prolaptotron

QUOTE(anllover @ Apr 2 2007, 02:23 PM) [snapback]5005[/snapback] i think you will like it, and highly suggested to everyone else except prolaptotron... this might not be hard enough for rabbits with pancakes on their heads prolaptotron, do you know Clutch? they are harder and i love them.... still arent soar throat singers but the music makes you drive faster clutch are cissy vaginas compared to the kinds of band i listen too, like these gentlemen for example; with family orientated album covers like this; there are much more extreme ones still, but this gives you an idea of what i'm all about.

tremendous.

don't get to antsy about that last comment, i swear it's really funny if you don't have a vagina.

three words, ro hyp nol! consent in a bottle.

awwwww, he's all 'fight the power' with his fist in the air, i'd be worried though, i mean, he doesn't seem to have any legs at all... but seriously, you just posted a picture of a baby boy all naked and writhing in vaginal fluids. and that makes you a PAEDOPHILE!!! lololololol.

QUOTE(zooole @ Apr 13 2007, 10:30 AM) [snapback]10727[/snapback] I will share the news with you. share it in video format, with commentary by david attenborough, and don't forget to intersperse the good bits with james bond car chase music.

are you gonna do the stuff where crazy businessmen wear nappies and soil themselves as you breastfeed them? i saw a program on that once and there's hella good money in it. but, you are sure you're pregnant and it's not just a big meal you ate, because jesus the other night i ate so much mashed potato i thought i was sigourney weaver in alien 3.

QUOTE(minx @ Apr 13 2007, 06:66 AM) [snapback]10666[/snapback] Prolap - wow I think that's the first proper answer I've ever read from you, and very good it is too! Wish we saw more of those! good call, i forgot to slip any jokes about abortion or rape in there. it won't happen again that's for sure.

i'll let disney's "goofy" explain this one;-

i've no evidence so far regarding mila's diapers, it's just a cool story, but some billionaire client of hers at the bunny ranch married her so that's why she doesn't do porn anymore. but getting back to zooole's idea, blasting her in the ass whilst she simultaneously jams a righteous dildoid up her cooter sure is sounding like the way to go.

frequent stretching of a muscle which is not designed to accomodate items larger than your average turd is the reason why mila shegol is now wearing adult incontinence pants. a prolapse is a result of the rectal wall detatching from it's place inside the gut (due to deep insertions or constantly straining too hard on the toilet) and flapping about inside allowing the prolapsee to contract or expel it according to his/her own muscle control. no doubt people who are into at this will have stronger muscles down there then your average human and subsequently have very healthy bowels into old age, but only as long as they keep exercising those muscles in the same way. but going easy and taking things in moderation are the key to getting anything long term out of this, i mean if you divebomb your virgin ass onto a fire hydrant tomorrow then it's gonna break to hell and it will simply never be the same again, like any physical pursuit, you have to crawl before you can walk, practice makes perfect, etc. as cool as it is to see, and although it illustrates a certain hardcoreness, (much in the same way a facial tattoo does), i'm pretty sure i'd rather keep my guts inside and my ass water tight, in spite of any pleasure i might get from it. from the 'orgazmic' point of view check out puckerup.com, the anal advisor section, there's a whole bunch of factually based stuff right there about it. if you are 'into it' then i would imagine the excitement of simply engaging in the act would make you so much more succeptable to any form of orgazm, prostate or g-spot. inversely this is probably why rape victims never seem to have a good time.

for me, the incentive to meet up would rely solely on the depth of friendship with my internet correspondant and the benefit/reason for a face to face meeting. otherwise there would have to be a unique opportunity, like a music festival kind of event, but for instance with this forum theme, organization would be the key;- maybe some live rosebutt/pornstar performances in a controlled environment, then tickets could be sold and this forum would be funded better. professor x's connections with bubdzia would make this a possibility worth some consideration, and poland is a relatively cheap country to travel too. just thinking on my feet here, no obligation/pressure intended. in conclusion; most people are here for pictures/movies of female gapes etc. and the attraction of meeting up with like minded perverts is not a strong one. there is probably not much common ground aside from this. (i would also imagine any female members would feel a little vulnerable and apprehensive about the idea.) i'm sure some of you are cool dudes and would be interesting to talk to, but one can talk to strangers any time one wants. for free. and mommy said not to talk to strangers anyway.

not to rain on the birthday parade, but there are too many board members for this idea;- the thread will get massive and repetitive, then sooner or later no-one will read it. i mean, cool, it's a commendable enough notion, but if you want it to work out maybe restrict it to people on the board who actually post things, just so you have an idea of who you're congratulating. and it'd help if you knew that they were active in the general discussion section so that they might actually read the thing - perhaps then you're also in with a chance of them showing some gratitude for the anonymous display of solidarity you so kindly bestow upon them. as an afterthought; my date of birth is fake. i would suspect others of the same cunning. i'm just one big party pooper ain't i. KAPOW!!!

y'all just need a good 20 yard run up or so and JUDO CHOP.

and after g's posts just started making sense again after going all avant-garde because of your encouragement last time around. ah the hell with it; lets all become a woman:- show us the secret nipple twist handshake and take us on this magical mystery tour of yours already.

you are assuming a lot of things; for your information i have read several pratchett books, mainly because of wanting to give them a fair chance rather than genuine enthusiasm, but i eventually gave in to my integrity and completely lost interest at 'hogfather'. the best work of his in my opinion is 'good omens' which he was only half involved with.

terry prachett is critically acclaimed and in my opinion highly overrated. he appears to write specifically for an audience of children, ('the wee free men' is specifically aimed at this age group and is rather good because of this) in this respect i think his work is great and could be used in english literature classes, his understatement and swiftian hyperbole are excellent examples of creative language use. but personally i think he gets bogged down in description and much of the 'genius' attributed to him is based on the general consensus that he has a prodigious imagination, something i do not agree with. you would do a lot better by investigating the works of phillip pullman (eg, his dark materials) from the point of reading similar subject matter. clive barker (eg, weaveworld) could then be the next step i suppose, and what an excellent step it would be.

QUOTE(xthorgal @ Mar 31 2007, 11:16 PM) [snapback]3782[/snapback] #2. Each member must: - Respect other members - Be nice to other members. Offending of other people is not allowed and will not be tolerated. and that would be exactly why i got the warning...

indeed, having different straight and gay sections wouldn't be such a bad idea; it would make browsing for specific content more efficient for one thing. but the whole problem began in saying things like "who wants to look at some guys hairy prolapsed rectum, it makes me barf" or "IF I SEE ANLLOVER'S SIG PIC BANNER AGAIN I WILL VOMIT!". had they just given a reason instead of launching into condescending and arrogant polemics then i'm sure their opinions would have had a fair hearing.

and last time all i got for my attitude was a warning. times must be a-changin' power to the people!

there are three threads, THREE fucking threads already, with people all crying about how they can't look at gay porn, even by accident, because it makes them feel funny. so i figured i'd start a poll on it - i just want to find out how many forumites sit on that side of the fence. all you need to do is click some buttons. it's anonymous so no need to play the man for your homies. maybe you like it all. perhaps you swing strictly one way but don't give a shit if you open the wrong link here and there. or are you simply that much of a red blooded man mountain that seeing a rival male's big hairy balls makes you scream like a little girl and piss in your panties. it's your call.

you'll never likely hear from a gay board member saying "ahhh i can't bear to see all this pussy, it makes me vomit, etc." i mean, they might even think it:- but it doesn't infringe upon your human fucking rights. moreover you could do a lot worse than follow the excellent example of laissez faire as set by our homosexual brothers and sisters and simply grow the fuck up. in this, the age of internet anonymity and far too much censorship, there are bigger fish to fry, and quite frankly this isn't even a 'fish', if you catch my drift. be a man.

QUOTE(obala @ Mar 31 2007, 03:13 AM) [snapback]2890[/snapback] I must say i dont like this, photoshoping pics that way is very easy, much better is looking for the REAL good photos that dont need to be photoshoped. If i want fantasy, i just go hentai, that has much more 'deepness' than this... you miss the point, these are obviously not real and yet convincing enough to the eye - providing an entertainment factor. hentai does not even pretend to look real. these two are wholly different subjects. photoshop takes a lot of skill to use well, to simply scratch the surface - merely getting accurate curvature shading/light levels all looking natural is quite an art, then you get techniques using opacity, paths and filters... these are no mspainted hitler moustaches. please try and be objective about these things, i mean, when you're not too busy over compensating for your 'heterosexuality' of course.

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