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Hello, Just thought I'd let you know I've had a little baby girl, she's absolutely beautiful (of course ) so now a mummy of 2! Feels very weird and this all feels like a lifetime ago now. Not sure I even remember what sex is let alone kink! For the pervs among you (because someone is bound to ask) 3 hour labour and my pelvic floor didn't let me down, she was out in less than a minute and had to be caught. Gas and air is very good stuff. No stitches and perfectly fine afterwards. And no I didn't take a camera. Love to all, stay sexy. xx

Yep in times gone by I have made a living from sex. Bloody good it was too mostly!

Cock is definitly a good word but then I have nothing against dick especially either!

Why would I say Ass though? An ass is a donkey. Think you'll find it's where you're from!

I wrote this a while ago for someone and have never shared it with anyone else, but I'm feeling generous so thought I'd share it here. It's not finished and I doubt it ever will be but I'd appreciate your comments. **************** “Roll over onto your front. Shut up and listen to me. This is your only chance to prepare for tonight so make the most of it. I have sold you to a group of 10 men tonight. Sold you as my slut to be used and abused and fucked. They’re all experienced, you’ll be safe, but for tonight you’re theirs to use. They’re expecting you to be good and stay quiet. I have promised you will be, and if you’re not, then they have my permission to give you something to moan about, and then I won’t have control over it. But tonight you will get used while I watch. First they’ll start by fucking you, each and every one of them, from your mouth to your cunt then pushing straight in your arse. When the first one goes into your arse then they’ll start double fucking you. They won’t care how it feels for you, so I’m sure you’ll cope but they won’t care if it hurts or it’s sore. You’ll just feel two cocks ramming inside you with another in your mouth and the others watching you. I know you can take it. After they’ve all finished fucking you the first one will start to work his hand inside your cunt. You’ll take it easily now, with their cum as lube. You’ll feel him starting to push straight into you, giving you just enough time for it to not be painful, but not enough for it to be comfortable. Straight in with 3 fingers, then 4, then you feel him withdraw as he tucks his thumb in and just pushes. You know he’s not going to stop until it’s all inside and you’ve taken it all. My guess is he’ll go quite deep, and you will take it and you won’t make any noise. You feel it as he pushes his whole fist deeper inside you, up to the wrist, his fingers playing on your cervix…and even then you won’t make a sound. Once he’s in one of the others is going to do the same to your arse, and you’re going to take it. Using the cum that’s dripping out he’ll push 3 fingers straight in…you’ve just had ten cocks fucking you there so that won’t bother you. If you’re lucky he’ll work them in and out for a while before adding another, but I don’t expect he’ll make it easy for you. So four fingers working in and out of your arse, a fist deep in your cunt, men playing with your tits…hands all over you. And I know you’ll just be waiting for him to make his next move. He’ll take his time though waiting until you relax and give up trying to be ready for it. They’re going to try and make you scream, you know that don’t you…but you won’t because I’ve told you not to. So one fist in your tight cunt working its way deeper and 4 fingers in your arse. Feel them working on you, knowing what’s coming next but not knowing when. You feel him start to stretch his fingers out in your arse, opening you up ready for his fist. Feel him pushing against the fist already embedded in your cunt. If you move away from him when he goes to push his hand in you know they’ll make you pay for it. And I know you will do it anyway. One of the others goes to your shoulders to stop you moving forward and he pushes his cock in your mouth. You feel the thumb join the fingers inside your arse and him start to push. They’re going to make you take it, I said you could and you will. He has all his fingers inside you and you can feel his knuckles pushing against your arse, the fist in your cunt withdrawn to the widest part of his hand to make it that bit more difficult for you. You don’t see them look at each other ready to make their move. The hand inside your cunt starts to pull out, rubbing along the fingers in your arse, making you feel every bit slide out. The fingers in your arse withdraw slightly too but then start to push in more firmly than before. You know this time he’s going to do it regardless of how you feel. As he’s at the knuckles pushing in trying to get the biggest part in the other hand returns to your cunt. With fingers on your clit they begin to push together. You’re going to take both at the same time. They’re going to make you. You’ll really feel it now as they both continue to push hard, fighting each other for space. Both going to push in at the same time. The fingers on your clit building you up to an orgasm then letting you rest, each time bringing you closer. The fist in your cunt pushes in a bit more and you feel his finger on your cervix trying to push in. They push a little harder…and you feel your arse stretch wide open as he starts to push through and into you, the hand in your cunt pushing deeper into you, his fingers working further in and up pushing on you more. The fingers work your clit as they work your holes, fist fucking you hard and deep, one hand in your cunt and another mans hand in your arse working them both in and out, together then separately…each guy using you to see how much you can take before you give in to your orgasm..and you know it won’t be long until you cum and it’s all over…but they won’t care if you cum or not they’re going to carry on anyway..."

Be warned if you get rash from shaving the rash you can get from waxing is about ten times worse, took ages for mine to calm down enough - never ever again!

Pretty sure www.pabo.com do a couple of things like that.

It's perfectly possible and very enjoyable BUT only when it's bareback. I wouldn't recommend it with a condom as they can catch and that's a not very nice feeling. Same reason as with toys really I suppose. Not that I'm saying you should go bareback!

But stretching is just an obvious one isn't it? Surely that's even more obvious than just saying "fisting". I know I've had to go into more detail before now about fisting but doubt it would leave any room manouvre if you said stretching?

Or you could just try and bed whoever you like and see what they think when they get there?

Hiya Your best bet is finding a swinging website for your area I think, then get talking to people and they should be able to recommend somewhere for you. You might have to try a few clubs before you find one you like and are comfortable with. If you haven't played with anyone else before and that's what you plan on doing you might want to try it at home first so you can establish your boundaries etc on your own rather than turn up to a club and find that you both struggle with it. Good luck and I hope you have fun.

I think you won't get an answer for all the above reasons. I think provided the person is open to the idea (sorry can't find another phrase!) then you can get a good idea as to whether they're going to run a million miles in the opposite direction or not.

I've always just described it as liking a bit of kink, or just really dirty sex. It covers a multitude of sins and to the uninitiated it could be anything. If someone really wants to know then I might tell them, and certainly if they were looking likely as a sexual partner. I know what you mean though, it's certainly easier for people to describe more vague preferences. I so should start posting in the past tense.

Hope this year brings you everything you want. x

I once made a guy really embarassed because I asked him why my vibrator wouldn't work any more and whether it'd be covered under warranty. He wasn't quite sure what to say to that so disappeared quite quickly.

Erm... Go in...have a browse, have a giggle and the ridiculous stuff, have a bigger laugh at the blow up dolls and pretend vaginas, snigger at some of the dvds, then go back and decide which toy you like. Flirt with cashier for discount or freebies. Pay for purchase. Swap phone numbers if cute. Go home. Enjoy.

Darling I've never used the phrase and I doubt I ever would. I've probably got more class in my little finger than you've come across in your entire life so do not try and play class games with me. You won't win.

My my my... You hate prostitutes and yet you've been with 60 of them??????? That scares me. I'm not sure what I can even say to this as an ex-whore. And yes, I earnt lots of money and sometimes it was for talking, and sometimes it was a 5 minute blow job. Sometimes it was for absolutely incredible mind blowing sex and with men who I'd have quite happily seen outside "work" if I wasn't married. I just don't know what to say to someone who really ought to know better than to be so closed-minded...and frankly the talk of killing prostitues should be petrifying for anyone. I can't believe that you think a woman's job as a prostitute should result in their death over their role as a wife or mother or daughter. Am stunned. I think you have some serious guilt issues over seeing prostitutes and in the circles I worked in if any one of us saw someone like you you'd never be seen by a good woman again.

And generally completely different business types with different motivations.

If inet is internet then your generalisations are discrimatory at best and offensive at worst. Personally a man who hates any part of society that much with no sign of compassion or understanding should count himself lucky he has any sexual experiences to write of. And, actually, if the woman you paid wasn't one of the hated ones how does that work? It's still prostitution? So if she can be ok why aren't others?

I know that this has been discussed a couple of times on here so thought you might find the following amusing. http://www.idiottoys.com/2008/10/congratul...birmingham.html Enjoy.

I think you'll find that a lot of women will try it but won't admit it to any but their closest friends, and even then it has to be a certain type of friend.

QUOTE(anllover @ Sep 24 2008, 12:20 AM) [snapback]110785[/snapback] congrats. lets hope its human just trying to be an idiot was this planned? an unfortunate accident? or a lucky coincidence? We've been trying since boyo was a couple of months old, we'd just decided to give it a rest for 6 months and hey presto! Got an early scan in the morning. Got to go on my own and not especially happy about it.

Evening, Well the last migraine might have a different cause... I'm having another baby. It was hormonal.

Well I saw the GP, unfortunately not the good one I wanted to see (long story) and she came out with the following gems: - relax - don't stress - go to sleep when the migraine starts (and do what with toddler and 2 dogs??????) - don't take pain meds - have a massage - use ice packs on head. She also managed to put migraine being worsened down to weight. That's interesting. I didn't realise you could have a fat head. I've still got it 8 days on.