Jokes

[xthorgal]

Husband say to his wife:
- Darling today I, You and our dog will go fishing.
Wife reply
- I don` want to go fishing
Husband say:
- So You have to chaose: fishing, anal or oral!
Wife chaose oral. She make a blow job, suck, lick take it deep but after a while she say:
- You know, Your dick smell a bit like a shit.
Husband reply:
- Dog also didn`t want to go fishing...

[Tangerine]

LOL, good thread XT ! (^ ^)

[gninori]

i wonder why the dog didnt choose oral too

[gninori]

Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.

A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the
doctor.

A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and begins to masturbate him.

Shocked, he asks, "What the hell are you doing?

To which she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean procedure."

Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she completes her task.

The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to him, he is quite ready for his turn.

To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to give him a blow job.

The first man, surprised too, asks, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?"

The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between obama care and private insurance.."

[xthorgal]

Hahahaa!!!! Briliant!!!!

[xthorgal]

A leter from holidays:

Is hot, we have a nice weather and I rest a lot. Do not worry about me.

Kisses

ps. What is "epidemic"?

[gninori]

[quote name='xthorgal' date='12 November 2010 - 04:59 PM' timestamp='1289573958' post='221321']
A leter from holidays:

Is hot, we have a nice weather and I rest a lot. Do not worry about me.

Kisses

ps. What is "epidemic"?
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yes, rest a lot in peace

[bondurant]

[quote name='xthorgal' date='18 April 2010 - 07:37 PM' timestamp='1271619426' post='176492']
Husband say to his wife:
- Darling today I, You and our dog will go fishing.
Wife reply
- I don` want to go fishing
Husband say:
- So You have to chaose: fishing, anal or oral!
Wife chaose oral. She make a blow job, suck, lick take it deep but after a while she say:
- You know, Your dick smell a bit like a shit.
Husband reply:
- Dog also didn`t want to go fishing...


[/quote]



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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day , but I couldn't find any.

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I was having dinner with Garry Kasparov and there was a [URL=http://rosebuttphotos.com/upload/img.php?img=img/04392r_500.jpg]check tablecloth [/URL] on the table.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

[xthorgal]

Two husbands meet eah other on a street:
- I hear that Your wife crush Your new porsche. Is she all right?
- To now, yes. She bricade herself in the bathroom...

[Dirtygardengirl]

Mom cleaning son's room finds S&M magazines under bed,
she asks the dad "what should we do about this?"
Dad replies " I don't know but we definately won't be spanking him!"

[gninori]

[quote name='dirtyflower' date='25 November 2010 - 03:47 AM' timestamp='1290649642' post='225256']
Mom cleaning son's room finds S&M magazines under bed,
she asks the dad "what should we do about this?"
Dad replies " I don't know but we definately won't be spanking him!"
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short and great