World Record Holder for Masturbating?

[Guest deeply]

OK, looked around through search engines and whatnot, and it seems that every man and his dog has stuck their name in front of, "36 orgasms in a 24 hour period."

So that looks like a joke one. Most of these facts are old, as well (2004-2006), so not sure if they have been broken, or not.

However, found these:

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

16 in an hour? That's one every 3 minutes, 45 seconds!

For women, it's 134 (8375% more, with each averaging to happening every 26.8656716 seconds, bitches ).

And there seems to be many forums with particular factoids and lists like this.

Apparently, there's a myth that's been running around mainstream industry about squirting, that can easily be disproved.

World record for FEMALE ejaculation is about 3 meters, while for a MALE, it's 5.71 meters, almost twice as far. Beat that, bitches!

Some guy has averaged having sex about 5 (4.75* approximately) a day, over an entire lifetime... that's a lot of sexual partners. That's about 52,000 over 30 years.

36 orgasms in a 24 hour period doesn't seem that difficult. Every 40 minutes appears to be a reasonable.

9 hours and 58 minutes is longest session ever, while constantly staying erect. WARNING this is induced Priapism, and can lead to permanent damage, dysfunction, even amputation.

Perhaps oxygen starvation could be avoided, by using a Penrose drain. However, this would be extremely difficult and dangerous: putting any amount of gas into blood vessels, can lead to death, so it would probably have to be a blood replacement.

Also, anti-coagulants would have to be used.

Blood flow is cut off after engorging, so blood tends to be starved of oxygen. This means that keeping long erections causes a subject's sensitive area to be suffocated to death, leading to scarring, etc.

Pain is definitely a message to respond to, when any body part is being exercised in such a way. Practice first with progressively longer and longer edging, going up beyond an hour, but do not exceed 4 hours.

Dicks need to breathe, like any cluster of cells. Edited June 23, 2010 by deeply

[Harohunter]

Holy cow. Cool post I never knew most of this stuff. One of your posts I actually understand.

[anllover]

18 in the course of one day is my best...and mostly sex.

[mistress]

wow!

[Guest deeply]

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18 in the course of one day is my best...and mostly sex.
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Orgasms or Sexual partners?