What's annoying in porn?

[Guest deeply]

For all the ranters: go ahead. This is about at least having some vent, where that steam can boil out of that fury.

OK, first of all, the most recent thing that's causing some pissed off feelings at the moment, is the fucking directors essentially doing a voice over the ENTIRE FUCKING SCENE. The audio is not about self promoting how "banging" or "awesome" what's being filmed.

Especially when it's the same words being repeated, over and over again.

And always in awe. Less of the awe? It's porn, it's probably shot in front of that head spilling out all those fucking superlatives every fucking day. Get used to it... and SHUT UP.

Leaving the rest of the common stains and taints that litter the industry, up to every other user to emphasize, in this thread.

Have a go, and be aware that there's no user that's alone in all of this torment.

[Tangerine]

Muhaha good idea Deeply !
Agree with you on the blah-blah-blah point, they even cover the queefing noises, bastards !
Grrr there's some much rants to have in porn !
Stupid endless talking, bad music, very poor lights, cam holders on coke, same boring camera angles, same calibrated surgeon made bodies, big cocks and no brains… Sometimes I feel like I'm watching Discovery Channel, where in hell is the erotic tease now ?
Some rant i'd like to tell to Jean Yves lecastel is to stop filming with extreme back and forth cam movements in the gapes, it makes me sick ! And he work more than ten years before according any attention to the cam lights and the cam lenses cleaning, fucking dirty froggy (^ ^) Edited January 19, 2010 by Tangerine

[Dats]

I hate it when porn or the actors take themself seriously.
To the actors, you're fucking for money, no more no less, get off your high horse.
I hate it when porn tries to have a good story, porn isn't realistic, stop trying to add a realistic story to it. The only cases where porn should have a story is with parodies, in which case it shouldn't try to be good but be bad, that's what makes it a parody.

[TBTB]

I started to reply to this last night but was interrupted ..........

So; first off ~ no probs with anything said before by my fellow ranters Agreed

How about stoopid friggin costumes? Do the producers etc really think that dressing up in period costumes with stoopid friggin hats on or clown suits or Father Christmas costumes enhances the sexuality of the scene/vid? Same can be said about OTT stoopid looking make-up on the girls, so they look like something off a cartoon or kids TV programme! (I'm thinking here about Jay Sin type stuff)

What goes down best here on RBB and nearly every other board ~ no matter the sexual niche is amateur stuff. So WTF is up with the chicks being in casual clothes looking like normal peeps in an everyday situation getting down and dirty with each-other ....... and then the producer/director can get the girls to perform to cater for whatever niche market they are aiming at? Sure there is a market for 'La La Land' fantasy stuff ....... but most of the time this shit detracts from the action

I'm not a technical person; but whats with the colour mixing/lighting on some vids? I think that all of the major porn producers now have good quality camera's, so why do we have to look at primary coloured sets/clothes etc and washed out skin tones? Incidentally; this is just about the only thing that explicite gets right sometimes ~ skin looks like skin etc and their girls occasionally look lickable

If I ever felt like drifting off into La La Land and imagining myself as robocop fistfucking barbie dressed up as a clown with a flashing strobe like dildo stuck outa her ass ~ then I'd rent a mainstream vid, go to a kids toy store and watch a circus on TV and then let my imagination run riot ...... don't know what I'd do about the strobe dildo? Point is ~ I wouldn't I'd rather start collecting postage stamps!

[Tangerine]

Muwahah nice one TBTB ! Well you don't like cosplayers aint' you ?
Nice place to rant here. My daily rant could be on some Members here who overpost in hardcore vids section, damn, this is Rosebuttboard, we should get back to our values : ASSHOLES ! (^^)

[TBTB]

Yep ~ agreed on the vanilla stuff Tang mon ami For that kinda stuff we can go to SAFF or wherever ......

I missed out of my rant the vid quality of some of the best stuff that we see here Stuff like WAS and Russian Doll etc etc ........ basically all of the good stuff that seems to come from the greater Chernobyl webcam area ... friggin great content ...... but the vid quality reeeeeally sucks Fuck me! Aint the Russian mafia got any money for a new vid camera?
Seems everyone else is happy and content with the world?

[Tangerine]

Seems everyone else is happy and content with the world?

if so we 50somethin ole timers must be the lost generation (^ ^)

[TBTB]

if so we 50somethin ole timers must be the lost generation (^ ^)

Seems we are We have a TV prog over here called 'Grumpy Old Men'. It features celebrities our age having a rant about everything that pisses everyone off in modern society ~ but only the 'grumpy old men' have anything to say about it Thing is ~ I agree with them every time! ...... and I bet you would too! ......... we should form a RBB ~ GOM group mate

[Tangerine]

Hehe in our 70' teen era the GOM was complaining mostly about the lack of respect toward rules and extreme freedom but we 10' GOM would rant on too much rules and controls

But frankly, my buddy, on the anal & porn fields I can't be a real 10' GOM, this is a golden age for us asshole pervs, isn't? (^ ^)

[TBTB]

this is a golden age for us asshole pervs, isn't? (^ ^)

Yep pervy froggy buddy

This is the dawning of the age of Analpervyness
The Age of Analpervyness
Analpervyness! Analpervyness!

Light one up and join me in the adapted chorus to the tune of the 1969 hit by 5th Dimension 'The Age of Aquarius' Fuck me ~ drifting off there ~

Edited January 24, 2010 by TBTB

[Tangerine]

Yep pervy froggy buddy

This is the dawning of the age of Analpervyness
The Age of Analpervyness
Analpervyness! Analpervyness!

Light one up and join me in the adapted chorus to the tune of the 1969 hit by 5th Dimension 'The Age of Aquarius' Fuck me ~ drifting off there ~

Muahah Analpervyness Analpervyness Analpervyness puff-puff I was already in an heavy smokin session while I open your post ROTF then (^ ^)

[Ocean]

Pixelated vaginas annoy the crap out of me. There is a gorgeous woman legs in the air dressed as little beau peep huge buttplug in her ass with shit all over the bed and someone finds the need to pixelate her vagina. Go figure.

Naturally beautiful women that get plastic implanted into the naturally gorgeous tits annoy me. For example Kream. Beautiful small breasted woman with a very accomodating asshole, a rare and special type of human. No need for inhancment there. I know its her body and her choice but damn now they are just nasty.

[TBTB]

Pixelated vaginas annoy the crap out of me. There is a gorgeous woman legs in the air dressed as little beau peep huge buttplug in her ass with shit all over the bed and someone finds the need to pixelate her vagina. Go figure.

Agreed ~ forgot to have a rant about this! Jap censorship laws are friggin crazy Apparently a legacy of MacArthur's post war occupation regime Jap producers produce some of the craziest porn on the market ~ completely friggin ruined by their nonsensical censorship Just how much better would Elmer's stuff and the like be without the pixelation? Good point buddy

[Tangerine]

Agreed ~ forgot to have a rant about this! Jap censorship laws are friggin crazy Apparently a legacy of MacArthur's post war occupation regime Jap producers produce some of the craziest porn on the market ~ completely friggin ruined by their nonsensical censorship Just how much better would Elmer's stuff and the like be without the pixelation? Good point buddy

Yep ! even if I'm accustomed to pixillated parts but it cames much more earlier, from the Meiji era circa 1870 when japanese open their country to the west and absorb many western values , incuding western shame of naked bodies.
And as you know following the common rules/laws are the prominent thing in japanese social behaviour.
Same in porn even if you could find many uncensored vids but in some special places only.

But for me this peculiar law on organs had led to some interesting side effects in japan porn, IMO, but not much time to develop now (^ ^) Edited January 25, 2010 by Tangerine

[TBTB]

Yep ! even if I'm accustomed to pixillated parts but it cames much more earlier, from the Meiji era circa 1870 when japanese open their country to the west and absorb many western values , incuding western shame of naked bodies.
And as you know following the common rules/laws are the prominent thing in japanese social behaviour.
Same in porn even if you could find many uncensored vids but in some special places only.

But for me this peculiar law on organs had led to some interesting side effects in japan porn, IMO, but not much time to develop now (^ ^)

Ahhhaaaa! ~ I stand corrected then Tang So we have the Emperor Meiji and his adoption of western stuffed shirts values to blame for pixelated parts as well as for the demise of the Samurai! Maybe better for Tom Cruise and his Samurai buddies to have shafted all the puritan westies then eh? But yeah; I understand Japanese social behavior etc ~ but it seems to me that the current law must be strictly written along the lines of no showing of human reproductive organs etc ~ as if that would make everything right and proper? ~ and then we have mega extreme crazy whacky Japanese movies showing the most extreme sexual behaviour with silly little pussy pads or pussy hiding camera angles or pixels etc etc and the rest is there for us all to see and enjoy? Just doesn't make sense eh? I'm sure if the Japanese legislators actually sat down and watched a MAD doggy vid or a bukkake/gokkun vid or something along the lines that would go down well here on RBB; then they would realise how friggin crazy things currently are? Do they really think that the pixelating of a woman's parts on 'Dog Fucking Ass Dildoing Lesbian Scat Bukkake IV' makes it acceptable for family viewing whilst eating tea with your granny or for upholding moral values? And yep ~ I have a few uncensored goodies buddy Now why don't more producers sneak their uncensored stuff out the back door? Anyways; c'est la vie, I'm not going to change Japanese morality laws from here Puff WTF ~ another thing I can't change ~ next thing is someone is going to tell me the world aint flat! As if!

[Tangerine]

LOL ROTF & agree but maybe it's because of this censorship on organs that we have so much extreme and wacky porn, beside old time "chunga" drawings were already full of stange fetishes (^ ^) Edited January 25, 2010 by Tangerine

[TBTB]

LOL ROTF & agree but maybe it's because of this censorship on organs that we have so much extreme and wacky porn, beside old time "chunga" drawings were already full of stange fetishes (^ ^)

Ahaaaaaaaa! Another great art work! This is raunchy raunchy 'I want to shag anything with legs' Gustav Klimt! Cross between 'The Kiss' and 'Danae' with Licking Octopus and Japanesey lady! Keep outa those 'Porno~Louvre' galleries mon ami You're some arty lovin mother Tang!

[Guest deeply]

Well, looks like the two hijackers of this thread got something out of it.

[Tangerine]

Well, looks like the two hijackers of this thread got something out of it.

yeah and not much Deeply rants around (^ ^)

[Guest deeply]

Not going to get started... usually "beat" it out of the system over some decent content.

When the flask runs dry of new content, that's when the system overloads.

[Guest deeply]

Bump: fucking Jay Sin's series of Winking in Russia, as well as B Pumper, with Wide Open Slippery Ass Meat.

DO NOT BLURB OVER AUDIO OF A SCENE, PERIOD.

EDIT:

OK, obviously there's some audience somewhere that may be reading this, so maybe there are enlightened minds out there...

So firstly, is there an awareness of what privacy is? And how it is interlinked to sex and intimacy?

It's infuriating to have to spell this out, but B PUMPER, REPORTING ON WHAT CAN BE SEEN, MAY BE FOR VISUALLY IMPAIRED, BUT FUCK... NO HETEROSEXUAL WOULD TAKE A MAN'S VOICE AND USE IT AS A DEVICE FOR AROUSAL.

He even had cheek during Claudia Valentine's scene, to fucking PICK a time when every guy watching it would be *ahem* doing something *ahem*, and chose THAT PRECISE MOMENT to blurt out, "I want to have a conversation with you, cos the fans... they uh... are jacking off right now, to your wide open slippery ass meat."

Now, is that annoying? Infuriating? Boner killing? Mentally conflicting? YES. Should he shut up and hold that camcorder, until finishing that scene? YES. Does he? OH NO... he continues:



"Do you like... uh... when guys fuck your butt hole? *Mmhmmm* Do you like it when guys cum inside your ass?" etc.

It's like directors want productions to be watched on mute.

PRICK.

Now any guys that can stomach boy girl scenes, one of their main complaints, is hearing those guys dominate a scene with their voices, grunts and bodies, tainting a scene with focus upon them. YEAH GUYS, IT'S GAY: what those that watch these fail to realize, is it's SO GAY, they need to fucking quit boy / girl scenes altogether, because even when P.O.V., they will ALWAYS have a cock in them.

It's insulting enough that girls aren't entrepreneurial enough to get some fucking equipment and film themselves... but it's even FURTHER insulting that some ego-drugged moron decides to splatter his whimsies over something that is SUPPOSED to be a Gonzo niche.

TOO MANY COOKS SPOIL ANY BROTH: in this case, male influence is equivalent to a Dutch rudder. B Pumper though, is equivalent to a hand job. Scratch that, more like a glory hole with a glass wall.

So, anybody ELSE understand this paradigm?

How many guys here, are tolerating this ear rape? Edited December 15, 2010 by deeply

[inprogress]

Whenever I show my college buddies porn I "just came across" they always say

"eww, I hate it when they show their gaping assholes"

That is my favorite part!

HD porn is one of my pet peeves, I'm not a fan of it. Sure the better quality of porn shows things more realistically, but it just kind of turns me off anymore.

[blackcurrant]

American porn. Nuff said.

[rushy]

Gape shots without good lighting so that you can't see as far inside as possible. Black hole gapes are OK but we want to see inside as well.

[Guest deeply]

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HD porn is one of my pet peeves, I'm not a fan of it. Sure the better quality of porn shows things more realistically, but it just kind of turns me off anymore.
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Can't face reality in more of its glory?

That's repressive.