Black Friday Toy sales

[Upthebutt]

With black Friday coming up, I figured that we'd get a thread going on where to find deals. I know that Ill be holding out for the only sale of the year that Mr Hankeys toys does! I'm also hoping that topped toys has a sale. I'd like to grab a wider range of toys.

 

How about you? Any good sales to know about?

[imsnowman72]

When does Mr Hankeys have their sale?

[Rosebutt]

4 hours ago, imsnowman72 said:

When does Mr Hankeys have their sale?

Seriously. If I could get my hands on a Stump n’ Dump for less than it’s usual cost, my hole would be VERY happy.

[Upthebutt]

They run it cyber monday iirc.

[Darthvin]

21 hours ago, Rosebutt said:

Seriously. If I could get my hands on a Stump n’ Dump for less than it’s usual cost, my hole would be VERY happy.

Same design on aliexpress at a fraction of the price 

[Rosebutt]

4 hours ago, Darthvin said:

Same design on aliexpress at a fraction of the price 

Really?!

[Darthvin]

yep I'll find the link

 

[Darthvin]

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002579404874.html?spm=a2g0o.productlist.0.0.14c435c75bZSGm&algo_pvid=6d1a175e-84a3-4cb0-b8cb-315806e97bbc&algo_exp_id=6d1a175e-84a3-4cb0-b8cb-315806e97bbc-0&pdp_ext_f={"sku_id"%3A"12000021239848389"}&pdp_npi=2%40dis!GBP!90.45!37.99!!!!!%402100bdcf16685568564032583e0886!12000021239848389!sea&curPageLogUid=L1s0nijQNsDD

[Darthvin]

quite a challenge this one haha

[Rosebutt]

Thanks darth! And LOL

[Darthvin]

Most welcome, It's not quite as big but would be pretty good for the price 

[Rosebutt]

1 hour ago, Darthvin said:

Most welcome, It's not quite as big but would be pretty good for the price 

I’m gonna wait for the real one. I’ve been working on expanding my second sphincter and working on depth and want the real thing raping my guts.

[jeffb]

18 hours ago, Rosebutt said:

I’m gonna wait for the real one. I’ve been working on expanding my second sphincter and working on depth and want the real thing raping my guts.

Yeah, I have been eyeing the fake Stump n’ Dump myself for some time but decided against it because of the smaller size.

 

The shops on Aliexpress offer some neat designs (some original, some obvious ripoffs of popular designs, like the one mentioned above, the Seahorse or the Slink) at a great quality, but are often not selling the really interesting sizes (probably not viable to mass produce those).

Their choices are great for working yourself up from small to quite large (up to about 3.5 or 4.5 inch diameters) at comparatively affordable prices. But if you wanna go above and beyond, you usually have to go for the more famous toy brands.

There are some interesting very large toys on there, but they are excessively hard to find because the search function on Aliexpress is shit .

 

Like these...
(The size information is always a bit lackluster because the sellers only display a toy's width, not the circumference. So the exact size is a bit of a guessing game when a dildo's or plug's cross-section isn't perfectly circular. It's also not always clear if a toy uses silicone with a more velvety finish or the slightly more sticky kind. The one in the first link is definitely velvety, the 80 cm snake toy is slightly sticky)

 

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003366213191.html (10.5 cm wide)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003921936234.html (12+ cm wide)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003886702905.html (lowest bump 12 cm wide)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003917378705.html (lowest bump 10.8 cm wide)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001453322787.html (80 cm long! tapers from 5.5 to 9.5 cm wide)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002399486349.html (There is a 13 cm wide version of this one, but I can't find it on the site anymore)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002763551812.html (11.5 cm wide a the bottom end)

 

If you get lucky on a sale or just stumble upon a good price (again, their search function is shit), those can be cheap as hell. I got the one in the first link for about 140 € (including shipping and customs clearance) last year.

 

Sorry for the sermon

 

More on-topic

Topped Toys announced their Black Friday Sale yesterday

https://nitter.net/ToppedToys/status/1592683873028251648

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20% off all toys, accessories, & apparel Starts: Thursday November 24 @ noon PST Email subscribers get early access to the sale. Sign up for the newsletter and get your order in first. eepurl.com/gIx_jH

 

I'm hoping for an Organotoy sale so I can get a deal on one of their huge chained silicone eggs.

Edited November 17, 2022 by jeffb

[Rosebutt]

Thanks for that Jeff. My biggest hurdle is buying it without my wife finding out. A conversation I just don’t want to have.

[jeffb]

1 hour ago, Rosebutt said:

Thanks for that Jeff. My biggest hurdle is buying it without my wife finding out. A conversation I just don’t want to have.

Ah, yes, that seems much easier with domestic shipping (more plannable time of arrival, optional delivery to a store location or something + no customs involved).

Another good reason to go with Hankey's Toys in the US.

[Rosebutt]

8 hours ago, jeffb said:

Ah, yes, that seems much easier with domestic shipping (more plannable time of arrival, optional delivery to a store location or something + no customs involved).

Another good reason to go with Hankey's Toys in the US.

Yeah, that’s probably the way I’ll go if I’m not lucky enough to find it in a shop in NYC.

[SuperTortue1337]

60% OFF all toys at John Thomas  

www.johnthomastoys.co.uk

[jeffb]

 

13 hours ago, SuperTortue1337 said:

60% OFF all toys at John Thomas  

www.johnthomastoys.co.uk

60% off everything? What kind of margins do they usually have to be able to discount 60%? What the hell?

 

On 11/17/2022 at 3:10 PM, jeffb said:

I'm hoping for an Organotoy sale so I can get a deal on one of their huge chained silicone eggs.

And there it is

https://nitter.net/organotoy/status/1593718471098974208

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Welcome to Organotoy´s Black Week 20% off sale. It starts NOW and ends when we reach our goal. Please use the discount code BlackWeek during checkout to get your 20% off and enjoy our 10,99 Euro international shipping.

[Darthvin]

John Thomas always have sales like 80% of the year - I don't really know why they do this cause you'd have to be nuts to buy anything from there when the sale isn't on. Amazing toys though, I've got shit loads of them haha. Recently bought an egg from organo - took ages to arrive in UK. I'm sure I didn't order the size I got and there no way I'll be getting it in at this stage but something to work to. 

[jeffb]

https://nitter.net/NaughtyFox_Toys/status/1594744968492498957

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Black Week is here and with it a new Giveaway. In addition, we are offering a 15% discount on all our Products from Today! Check Out Now: etsy.com/shop/NaughtyFoxToys

Very small shop I just stumbled upon

[jeffb]

https://nitter.net/TwistedBeastUK/status/1595567167591907330

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OUR BLACK FRIDAY SALE IS NOW ON WITH UP TO 50% OFF HYPE HYPE HYPE

https://twistedbeaststore.com/pages/black-friday-2022

Twisted Beast started their sale now as well

[aaryansb]

Great, purchase cow dildo, bull cock.