Rectum Stretcher

[Dats]

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
I'm a rectum stretcher.' she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what?............A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked.
'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

[gninori]

difficult to find a right section in the board for dirty jokes, but as this is strictly anal i guess it can stay here

[Assplayer]

Magari tradotta farebbe ridere di più!

Even translate it would make to laugh than more!

[alongeasy]

nice try. i really like the stretch ass hole.

[spazbot]

too fuckin funny got me to stop & actually READ! good one!!

[analease]

Thanx, i liked that

[wildwater]

nice, thanks!

[t.j. the pimp]

lmao. funny ass shit, man.

[ahmad]

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