Airplane sex

[Tangerine]

I often fantasiz about doing sex in an aiplane. Any experiences to share?

http://www.sextutor.com/plane/images/selfsucking.gif

Useful link on arplane sex guide here :
http://www.sextutor.com/plane/

(^ ^) Edited April 23, 2007 by Tangerine

[mxdil]

I was once so strained on an intercontinental flight, I had an invincible boner. Only remedy was to go to the toilet and give it a good wanking... Does that count?

[Tangerine]

I was once so strained on an intercontinental flight, I had an invincible boner. Only remedy was to go to the toilet and give it a good wanking... Does that count?

Muhaha yes and so was my lil'l toilet ass play to check if my piece of hash was still deep in my rectum in my last 11 hours Paris/Tokyo flight.

But I was talking about real sex with others, man ,woman, pilot, small animals, bomber martyrs & flying whores . (^ ^)

http://www.milehighcustoms.com/aircraft-co...xy/P4280016.jpg Edited April 23, 2007 by Tangerine

[curiousboy]

Hehehe, uncountable are the "lil toilet ass play to check..." in my life but only once a good blow job on a half empty plane from Miami to Los Angeles... I guess the hostess knew my GF going down on me but she looked away...

hugs,

cb Edited April 26, 2007 by curiousboy

[bumperfan]

Tangerine- here is a comedy of errors about trying to join the mile-high club!

I was flying back from hawiaii in '82, & I had an ounce of good Maui-wowie but I got too parinoid about getting busted to take it home on the plane, so I sold it to some young tourist in the airport loo, but kept one joint in my sock, I wanted to tell folks at home I got "high" high in the air!
So there was a very attractive 30 year old single women sitting next to me & I was in rare form chatting her up, & after a couple of hours & more than a couple drinks, I even mentioned wanting to join the Mile-High club, & I got a little sexy smile from her!
Thinking that "this is really going to happen" I went into the john to piss, thinking the next time i was in here I would be fucking on the wings of TWA
So to make it a full fantasy story to tell of the perfect long flight home from paridise-I smoked that joint, blowing the smoke up into the ceiling fan
OK- now, by the time I walked out of that tiny bathroom I swear it seemed that EVERY attendant on the plane was staring at me...so I hurried to my seat, trying to be nondiscreet & invisable!
To add insult to parinoid ego, now I am too high to think of anymore witty things to say to this pretty, formally available woman, who can no longer pull more than a yes or no answer to her banter out of me!
So we sat in uncomfortable silence for the last 2 hours of the flight, uncomfortable with the not-sex we just didn't have....and then as we start descending I finally pull my shit together enough to try & re-coup my losses & bring up to her the idea of sharing a drink at the airport bar then maybe share a cab into town.... but my ears start popping from the alltitude dopping, my throat is so dry from cotton-mouth from the pot that I can't swallow & a blinding headach starts coming on---so I ask the stewardess for a glass of water & am told that no drinks can be served on the descent till landing..... and so in a longing, lost might have been chance at airline love, sporting a furious headache & another kick to my ego, I swore off ever smoking pot again when flying, but that magical chance never came up again- tho I still tell that story more than 20 years later, & it is with a knowing smile I realize that those hearing it all seem happy that I didn't "get lucky"- probably cause they never even GOT THAT close!!!
A true story--by bumperfan

[Tangerine]

Muhahaha Funny true story Bumfy, I love it, thnax !
I just smoke once in an Abidjan/Paris flight 10 years ago, blowing the smoke in the lavatories plughole fan but was paraoid too. Especially when an announce was made about the forbidden lavatory smoking fines menace…
But no sex hehe. So Curiousboy remains the only successful sex plane attempt here? Cheers italian pal ! (^ ^)

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[minx]

Nope but not been on a plane in years! Or with anyone worth doing!

[bumperfan]

You haven't flown with me, Minx-- I can chat a nun out of her bloomers... as long as she doesn't offer to smoke a joint with me--bf

[Tangerine]

You haven't flown with me, Minx-- I can chat a nun out of her bloomers... as long as she doesn't offer to smoke a joint with me--bf

Cheers Bumpfy ! (^ ^)

[minx]

I think the last time I was on a plane was on a school trip to Lourdes!

[Tangerine]

Lourdes ? Oh my my, I went there many times with my faithful christian Mom in my childhood; the worst city in France !!!
Minx, It would have been a great miracle to have sex in a plane flying to Lourdes muhaha ! (^ ^)


http://marjorie-art.site.voila.fr/miracle2.jpg Edited May 7, 2007 by Tangerine

[minx]

How's about shagging a virgin and getting caught? That wasn't too bad.

[Tangerine]

How's about shagging a virgin and getting caught? That wasn't too bad.

Hooo is it your story then ? Congrats Minx! (^ ^) Edited May 7, 2007 by Tangerine

[minx]

lol got caught by one of the teachers! And he wasn't worth it and totally not my type, nice guy but really not my thing!

[bumperfan]

Minxy!!! You fucked a virgin? You shamless hussy. Where were you when I was a virgin?- I never get lucky! ha,ha,ha--bf

[minx]

You think with everything I've ever done I've only ever fucked one virgin? You're so wrong...

[marlindickwater]

Tang, I've done it on a bus once. I know that doesn't count but it sure was a blast to say the least, in that tight little bathroom. I have a couple of friends in the Mile High Club though! Get this, They did it in a glider. First off I know it was a reach around because there's know way in hell you could actually do the business in those little cockpits!!!

[bumperfan]

I lied Minxable- I AM a virgin! Ha,ha,ha--bf

[minx]

Sorry darling but I'm not sure your wife would approve!

[Tangerine]

Tang, I've done it on a bus once. I know that doesn't count but it sure was a blast to say the least, in that tight little bathroom. I have a couple of friends in the Mile High Club though! Get this, They did it in a glider. First off I know it was a reach around because there's know way in hell you could actually do the business in those little cockpits!!!

In a glider ? I'd like too ! Congrat your Mile High Club buddies for us and ask them to take a cam specialist dwarf in the cockpit next time.
About your MSE (Mobile Sex Experience) I'm sure you can fly in a bus with a nice ass.


But we could enlarge the topic to "sex in any moving object".
So my only MSE was in a night train to Venice and in a sailing boat in la Cote d'Azur. It was very enjoyable to doggy fuck in the morning at the window while seeing crowds of working people waiting for their dayly train at dawn, huhu.

Tududuntududun SplashSplash SchlikaSchlika. Luv it ! (^^) Edited May 8, 2007 by Tangerine

[bumperfan]

Minxy, she has been trying to fuck me for years!!! She said she would love a little help---won't you help a girl out? Gotcha, pink-mink!!!

[minx]

Oh well if its a request from a fellow girl of course I will! female solidarity and all that!

[analease]

Tangerine- here is a comedy of errors about trying to join the mile-high club!

I was flying back from hawiaii in '82, & I had an ounce of good Maui-wowie but I got too parinoid about getting busted to take it home on the plane, so I sold it to some young tourist in the airport loo, but kept one joint in my sock, I wanted to tell folks at home I got "high" high in the air!
So there was a very attractive 30 year old single women sitting next to me & I was in rare form chatting her up, & after a couple of hours & more than a couple drinks, I even mentioned wanting to join the Mile-High club, & I got a little sexy smile from her!
Thinking that "this is really going to happen" I went into the john to piss, thinking the next time i was in here I would be fucking on the wings of TWA
So to make it a full fantasy story to tell of the perfect long flight home from paridise-I smoked that joint, blowing the smoke up into the ceiling fan
OK- now, by the time I walked out of that tiny bathroom I swear it seemed that EVERY attendant on the plane was staring at me...so I hurried to my seat, trying to be nondiscreet & invisable!
To add insult to parinoid ego, now I am too high to think of anymore witty things to say to this pretty, formally available woman, who can no longer pull more than a yes or no answer to her banter out of me!
So we sat in uncomfortable silence for the last 2 hours of the flight, uncomfortable with the not-sex we just didn't have....and then as we start descending I finally pull my shit together enough to try & re-coup my losses & bring up to her the idea of sharing a drink at the airport bar then maybe share a cab into town.... but my ears start popping from the alltitude dopping, my throat is so dry from cotton-mouth from the pot that I can't swallow & a blinding headach starts coming on---so I ask the stewardess for a glass of water & am told that no drinks can be served on the descent till landing..... and so in a longing, lost might have been chance at airline love, sporting a furious headache & another kick to my ego, I swore off ever smoking pot again when flying, but that magical chance never came up again- tho I still tell that story more than 20 years later, & it is with a knowing smile I realize that those hearing it all seem happy that I didn't "get lucky"- probably cause they never even GOT THAT close!!!
A true story--by bumperfan

I can picture the scene, that is so funny, thanx for sharing.

I just came back from a rowdy long weekend away and wished i could join the mile high club with a very horny guy that i met on the plane but unfortunately i had my mother sitting on my other side maybe next time, lol

Have managed on a bus a couple of times which was very exciting with all those people in front of us not having a clue what was going on....i think

[Tangerine]

I can picture the scene, that is so funny, thanx for sharing.

I just came back from a rowdy long weekend away and wished i could join the mile high club with a very horny guy that i met on the plane but unfortunately i had my mother sitting on my other side maybe next time, lol

Have managed on a bus a couple of times which was very exciting with all those people in front of us not having a clue what was going on....i think

Hehe thanx scattybird ! So no brown games on air, analease, even a lil' finger play ? Kisses (^ ^)
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp...B747_toilet.jpg

[analease]

Hehe thanx scattybird ! So no brown games on air, analease, even a lil' finger play ? Kisses (^ ^)
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp...B747_toilet.jpg

oh i wish