Balls, apples and other round things

[qwebec]

Hi!
I'd like to ask if it's safe to play with round things like apples and other such stuff. I'd like to give it a try but I'm afraidd it may get stuck inside. Do you have any experiencewith such things?

[prolaptotron]

Hi!
I'd like to ask if it's safe to play with round things like apples and other such stuff. I'd like to give it a try but I'm afraidd it may get stuck inside. Do you have any experiencewith such things?

i'm no expert on this but i heard somewhere that an apple a day keeps the doctor away so it's probably kosher.

[bumperfan]

Ha,ha,ha- my old lady swears that an apple is as good as a fifth of "jack daniels" butt that an apple needs a fifth to fertilize the ground-ha,ha,ha--bf

(Butt that may not be kosher) Edited April 22, 2007 by bumperfan

[gninori]

if you are an experienced assplayer, middle-sized round objects are not dangerous. the more dangerous are the small-sized ones, especially for newbies, because they can get stuck in the sigmoid curve (where the rectum ends) or beyond. even apples can get stuck, but that mean that you are a far more experienced assplayer, where the sigmoid curve has been "smoothed" out by years of application and deep penetrations
the usual advice is not starting with something as large as your ass is not used to at all, and someone advises too to play with objects tied to a wire, cord, rope, string or whatever, so that you can pull them out anyway. for example, someone gave tips to make a hole in an apple and then pass a rope thorugh it, without spending so much money in dedicated toys Edited April 22, 2007 by gninori

[Rosebutt]

I've played with apples in the past. I wouldn't recommend it for a newbie.

[kevmullin]

ive used apples and oranges quite a bit myself and even used eggs once and found no problem at all getting them out

[bimboy]

BUT, why not use a small ball instead.

[sid]

Basically, I play with everything that is smooth and round. Apples, balls, tubes, bottles ... But indeed, newbies should start with having patience just as we all have begin this wonderful life of assplay.

Lots of succes !