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QUOTE(TBTB @ Jan 24 2008, 06:43 PM) [snapback]77499[/snapback] OK Minxy Here we go mate I read your rant a coupla days ago and now that I've had time to think about it: 1. Nowt wrong with having a high or 'normal' sex drive. It's peeps that supress it that have the problem. 2. Ask him to cut his hours or take a day off in the sack. "Too much work makes Jack ..... " etc etc etc. 3. Exactly! 4. Don't log in again. Fuck em! You don't need em! 5. Plaster? And get hubby to kiss it better .......... (see 1, 2 & 3 in your rant!). 6. You dont need them; but sounds like you need to smoke something else to cure all else on your rant list! 7. How old is he? If I've got this right; he needs to pay more attention to the important things in life! 8. No comment! Just how many times did I make stupid comments when the ex was hormonal. You're not catching me with this one! 9. It's only money! Fuck it! It's not important. Be happy. See through the money haze and as long as you can eat and have a roof over your head ...... 10. And? 11. See my point 1 above. Seems we've gone full circle? Screw the housework, cooking, wage making or bill paying Fulfilling those needs dont make you happy Syptoms:= Sex drive; hubby working too much; broody; bitchy; bad knee; nicotine relapse; pissed off with silly games; hormonal; money worries; housework = YOU NEED MUCH MORE SEX THAN YOU ARE CURRENTLY GETTING! AND QUALITY STUFF DEMAND IT MINX I'm liking this. Thank you. Number 6 is sounding especially good right now, only it makes me ridiculously horny and I would go mad. Oh well...thanks both of you for a giggle at least. I'm much less hormonal today. (thank fuck)

I'm far too dependent on sex for too many things. Oh well.

To be honest I could have stopped him going back but I didn't. And when he does go on he's not in a Guild anymore so he can and does stop when I tell him. It wasn't a very comment for me to have made actually. Can't you tell the world is a nicer place now I've had some?

I'm in the mood for a rant...or at least to vent some feelings. 1) My sex drive is back and its horrid 2) My husband is working ridiculous hours and therefore has nothing to do with (1) 3) As per 1 and 2 I want another baby but it can't happen if he's at work or asleep. 4) Had massive fallouts with a load of women on a forum, and whilst I'm inclined to think fuck it and ignore the lot of them its quite upsetting, as is the amount of side-taking and shit stirring thats going on, its all gone quiet now but has the feel of the calm before the storm because its just not finished. Maybe I should just finish it and have done with it. 5) My knee hurts 6) I had 3 cigarettes while my best friend was here. I enjoyed them. I am now steering clear of all shops until the temptation has passed. 7) The temptation as above is no doubt caused by (2) and the fact that he's returned to playing WoW when he's here. 8) Am "hormonally challenged" at the moment which requires chocolate, however chocolate does not help with losing weight which would ease 5 but is also appeasing 6. 9) whole situation going on with money which I thought was further along than it is. Which is very annoying. 10) House is a tip. 11) None of the above would really matter if I was getting enough sex. Not even good sex, just enough. Thanks for listening. Comments welcome (as long as they're nice ones!)

I've still not finished it. Its really rubbish.

I'm currently reading this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Secret-Diary-Demen...00921362&sr=8-1 And its rubbish. I'm really struggling to get through it let alone enjoy it. It's supposed to be reflective of the average housewife and therefore I should be able to identify with the main character....what a load of absolute bollocks. It's rubbish, very unfunny and rather boring. And I can read chick lit...lots of it now marketed towards young marrieds. (I can't believe I'm officially a housewife - its just wrong.)

Creative??? Nonononononono. Chocolate should be savoured with no distractions, preferably without nuts, fruit or alcohol. Those things should be banned. Can you tell I'm a certified chocoholic?

QUOTE(curiousboy @ Jan 20 2008, 10:08 AM) [snapback]76718[/snapback] I had an image flashad in my mind: you are bent over the kitchen table, with your elbows on it, enjoying a big bowl of chocolate pudding whike your hubby (I am actually not really sure it was him, hehehe) is poundig you from the back. Once a while you could even rich him back a spoon. If some drips on your boopies, don`t worry, he will lick you clean! Big hug to our minxie, cb It wouldn't have been hubby, he doesn't do from behind!!! Nice thought too but I take my pleasures separately thank you! QUOTE(TBTB @ Jan 20 2008, 11:46 AM) [snapback]76744[/snapback] Yep; it's chocolate Minx! Took ages to find a suitable pic for reply You guessed the other stuff I found Not for me! I beT! Not for me either...cant think of anything worse! But what a waste of chocolate.

Tell me that IS chocolate...

Hmmm Donuts....

Hell no! That chocolate pudding is way too good to be wasted on anything other than eating!

Do you guys seek to constantly educate and improve yourselves or are you occasionally content to read for the pleasure of the story and escapism? Think my brain might implode if I tried to read anything more sophisticated than chick lit or Harry Potter at the moment!

QUOTE(Tangerine @ Jan 4 2008, 12:45 AM) [snapback]73896[/snapback] babes' oil. Who's been taking pics of me then?

I used to LOVE this song. Teenage angst and all that jazz. ETA - prefer the remix I think.

Nigella has a seriously nice chocolate pudding that is almost better than sex. Wouldn't mind hub watching her if he actually did some cooking! But he's a physisist...obviously too busy pondering TOE. Quite nice in here really....I might start wandering in here now and again.

QUOTE(anllover @ Jan 16 2008, 09:56 PM) [snapback]76151[/snapback] I guess better than 3 horny actually me and the wife are way over due for some sex... and I am thinking the quarterback position... same as doggie but she reaches under and rubs the balls, spot and asshole My boobs are too big and my arms are too short for any of that malarky.. And I don't do mens bums. I'm not getting any but it's almost baby making time so will now

Ooooh sorry! Didn't mean to get everyone so wound up!

Too horny. Quite scary really.

Aw honey you feeling all hot and flustered?

I shouldn't have come back on here!

I didn't know about that! Would put face in too close contact with bum though for me so wouldn't have liked it anyway! Thanks for that, got a friend whose hubby wants to watch gonzo porn with her and she was bit baffled by it...as was I. Thank you ! x

Whats a Gonzo movie please? What sort of content etc?

I don't see how me being in love with my baby and being broody and wanting more babies makes me lame! I've given up my shagging around because frankly, it's dangerous. Not just physically but for my marriage, and now more than ever I want it to work! So please just stop with the rude comments. They're unnecessary. You don't have a clue about my life or me and should just back off, though I appreciate the apology. TBTB - gas and air and a pool! Out in 6 minutes. My sexual habits stood me in good stead!

QUOTE(Rosebutt @ Dec 31 2007, 01:46 PM) [snapback]73237[/snapback] For the life of me, I will never understand this. You DO realize that these are human lives that you will have to clothe, feed, educate, council, protect, punish, etc, right? It's not always going to be a cute little drooling doll that folks look at at coo, right? I do indeed realise this, why wouldn't I? I'm in love with my son. Its a shame more mothers don't adore their children - we might live in a nicer world then. And he's not little. But he's very cute. QUOTE "Addicted to babies"... of for fuck's sake. A year ago, you were a fisting queen on the RBB, now you're a doting mother, speaking of a devotion to procreation. And? The problem with this is what exactly? My priorities have changed. I don't need to prove anything to anyone - you included. And while we're at it, start and end your killing spree with your attitude, or don't take it out on me. Anl - how far is that in miles then? Or someone? TBTB - sounds like a precious memory. I was a bit too out of it when he was born and was a bit pre-occupied with his parentage! It tainted the whole thing thats why this time I'd like it to be much different.

A 2nd dick? Right.... I already walk a couple of miles a day with the dog but thinking I might need to up that or do it faster! Most of my addictions are gone, gave up smoking though still miss it, don't drink, no extra-marital sex... I suppose I'm now addicted to babies. Oh well...he is gorgeous.