toy suggestion

[endorphines]

So this question begins with a story... on the weekend I had some time to myself, and as I often to, I spent it stuffing my ass. I grabbed two big naval oranges, and I do mean big, and slipped em up there. After a while I felt the pressure decrease as things got comfortable. When I went to take them out I found that one had slipped up past my rectum... and I kinda lost it. I had specificly chosen these massive oranges because they should have been big enough to be unable to pass that far! I suppose I've been more successful at stretching than I'd realized because I never even felt it pop past the sigmoid! By morning the orange had slipped back down again so I could get it out. Things were still nice and relaxed in there from the orange and all of this had me thinking, after all, if that fit, what else might? I pulled out a toy I haven't used in quite a while, that I knew had no chance of getting past the sigmoid before all of this. The toy is the Size queens destroyer, quite aptly named. I pushed and it just went! It wasn't easy by any means, but it went all the way in with a slow and steady push.
That brings me to my question... since that fit, and I always want something bigger, I'm gonna need a new toy soon. I like the firmness of the destroyer, but the ribs made it a bit uncomfortable to take out. Does anyone know a toy the same length, same or slightly larger thickness with no ribbing? I don't want one longer (maybe one extra inch would be ok) because I want something I can sit all the way down on comfortably. Anyone have a suggestion for a toy that fits the bill?

[gninori]

[quote name='endorphines' date='03 October 2011 - 08:26 PM' timestamp='1317662810' post='474996']
So this question begins with a story... on the weekend I had some time to myself, and as I often to, I spent it stuffing my ass. I grabbed two big naval oranges, and I do mean big, and slipped em up there. After a while I felt the pressure decrease as things got comfortable. When I went to take them out I found that one had slipped up past my rectum... and I kinda lost it. I had specificly chosen these massive oranges because they should have been big enough to be unable to pass that far! I suppose I've been more successful at stretching than I'd realized because I never even felt it pop past the sigmoid! By morning the orange had slipped back down again so I could get it out. Things were still nice and relaxed in there from the orange and all of this had me thinking, after all, if that fit, what else might? I pulled out a toy I haven't used in quite a while, that I knew had no chance of getting past the sigmoid before all of this. The toy is the Size queens destroyer, quite aptly named. I pushed and it just went! It wasn't easy by any means, but it went all the way in with a slow and steady push.
That brings me to my question... since that fit, and I always want something bigger, I'm gonna need a new toy soon. I like the firmness of the destroyer, but the ribs made it a bit uncomfortable to take out. Does anyone know a toy the same length, same or slightly larger thickness with no ribbing? I don't want one longer (maybe one extra inch would be ok) because I want something I can sit all the way down on comfortably. Anyone have a suggestion for a toy that fits the bill?
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wow man: 1) you got a big orange past the sigmoid and 2) without even feeling it?