Looking for Substitute Dildo

[soline]

I want to stretch my ass to take semi-large things pretty deep, I don't want to end up with an ass like Goatse Man or KirkJ (even though his stuff is very nice) and I don't want to be like the guys who can take whole arms shoulder deep, I'm looking to be like a male version of the girls from Jay Sins videos (Deep Anal Abyss in particular)

So I figure I'd start with a double dildo and slowly work up to taking the whole thing, unfortunately I live with a wife and a kid, so buying a dildo is pretty much out of the question unless I can anonymously buy it online and have it posted during the week or something


Does anyone know of something/a way to make a dildo that I can use? I'm looking for something similar to this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2692 that doesn't require me to go and buy dildos/dildo making kits It need's to be very flexible since I want to take the whole thing, and being able to attatch a string would be nice too

[zerolagers]

I recommend trying a baseball bat.

Start out with a mini bat - like a 18" (45cm) size.



Pick one up at a sporting good store. Tell your family you got it as a gift. That will explain why it's always around.

I've been using bats for years - they feel great during masturbation and they're excellent trainers.

[Dats]

Here in the netherlands we have online sex shops that ship in unmarked boxes and are delivered in a post office of your choice for you to pick up. There has to be some service like that in the UK as well.

[zooole]

My suggestion would be being open about it with your wife. Dishonesty and secrets are not part of a healthy relationship, and it's gotta be hell if you are not on the same page in sexuality with your partner.

I know this is not the response you're looking for, sorry. Just a thought.