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I just ordered a Miller speculum in order to satisfy a desire to reach a 3" diameter (plugs stop at 2.75" and start at 3.25" -- nothing in between). Has anyone ever used one of these critters? Here's a link to one: Miller speculum You can get them for less but the description is good here. Any advice, especially from someone who's used speculums (specula?) is greatly appreciated. Thanks!

I fantasize about my wife. She usually takes care of my anal desires about once a week. Sometimes when she's out of the house & I get ass horny, I pull out the toys and do myself. (I can't be left home alone for more than a couple of hours -- I admit it, I'm a pig). When I do, I fantasize she's with me whispering in my ear and encouraging me to do more, take more and hold my load until I get the largest toy fully inserted. Another fantasy I have is she gets the desire to double fist me and gets me really high & flying over the course of a couple of hours. After some serious BDSM and ass foreplay, she takes me to the place with the white light and can fill my ass with both fists up to the elbow. We have managed one fist that deep in real life :-) Yeah, I'm a lucky guy!!!

QUOTE(alongeasy @ Oct 22 2007, 05:03 AM) [snapback]59719[/snapback] How do u stick to the plan? I mean if u decided want to play during weekend how can u resist yourself from taking heavy meal? Sometimes we have a friend that have a good heart buying for u a meal/dinner. Did u say no? Did u always planned when to play? Discipline

QUOTE(latexbarbieTS @ Oct 19 2007, 12:22 AM) [snapback]59131[/snapback] I prefer crisco, one its very cheap and easy to get. And two it works incredibly well for lubing the ass for deep and extended play. Though it will eventually hammer your toys(takes a long time) but well worth it. Yes its a pain to clean up but the benefists outweight the cons. barbie Tried 'em both -- chucked them for J-lube, a veterinary lubricant. It's slippery as snot (literally, that's what it feels like), cheap & easy to clean up after.

Three quart enema in the morning, liquids only during the day, rock & roll all night!! Maybe even a laxative the night before, if you can plan that far ahead.

QUOTE(leyley @ Oct 11 2007, 12:52 AM) [snapback]57569[/snapback] My husband and I try to go to a few a year and always have a kick ass time. We meet up with some of our friends from out of state and party and have one hell of a great time. In fact we just got back from one and have just about recovered from it. We've been to a couple of rallies and had a great time too. Our last was East Coast Sturgis in western Maryland. It was a wild weekend, complete with a motorcycle demolition derby!! We're from Philly area, how about you?

QUOTE(Milalover @ Sep 2 2007, 05:03 AM) [snapback]49717[/snapback] www.shockingtube.com Try it in Firefox: not working. Maybe it got taken down like Joyscape? Worked for me with Mozilla. Maybe it just had the hiccups?

We've gotten me up to about 3" diameter (9.4" circum). The double bang is 3 1/2 " and I'm almost there. I know for sure I've done 2 3/4 diameter (8.6" circum). Depth (with a good, deep cleansing) I've done 17" with a 1.75 inch wide double header. Funny thing is, I was never into receiving anal until about 2 years ago. Practice, practice , practice!!!

As you may have seen before, our lube of choice for anal fisting & large toy play is pre-creamed vegetable shortening. The stuff is slippery as all hell, dirt cheap & works fabulously. The problem is in the cleanup. We usually go through a lot of towels during a session and they get pretty greasy. When my wife washes them, the grease never fully comes out and they remain kind of heavy & less absorbent. Any idea of how to get them back to life or should we just stock up on cheapies & toss the used ones after a while? Also, we've almost got me over the second bump on this toy Double Banger It's a challenge to say the least and I recommend it highly.

QUOTE(alongeasy @ Aug 5 2007, 11:01 PM) [snapback]42476[/snapback] lightbulb and coke bottle is 2 different thing. just try to smack people head with the lightbulb. What do u get? Whak! Bam! Bang! U got it back really hard. Now try to whack people head with the bottle. What happen? They all sleep there with the headache. and u got out with a great happy smile. Maybe we can talk the people at TSX or The Big Sex Toy Store to make a rubber coke bottle...

I have one that actually worked. I was already flirting with a girl during the day and we ended up in a Harley Davidson dealership. She was looking through the clothes rack and I said to her "You know what would look good on you? ME!!!" Score one for the home team

[ The cervix is made of tough stuff (fibrocartilage) like the end of your nose. It can't expand much except under very specific hormonal influences that only occur at birth. This "cervical ripening" process occurs rapidly (less than 24h). If a fragment of placenta is left in the uterus, it must be removed promptly to prevent infection. Nowadays it can usually be got out by more sophisticated means, but it may be necessary to insert a hand through the stretched cervix into the uterine cavity and dislodge it. This is the only time it is practicable and desirable to insert a hand through the cervix and it may only be done by a qualified practitioner wearing sterile operating theatre attire and with full aseptic precautions. The procedure carries risks of perforating the uterus (a calamity that requires emergency surgery), haemorrhage from the placental bed and infection carried in on the hand. Basically, the uterus is locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Vaginas can be very flexible and accommodating to fisting but it takes time & gentle persuasion.

QUOTE(sweetpea @ Jun 26 2007, 01:20 PM) [snapback]33395[/snapback] I have just recently started stretching & fisting with a certain someone. Before that I had only really done it to myself. My question is, do others find it more intimate and emotionally intense than vanilla play or is it just me??? I haven't even had regular intercourse with this person yet I feel so connected, vulnerable and open. Do the fisters and fistees feel the same way??? I am curious to know. Getting fisted is a mind blowing, religious experience!! I turned my wife on to fisting and she has returned the favor. The intensity of the connection we have while fisting is unbelievable. It's a combination of ultimate trust, animal passion, power exchange and it's somewhat hallucinogenic. It's an incredibly intimate and emotional experience for both of us.

Does anyone know where to get a 3 inch wide (that's 80mm for all you metric fans) butt plug? I've checked on Big Sex Toys (that double bang is on the wish list!!) but it seems like there's not much in a plain 3" plug. I'm not looking for anything fancy (no fish, odd shapes, dongs or likenesses of presidents), just a simple plug. Thanks!!

QUOTE(anllover @ May 16 2007, 03:16 PM) [snapback]22624[/snapback] i have decided to go with cream type lubes and thought i would get your opinions. (i got the elbow grease) but with the addition of J-lube at my store i might give it a go. the 3 i listed are the ones i am looking at but if you prefer something else let me know in a reply. thanks for you input We use a generic, pre-creamed vegetable shortening from the supermarket. I put the whole tub in the microwave for about 30 seconds and it's ready to go. The microwave melts it just enough to be the consistency of elbow grease and it's dirt cheap.

You want big? Try this on for size!!! We've gotten me up to the second "bump" -- 70 mm diameter and it absolutely ROCKS!!! the large bump is close to 85 mm across...practice, practice, practice :-) http://www.buygay.com/images/products/ST_FALCONEXPANDER.jpg buygay

Swingers websites are an OK place to start (clubs tend to be more for more traditional activities). You can look for groups of people in the site who are into anal and ask around from there. Also BDSM clubs & websites tend to bring out the hardcore players. Tread lightly though as some of the players are very serious about the rules they follow (some Masters will read you the riot act for just looking at their slaves). As for me, I married someone as sick, twisted, kinky & perverted as myself -- life is good!!!

QUOTE(bifemjen69 @ Apr 29 2007, 02:09 AM) [snapback]16789[/snapback] I am looking for ideas to do to my hubby...I'm open for all please...thanks for your help. Blindfold him, give him a long massage with honey dust, lick his asshole for about 5 minutes & then slowly fist fuck him -- That's what she does to me and I'm happy!!!

QUOTE(analease @ Apr 2 2007, 05:49 AM) [snapback]4857[/snapback] We have tried many different lubes but we were wondering what lubes etc that you all swear by? I used to hear a lot about j-lube and crisco but haven't seen any of this in the uk. Would it be worth my while shipping this in from the states? For adult storebought stuff, nothing beats Eros Bodyglide. We've also made a homebrew of pre-creamed vegetable shortening and mineral oil (corn oil works well too). Soften the shortening in a microwave for about 30 seconds or so, mix in the oil & mix it all together with an electric mixer until it's the texture you want. Add as much or as little oil as you want. The stuff is GREAT for anal, is slippery forever and isn't a total bitch to clean up after (paper towels work best) -- and it's cheap & easy!!

QUOTE(analease @ Apr 2 2007, 06:46 AM) [snapback]4855[/snapback] Can anyone take a fist? I am asking because i keep trying to fist my male partner and it just doesn't seem like it is going to happen I have tried very slowly, lots of lube but i don't think his bones will let me in......i want in there, lol Also, after you have been fisted for the first time, does it get easier each time? It took us about a year before I could take my wifes fist. We started by using larger & larger toys (plugs, dildos etc) and lots of lube & anal massage. Poppers are a beautiful thing as well, and the mood for both of you is mission critical. Be patient, be supportive and it will happen.