prolaptotron

old glass coke bottles are pretty solid. as long as you don't sleep kick yourself in the ass you should be groovy.

toxic shock syndrome. great name for a band though.

you guys are great!

having a carpet coloured dog is a dangerous move.

this would be the get out clause; QUOTE"I. Any attempt to display, sell, or transfer materials that violate or infringe any copyright, trademark, right of publicity, patent, statutory, common law or proprietary rights of others, or contain anything obscene, libelous or threatening." nice and ambiguous... but - i'm not sure why sticking with those payment companies is necessary. any good hosting company will have it's own secure system for their clients to use;- that's how so many smaller sites can offer 'add to shopping basket' or'subscribe' options. unless there's something in american law that obligates U.S. porn sites to affiliate with these particular agencies. but then if so - simply go with a non american server, you can't firewall a whole country, unless you're china.

also, one thing that completely puts me off shemales is when you see a movie on the net and they're all prancing about and acting all ladylike to lure you in and you're like 'woow, what a purty lady' and then SPROING and this big dong comes bounding out their pants and you're like 'holy shit that's a dude' and because initially you thought that this was a hot piece of ass you're kinda obligated to keep watching because lets face it you can't just take back that fact you thought she was hot and you need to see this thing out to prove to yourself that you're not gay. but that isn't what annoys me at all, i got sidetracked... the number one thing i hate about shemales is when you've been tricked into watching their filthy antics on video (and by 'tricked' i mean you clicked a link that said 'shemales' because damn that sounds interesting) and it's kinda fascinating and you're almost at the point of being really quite taken by the whole thing (whilst remaining comfortable with your sexuality) and then you hear it... the shemale has a deep husky booming man voice... because before it was just a 'different' kind of woman - but now it's a man just like you, and you thought you might quite like to put your dick in his ass, and so you cry yourself to sleep every night whilst wallowing in your own sexual confusion. i guess the moral of this story is that if you're gonna have sex with a shemale, make sure her voice sounds feminine enough for you to not slowly die inside when you hear it groaning for your pleasure.

it isn't gay as long as your balls don't touch.

some questions;- what are 'perfect points'? why does everyone use rapidshare? why aren't i a gold member? i mean, i know i don't have 40 threads to my name, but fuck that, you want 40 spam threads you came to the wrong prolaptotron. does anyone else here rarely check the other sections of the board? like me for instance, i come here solely to post pointless shit in the discussion threads. and sometimes i don't even do THAT. for THAT my friends is how hardcore i am.

sounds like you need to use a bit of elbow grease. i'll get my coat.

QUOTE(Minx @ May 25 2007, 12:31 PM) [snapback]25036[/snapback] So what do people think? Do porn stars/amateurs/sex workers in general have an easy life? Is it less hard work? 1. you get to choose who you work with. 2. you get to choose your working environment. 3. you get to choose your working hours. this and the average hourly rate involved make it one of the best career packages available. i mean, you get fucked in every job, just more often not so literally.

that's not a mannrammer, that's the BEST SWORD EVER to go to a party dressed up as a gladiator with.

women should shave. it gives them something to do when they're not washing dishes or baking me a pie.

you mean, LiKe ThIs?

MEIN DEUTSCH GESPOKKEN IST DER BESTEN IM VURLDT!!! ICK LAUGHENINGENERIUM AT DEIN STINKENPOOPEN ENGLISKEN TRANSLATENWURKENS!!!

DONNER UNT BLITZEN MEINEN FRAULEIN IST MACHEN SEXENWURFEN MIT SOSSITCH DOGG!!!

buy a realdoll. find a filthy, filthy whore, someone like minx for instance. if cold hard cash isn't on the agenda then there's always cold hard rape. please note that some of these ideas may be illegal where you live.

i didn't mean it like that. seriously. foreign people. [/sarcasm]

yeah, i think you're gonna have to post pictures of this '19 year old daughter' possibly whilst engaging in some of this 'anal sex' you refer to, just for us to better understand the complexity of the situation, you know.

...a BLOWJOB!!! for free. this hot chick is gonna give 40,000 blowjobs. and it's all for a good cause. well, belgiums political future. i was up to my 52nd application when i read that "submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs." also note that "any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service" but then they said that "condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user" so that clearly covers 8 year old condoms with holes pricked in them by me!!! i win. sign up.

stick bicarbonate of soda up your urethra. i'm pretty sure it would work. that or your dick would explode. it will be fun finding out anyhow. good luck.

QUOTEBut over anal sex... It's not like we're talking something major here. but maybe it is major to corto, people have different priorities in life. and lets not forget that his girlfriend didn't have to go along with it, even if he took advantage of her insecurities (which would say something about his moral character) it is ultimately her call. she made her bed, now she can lie in it, and bite pillow.

QUOTE(gninori @ May 11 2007, 12:32 AM) [snapback]20780[/snapback] or just hit the edit button in the same post being able to edit posts is TOO much freedom. it's like having a time machine. it's crazy. like i could edit my post to say "anyone who says 'or just hit the edit button in the same post' is a fucking douchebag" and then you'd be obliged to edit your post to say something even funnier like "anyone who says 'anyone who says 'or just hit the edit button in the same post' is a fucking douchebag'" and then... i mean seriously where does it end, you have no right to inflict me with that kind of responsibility. my posts will remain forever unedited and then there can be no question of what was actually said at any given time. it's for your own good, trust me. now let me get back in on the action:- QUOTEwe are all entitled to our own opinions and if our interpretations are different to yours does that make them wrong? that depends if your interpretation is wrong, only corto himself can clarify the situation, i'm with you in that i got the impression that he has coerced his girlfriend into letting him blast her in the shitter. which isn't a very cool thing to do at all. but then maybe his girlfriend deserves every inch of his throbbing meat pounding into her stupid ass or maybe she is nice as candyfloss and helps old people across roads and doesn't deserve to be manipulated like that. we. just. don't. know.

QUOTESo, should we mods put a special warning thread on pix size on Post-Ur-own section? this type of section ought to be exempt, i mean it's a section of the forum specifically for pictures, you go in there for that exact reason. but it would be nice if the people in there wouldn't just upload their high definition digital camera pictures without resizing and have the page struggle to load an image of a pixelated prolapse bigger than the universe.

*oestrogen (fucking hit preview next time prolaptotron you stupid fucking gaymo)

dammit g, you know that it's my job to throw a spanner in the face of popular opinion. p.s. you might want to brace yourself for the inevitable backlash that's gonna come your way from the more oestogen inclined demographic.