The Return of the Most Useless Site Contest

[Tangerine]

Just found an useless site that reminds me of that nice tread from the Lost Board on the Most Useless Site Ever Contest.

Try this one :
Do you know the SNAP, SNAil-based data transfer Protocol ? (^ ^)

http://mayvelous.blogspot.com/2006/02/snap...a-transfer.html

"The system called SNAP (SNAil-based data transfer Protocol(, uses biological carriers, and, for the first time, taking advantages of the unique merits of the wheel for data transfer.
System architecture: the system is constructed of a back end - a carriage, Ben-Hur movie style, which is made of a yoke made of light Balsa, and outfitted with two huge wheels - 2 DVD wheels, 4.7 Giga each. The front end, to which the carriage is harnessed consist of a Giant snail (Achatina fulica), known also as Giant African Snail (Africans are known as the world fastest runners ). These giant snail are of the GastroPod family (G-pod. We will reserve this name for transfer of music, and the name: G-mail for transfer of emails by snails SMTP –snail mobile transfer protocol )
Packets transport: Data is transported in 2 packets in parallel, 4.7 Giga each packet.


Results: Calculations that were conducted after the experiment, explicitly proved that in spite of the relatively, very slow, speed of the biological carriers, the Snap system succeeded in transferring data faster than any other conventional technologies, existing today. "



On this site we have also a interesting memo link for weird geeks to use "The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)"

http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2795.txt

"This memo describes a protocol suite which supports an infinite number of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to determine when they have either produced the entire works of William Shakespeare or a good television show. The suite includes communications and control protocols for monkeys and the organizations that interact with them."

Gr8 ! (^ ^) Edited April 14, 2007 by Tangerine

[gninori]

also a protocol for pidgeons!
http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt?number=1149

the site with snails is simply great
no limits to human achievements

[Tangerine]

also a protocol for pidgeons!

the site with snails is simply great
no limits to human achievements

yeah hahaha no limits ! and the SNAP reminds me of some speed problems we got here heheh. (^ ^)
Pidgeons are cool too !

[Tangerine]

The Cowma Sutra !
http://www.cowmasutra.co.uk/cow/archives/2006/07.html
(^ ^)

http://www.cowmasutra.co.uk/cow/uploads/tribadism.jpg