Need advice on cleaning out

[Dats]

How do you clean out before a play session?
How much water do you use in an enema, how many do you do, what do you use to give yourself an enema, how long does it usually take you?
Is there something special you don't eat or do eat, any other special things, after you're clean how long do you stay clean?

I usually start out with a few deep enemas, wait 10-15 minutes after each one, then expell it and repeat.
After that I do more enemas, using a bit less water with each one, expelling them immediatly, continuining until I think I'm clean. I use the shower hose on a very low pressure and I count to measure the amount, I have an enema bulb but it squeezes more air in me than water so I've put that aside.
When I still mainly used fingers and the back end of screwdrivers I had a routine that worked just fine, but now that I've moved on to real toys that are bigger, wider and especially longer, I feel like I have to make sure that I'm also clean a bit deeper.
I hate scat, the sight of something even resembling brown after coming out of my ass or a slight odor turns me off immediatly, on the other hand I like atm so being clean is kind of a big deal to me.
What usually happens is that I think I'm clean and prepare to start playing but a few minutes later I got dirty water from 4 enemas ago coming out.

I could really use some advice from some more professional people than me.
Thx in advance.

[sunbelly]

But why go to all that trouble when you can learn to love your shit and use it as a lubricant even. Best to be friends with the gooey stuff and just get on with pleasuring yourself (and it adds a dimension... of perversion).

[Dats]

Sorry but that's not an option.
Shit just doesn't arouse me, in fact it disgusts me even. I don't like how it looks, how it smells and I don't want to know how it tastes.
It's a dimension of perversion to which I personally just don't want to go. Edited April 17, 2009 by Dats

[Tangerine]

I'm not much on anal play on myself and also enjoy light scat so i can't help much but it seems good if I remind well some posts here. My friend Fistoboy sometimes pass hours in cleaning himself with long enemas when he expect a deep fist session. (^ ^) Edited April 17, 2009 by Tangerine

[extremef]

For a quick cleaning a use an alka seltzer suppository.

[Kein_Mitleid]

There was a video of Belladonna (anal queen) floating around that featured her in the bathroom, cleaning out her rectum before a porn scene. She used... LOADS of enemas. I think she stayed in there a good half hour.

[alongeasy]

i love "flushing". I dont know what people out there call. I love to play with a lot of water. Open the tap so the water spray like jets. insert the end inside me. let the water get in. But dont hold. just let it circulating inside u. u can hold them just for a few second to let the water go more inside.
its really fun.

after a good washing, sometime a few ml of brown light liquid still escaping is nothing. just wipe with cloth. u know u are clean if u clean well enough.

[anllover]

Dats,
really depends on my days diet. there are times I have not eaten much, had a BM (shit) jumped in the shower with a toy, shoved it in, rinsed it and then was pretty clean from then on.
Other times no matter what I seem to do I stay dirty.

my standard cleaning:
shower and enema.
take 1-1.5L of warm - very warm water and take into ass (I use 2L pop bottle bottom cut off and a hose) hold as long as possible. let out. repeat until water is clear. do some playing in the shower as there is always some trapped water that does not come out right away. I generally will stay in the shower for 20 minutes AFTER my last enema. That is normally a good amount of time for the last of the water to work its way out.

I do not like shit either but I have stared to really enjoy cleaning out though.

[bigjohnny7@hotmail.co.uk]

I use an anal douche, and before play I probably work my way through around 2L of warm water. Depending on what and when I've been eating, the results will vary. Sometimes I'll be clean more or less straight away - but some times, it just doesn't seem to clear up at all.

I have found though that the more often I clean myself out, the more I get used to knowing how clean I am. ATM is a big thing for me too so it's important to get this right, otherwise playtime will be not very enjoyable.

[Dats]

Dats,
really depends on my days diet. there are times I have not eaten much, had a BM (shit) jumped in the shower with a toy, shoved it in, rinsed it and then was pretty clean from then on.
Other times no matter what I seem to do I stay dirty.

my standard cleaning:
shower and enema.
take 1-1.5L of warm - very warm water and take into ass (I use 2L pop bottle bottom cut off and a hose) hold as long as possible. let out. repeat until water is clear. do some playing in the shower as there is always some trapped water that does not come out right away. I generally will stay in the shower for 20 minutes AFTER my last enema. That is normally a good amount of time for the last of the water to work its way out.

I do not like shit either but I have stared to really enjoy cleaning out though.

This is the kind of advice I was hoping to get.
I don't think I've ever used that much water until now. I tried it yesterday and it took a bit longer but in the end I got completely clean, too bad my ass hurt after so many enemas. When you expel, do you just let it let it come out gently or do you push it out?

[ozk9man]

I cant stand any shit at all ,so I go through a rigorous cleaning process.First I will try and take 2litres on my side then I will try to do standing twists before expelling.Then I will try to take another 2 litres but this time I like to fill part of the hose with Hair condtioner.This I feel has a two fold effect.First it is a great lube and secondly then you get a tell tale of when your empty after you expell.Then my third flush this is the one I keep surpising myself with as I had taken a little over 4 litres on my final fills.The last two I allways do while lying on my back.Then I have an inflatable ball that I pump as far as I can then push out either in the shower on on the toilet.Once it comes out clean Im ready to go.I know it sound in depth but it only takes 45 mins and it is fun anal play.The results are worth it!

[anllover]

when the water is inside I just try to hold it until I cannot hold any longer and then I just let is go. It comes out pretty fast and sometimes I push more than others. but also relax as well so it can work its way back down the colon.

[malcolm4572]

Here's an easy DIY colonic. Really cleans you out and very relaxing. Get one of those cheap handheld shower things that fit over the tub spigot. Remove the showerhead part and replace with a disposable douche nozzel. I prefer an organic lube like olive oil or Crisco, and then just lay back in the tub with a moderately warm and gentle flow. Like someone mentioned earlier, not so much a fill and expel kind of thing, just let it flow in and out. I generally work the tube carefully farther up and past the turn and then just relax and let the water do the work. Doesn't take long until the water is clean coming out, and I've never had a problem with residual water coming out later. I take a nice hot shower after, a small oil and water douche to finish it off and I'm ready to go.

[gapinganal]

I think once u start messing about with ring piece things are bound to start getting a bit pooey.

[liverlad]

the best way i have found to clear out is take the head off the shower and use the pipe to clean out, have the water on a nice warm setting and fill up, then ur only a quick hope to the toilet to clean out. i like to be seriously clean and this is the best way for me at least

[Apocangel]

Shower heads aren't so good since they tend to trap bacteria that might be dangerous so I have a special Shower pipe and shower head just for my cleaning needs. Its easier to keep these clean since i can sterilize them.

As for how much water i always fill up till i look as if I'm like 5 months pregnant, but thas after several months of training. I can probably take a whole gallon of water by now.

I hate leaking when i clean up so I,ve been using Water filled ballons as stoppers. Since they stretch and mold to your insides they keep the water from leaking out and you can keep it in for say 10 mins and after your be as clean as it gets. (after one or two repetitions. You'll never get 100% clean water but you'll get pretty close)

When an X ammout of time has passed, just pull the balloon out while on the toilet and you are set. Wear latex gloves when you do that cuz the water coming out wont be anything nice if you are not into scat or similar.

The balloons also serve as pre-stretching since your body is fooled into thinking you have a pretty big one on its way out so it relaxes the muscles. When I don't use balloons taking a 6cm diameter plugg is hard. When i DO use them (pretty much always now) i can take an 8cm plug pretty easily.

tap water isn't advisable for enemas that will take an extended amount of time since it can cause electrolyte imbalance and you might even pass out. Look for a good enema recipe. that might suit your needs. Ive heard that a baking soda enema might even increase the natural lubrication of the intestine. Edited October 28, 2009 by Apocangel

[zerolagers]

the best way i have found to clear out is take the head off the shower and use the pipe to clean out

This is what I've been doing for years, and I've never had any problems with this method.

Personally, I have no problems with the poo, and I enjoy scat play occasionally. I just happen to enjoy a strong, warm enema - it's very relaxing.

[nybound1111]

My routine is this. I do about half of a regular enema bag (Rite Aid/Eckerds type thing) and flush out the chunky fudge. Then, I toy to open my up. Then I do about a whole bag, and make sure it circulates to the front part of the large intestine where the liquid poo is. Then I flush and toy. Repeat until the water is clear (or just about). To get clean clear water from a full large intestine load (for me) takes about an hour and a half. You have to remember though I toy to make sure I completely flush the liquid (having poo water squirt onto the floor while toying is a turn off for me and the clean up SUCKS!). I usually don't poo for like a day or two. A perk for completely cleaning out the large intestine is that you can have a later toy session that day.

If I'm planning on toying I try not to eat heavy food (meat/junk food) the day before. Also a good cleanser is cranberry juice. Drink a ton of it (1-2 liters) and it will flush your intestinal tract. Then you won't have to use enemas so much.


Hope I answered some questions!