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Just about the smell of shit lingering on your hands and fingers - what I find works well is to keep handy the squeezed-out halves of lemons. If my fingers are smelly I take one of these, rub my fingers with the lemon juice and, most importantly, dig my fingers into what's left of the pulp. This gets the lemon juice right under the finger-nails. I wait 5 minutes and then wash my hands with soap. I find that this is a pretty effective shit-deodorant.

First, after a minor heart operation, to get back to carefree, vigorous and regular stretching and insertion. Second - to fully insert (i.e. they 'pop' in past the bone) 'Doc Johnson Red Boy Extra Large' and/or 'All Black AB76 Raymond Butt Plug'. Both require more than body-weight to insert. https://www.gaymegastore.eu/all-black-ab76-raymond-butt-plug/ https://www.carethy.fr/santa-et-beauta/doc-johnson/p-530013

Hi Ohyes1978, This may be a sign that you have some heart problem. Do other forms of strenuous exercise causee the same symptoms? About a year ago I started having symptoms similar to yours, especially after a hard shoving and stretching session. The symptoms got worse, with mild chest pains, exhaustion and dizzyness. And I stopped working my asshole - which was a hard sacrifice to make. Anyway, I consulted a cardiologist. He asked me if any activity provoked the symptoms. I said that they seemed worse after I'd been straining and pushing during a bout of constipation - a lie, but I wasn't going to tell him the truth. He did a load of tests and diagnosed me with Arrhythmia. He prescribed a medicine, which controls, but doesn't completely cure the symptoms. I think that this underlying condition was making my heart vulnerable to strain, especially when doing strenuous physical activities that make blood-pressure spike. But I've recently started working my asshole again, and it seems fine.

Ahhh - that makes sense.

Isn't there a danger of, well, 'accidents'?

That sounds quite spectacular. What draws me to all this is, I think, more the external and visual aspects - of having a huge hole, with big thick lips. I'd love my ass to be so huge that, even when I haven't been stretching and working my ass, it would be so big that it would form a bulge in the back of my trousers. I know that it's off-topic, but can you identify any particular practices or exercises that made your ass-lips so large? (I've been working on the assumption that inserting large objects and repeatedly clenching hard on them should 'build' muscle. It being analogous to what body-builders do - putting muscles under stress, which causes micro-tears in the muscle fibres, which heal back bigger and stronger)

Are you sure that your problem is the length of your arms? It may be more a question of back flexibility. Self-fisting requires some suppleness of the back. When I was younger I could get much of my forearm up, but age and sports-related back-problems mean that, though I can still get my hand up, it's enough of a struggle for me not to get much pleasure out of it (I could even, as a teenager, suck my own dick - though the effort required to do so cancelled out any pleasure). I think general flexibility training may be the best approach. Another possibility is - and I hope you won't mind me asking about your weight - is body mass. Some people who are seriously over-weight can have problems with cleaning themselves after defecation since their arms can't reach round their torso and they have to improvise some other method, for example using toilet paper on a stick. They might perceive the problem as their arms being too short.

Good luck, Mace90, with getting the full plug in! It's good to know its possible. I agree that depth is also an issue, and maybe I probably need to work on that. As far as the circumference is concerned I should, in theory, be able to take it - as I can take two dildos at the same time whose combined perimeter (including the common tangents as part of the perimeter) is the same as that of the plug. But it also seems that the compressibility of the plug is an issue. I reckon that my pelvic outlet is about 8cm wide (and about 15cm front to back) - when I try to squeeze the plug to an 8cm width between my hands it requires a hell of a lot of effort. I'm wondering whether body-weight is quite enough to compact it to the 8cms necessary for it to insert. I seem to remember a video where Kirk Johnson takes a similar plug. He does it on a chair. And I seem to remember that he grips the edge of the chair to pull himself down on the plug - probably to generate that extra pressure. The plug seems to 'pop' in quite violently - there's a slapping sound - the force required to squeeze in converting into kinetic energy, once squeezed past the narrowest point. I'm kind of half-worried/half-exicted at the thought of inserting somethings which require that level of force. Up to now I've always felt in control of what goes in...

Thanks Upthebutt and gwsues - that grip range looks useful in that it provides a couple of plugs whose sizes are intermediate to the the California Exotics XXXL Butt Plug I'm struggling with and the biggest I can currently manage (Doc Johnson TitanMen Large Ass Servant 6 Inch). But the price of those things! What are those things made of? Gold? I'm wondering how my bank manager will react when I explain to him for what exactly I'm remortgaging my house! By the time I can afford that I suspect I'll have learnt to take the XXXL up my ass and still have room for next spring's prize cucumber :-p

Thanks, loosefan7, that's given me hope and motivation to continue trying. I'm going to give it a few months of trying beore I remove the outer shell. Did you find any useful exercises/tips for helping get it up?

I recently bought a 'California Exotics XXXL Butt Plug 7 Inches' (link) - with a 4.5 inch diameter. I've been regularly working at taking it in by sitting on it for a few minutes, putting my weight on it and bouncing (my theory is that the slight extra pressure on each 'down-bounce' just stretches things that little more). But But it feels like a long way from fully inserting, and part of me doubts that its even possible for a man (even a reasonably tall man like myself) to take something that size (I suspect that it might be easier for a woman). And, seeing what a struggle it is to get up, I'm worried that it might not be so easy to expel once it is up (the insertion is facilitated by the taper, but won't the expulsion be hampered by the fact that you are expelling the flat base of a cone?). So I'm wondering if anyone has experience of fully inserting one of the super large butt plugs - what it feels like? how you get it up? does it expel OK? (other butt plugs with max diameters of 4.5 inches or more include - Master Series Anal Destructor Butt Plug, XXL Ass Master TitanMen, Doc Johnson Red Boy Extra Large Butt Plug 6.5 Inch)

Good question. I've had two periods of working my ass in my life - when I was in my 30s, and extremely physically fit, and now, in my mid-50s, when I find my body ageing and unable to be as physically active as I used to be and less flexible. I certainly now find that my body gets tired before my ass does - whereas in my 30s I could work my ass for ages. I think the answer is implied in your question - ideally you should combine your ass-training with a general physical training - walking, running, swimming, weight training or whatever sports or exercises you enjoy. Ass training is a form of exercise - involving exertion, stretching, muscle-building, and should be part of a wider fitness programme. Keeping your weight down will help your legs' stamina, and will help keep you flexible. Weight training will keep your system ready to build new muscle and new tissue. As will having a good diet.

Thanks, imsnowman. I've kind of gotten interested in the anatomy and physiology of anal stretching. In my wilder moods I even find myself considering buying a life-size model of a male pelvis - just to get a better idea of what's going on when we shove stuff up our asses. But usually end up buying a new plug, or dildo or pump instead... https://www.ebay.com/itm/1-1-Model-Life-Size-Professional-Educational-Medical-Adult-Male-Pelvis-new-12/184024510754?hash=item2ad8b73122:g:GYkAAOSweRhauxhq

I think one way of expanding your hole size, when you feel you've reached a limit, is to work on inserting two dildos at the same time (more specifically - first insert the smaller one, then insert the larger one alongside it). Doing this you can stretch yourself to an extent that is impossible with single toys with a round cross-section. This comes down to the anatomy of the male 'pelvic outlet' (the part of our skeletal structure that limits how much we can shove up there): the male pelvic outlet is oval, not round, and two dildos can better approximate the available oval shape of the pelvic outlet than can a round plug or dildo. I'm unable to fully take an insert that has a circumference of 30cm - my bone structure just won't let it pass. But I can take two dildos which together (including the two common tangents that are formed when two circles touch: B-C in the diagram below ) add up to a perimeter of 30cm. While it feels like a real stretch, I suspect that there's room for more down there and am going to buy dildos of progressive circumferences, a mix and match them in pairs, and see how big I can get. Kirk Johnson seemed to do quite a lot of double-dildoing - I wonder if that allowed him to fully exploit the potential of his anatomy (as well as the fact he seemed to have extraordinary natural flexibility). You might be more easily able to get your sphincter to the right diameter for the the doc Johnson Red boy extra large by a program of double-dildoing. After that it becomes a question of whether your bone structure will allow for it. (The female pelvic outlet is much larger than the male one - for obvious reasons - and rounder - which is probably why women seem to be able to take such large plugs and dildos - the larger, more ambitious, plugs and dildos for men really should be oval in cross-section, not round )

it's working fine in France