys, i missed this fun except for my cock rubber and metal ring/clamps Edited September 13, 2007 by nordwesty

[anllover]

for this to be an issue BOTH me and the wife would have to go out like we have been planning - together in bed having sex, but her moment before me so i can sqeeze in one last new kink
but honestly the real question is WHO will be sifting through your crap when gone?
most of the belonging in the house that would be passed down are my wifes and it would probably be her sister that came over which wouldnt be that bad... but her brother lives much closer and a clown but thankfully he is lazy.


ok not sure but that is the real question. WHO will find your unmentionable filth stash?

[bigdil]

I remember a comedy sketch about a company that upon hearing of you death would rush to your house, clear away all porn and sex toys as well as tidying and washing the house so you relatives think that you are an all round good bloke (or woman...).

Maybe there is a genuine need for this sort of a company? Edited September 13, 2007 by Bigdil

[anllover]

....Maybe there is a genuine need for this sort of a company?

and think of the blackmail side biz you can do