Uh oh

[mattm2286]

Ok so I made the mistake of sneaking my girlfriends dildo into my ass while she was out at work today and after rigourous cleaning I can't seem to remove the smell of shit! She doesn't really know about my anal adventures and I dont want her to find out this way....I was hoping of a more romantic way of telling her if you get my drift Any help at all would be appreciated!

[srt]

Try to buy the same dildo, and replace it.

[Guest gaucho]

throw it in the dishwasher. that should do the trick

[zooole]

throw it in the dishwasher. that should do the trick

That's like a delayed ass-to-mouth.

If warm water and soap doesn't work... well... when you are about to use it together again sniff it then tell her "Ugh, baby, we gotta get a new toy, becasue this one smells like shit! Fockin' piece of shit pastics--"


Advice for the future: condom, enema, perhaps getting her involved.

[Kein_Mitleid]

A Russian friend told me that a lot of Vodka can do the trick. But then it'll smell like the metro in Moscow.

If not, try finding the exact same dildo and buy a new one.

[FredTheFister]

Next time you guys use the dildo stick it her ass and blame her for the smell! Edited July 3, 2009 by FredTheFister