Golfrog

I have noticed this pinching issue, but it doesn't bother me much. What happens is that the ass cheeks get a bit around the edge of the plug, and when you set, the skin gets crushed between the chair and the plug. Other plugs have this issue, but being softer than metal, hurt less. I find that if you are careful when you sit down, spreading the cheeks a bit, you can manage the problem. Despite this issue, the plug set remains one of my favorite purchases.

More lube, maybe?

I'm somewhat envious.

Don't we all?

[quote name='alongeasy' date='26 December 2011 - 11:08 AM' timestamp='1324894090' post='545895'] Anyone use inflatable? Plug or Dildo? Any good story? Weird thing to do? [/quote] I have two inflatable plus. The first one is dick-shaped and medium-size. I've had it for a few years. It grows to a ball when inflated (as they all do), and is very pleasant to play with: I love inflating it slowly inside me, until I can keep it no more. At that point, slowly pushing it out is pure joy, and seeing it outside in all its inflated glory is quite impressive. The second one is pyramid-shaped, significantly bigger than the first one and also grows to some kind of ball, starting from its base. Unfortunately it is not well made, and grows too much at the base, while the top remains about the same; also, it doesn't grow symmetrically around the base, due to the hasty way it has been glued. An disappointing purchase... Otherwise, I don't have particular stories with these plugs.

[quote name='RoseLover123' date='24 December 2011 - 10:35 PM' timestamp='1324762533' post='544320'] Pls advice the most suitable lube to use. [/quote] I have no idea. Being made of metal, and very smooth, I have found I don't need much lube, if any. I think anything will do, if your ass is used to such widths.

( Warning: big wall of text... ) I've had my eyes on these since this thread appeared here, and I finally was able to buy the set a few days ago. It's one of the most expensive sex toys purchases I have made, however I feel like I've struck gold with this one; totally worth the price! The plug are extremely well made. Even holding them and feeling their surface is a pleasure. The weight is right, the smooth machined surface is somehow reassuring and satisfying, their pitch black color seems untaintable. Being made of metal, they heat up very fast under a hot water faucet, and keep their temperature for a long time. Surely, the reverse is also true, but I'm not tempted to go in that direction. I like comfy insertions. I can take toys up to 6 cm with ease, and regularly play with 7 cm toys. So, the sizes in the set were a very good match to me. The small one (5 cm at its widest) is perfect for warm up. I can insert it with barely a hint of lube, and most likely keep it for hours on end. It does not hinder any of my movements, does not hurt in any way, but makes its presence felt in a very enjoyable way. The medium one (6 cm at its widest) also enters rather easily, especially after being warmed up by the first. Here's a very pleasant thing by the way, when keeping such toys for more than an hour or so. The sphincter becomes used to the inner diameter (1.5 cm smaller than the widest point), so it is warm for bigger things, but it is not so used than getting the plug out, and the bigger one in, can still very much be felt. The medium plug can also be kept for a long time, about the same as the small one. It all depends on what you're used to and what you current limits are, of course. It barely hinders movement, though there is a small pinching of my butt cheeks when I seat down; they get around the base of the plug, and get pinched if I sit down without taking the precaution of slightly opening them. I also find that I need to push the plug a little bit, and wiggle my ass cheeks around sometimes, so that I can get rid of a small feeling of irritation down there, that slowly increases over time. The big one (7 cm at its widest) enters the realm of serious business for me. After being warmed up by the previous ones, I can also take it without much difficulty, just needing to be a bit more generous with the lube, at the same time pushing a bit stronger, and taking a bit more time to do it. Still, I can take it just fine. It is a bit more of a pain than the medium one to sit down, because it is a bit longer, especially including its plug. Basically everything is slightly magnified compared to the medium one, including the small irritation that builds up over time. Still, I think I can take it for a while. I find I can keep all these plugs for a few hours without any harness. Maybe it is because I don't use much lube, or because my ass is somewhat muscular. Surely, for much a longer time, or trying to sleep with them (not yet attempted), I would use some kind of rope work to ensure they don't get ejected accidentally. Speaking of ejections... Make no mistake, the optional closing plugs that are available on the site are a mandatory purchase. Make sure to buy the corresponding sizes; if you buy the set, you need the three closing plugs. You'll be surprised at how much crap you hole puts out, including lots of mucus; understand that you will absolutely not feel it fall from the open hole. While this can be an exciting thought (I'm kind of a scat guy myself), it can also become a problem very fast; better have the choice here, depending on the mood and location, rather than finding yourself ordering the closing plugs a few hours or days after realizing your mistake... By the way, unless you fecal matter is extremely soft, almost running (eww...), don't except to have whole turds falling out of the holes; it's more like small pieces and mucus. You still get to release a huge turd when you finally remove the plug. So far, I've mostly worn the plugs some evenings, for three or four hours at a time. I don't aspire to full-time plugging, but I'm interested in trying longer times during my week-ends and holidays. We'll see how it goes... I fully intend to enjoy these toys for a very long time.

What do you find hard? Do they fall out? Or is it too painful? Or do you get too excited about it?

[quote]I've heard that pumping can assist with inserting larger toys?[/quote] I doubt it. What helps most is training / forcing the sphincter muscles to open wider, by inserting larger and larger things. I fear if you pump the only thing you'll get is a prolapse...

One issue is safety. How do you know the person who gives the toy has no disease that will spread to you? Generally, I think such toys should not be shared, even though I am tempted sometimes.

[quote name='Quarte' date='01 November 2011 - 12:50 AM' timestamp='1320105038' post='504514'] Evening all, just thought I would say a quick hello. Enjoying the site so far, really informative and a bit of an eye-opener too! [/quote] Eyes are not the only things that get wide open here.

I think it is normal to feel some kind of guilt, for the simple reasons that this is a fetish associated with bodily waste (which is objectively dirty), that this is not a fetish that is extremely common in the general population (though probably much more widespread than most people would believe), and that as social animals we care very much about what our relatives think about us. I'm not ashamed when I have fun with my ass, but I'd rather be dead than my family and closest friends find about it. And I'd rather not have them find any of my toys when I'm dead. I had some thought about 'quitting' (or rather 'dialing down') solitary anal games, but they are mostly associated with reaching an anal stage which I'm not too fond about (getting a real prolapse, when I'm mostly excited by just inserting wide things).

Farting has much more to do with what you eat than what you stretch. Also, the sound depends very much on the hair you keep down there (lots = more silence, shaved = loud). I can't help but wonder why you let you coworkers ear your farts, and how your coworker is such an expert in old people's farts. If you're worried about people hearing strange sounds, learn to have more control down there. I did, and I'm glad.

Standard wine bottle too, but only once (it felt too much of a brutal step-up at the time). 3" cylindrical butt-plug is my more regular "largest toy". Some apples, too.

Two more things with apples: - They are hard objects. This means the max apple diameter you can use is [i]smaller[/i] than your usual max diameter. Be careful when choosing an apple. - They come in many sizes, it shouldn't be too hard to find apples less than 2" in diameter for example. Be sure to buy several different sizes, start small.

Apples can be very fun, but they vary a lot in size, so be sure to measure them and know your limits! They are easier to put in than put out, this is especially true if you keep them in for several minutes, when your hole has had time to close a little bit. So, start small and safe, go slightly bigger carefully, and you should have a lot of fun.

I think a lot of my fetishes are innate. I started playing with my hole many years before the Internet became available. I also was strongly attracted to bondage imagery way before getting access to the Internet (e.g. depictions of bound damsels in distress).

Awesome!

If you don't use any kind of retrieval device (I don't what these might be, a condom maybe), be sure your sphincters can handle the size, especially on the way out. Apples come in many different sizes, depending on the cultivar and caliber, some will be trivial to put in and expel, others might require a trip to the hospital. Know your limits, measure the size before putting one in. Be sure to remove the stem, it can pierce and hurt. Apples are generally rather hard, you will probably find that you cannot take them quite as big as softer toys. This is especially important for the first few times. Apples just feel great inside, and if you derive pleasure from the insertion or ejection of really wide things, they can give you a lot in that area. They can also help you increase the width you can take, as it is rather easy and cheap to step up to a slightly bigger model (probably waiting for you in your fruit basket).

Golf balls are actually not that big. If you keep them long enough in you, depending on how hard your fecal matter is, it is most likely they will end up embedded in a stool, and get out the natural way with you barely noticing, except maybe for a slightly louder noise when they fall down the bowl. I've lost one this way, and rescued two...

No, not big enough to be felt (I used it for warm up), but a distinctive clunk heard while I was taking a dump made me remember it all at once!

Simply look at what most sex toy stores offer as their biggest sizes (often less than 2¼ inches), and see how much more you can take. I think above 2¾ (7 cm diameter), you are entering extreme territory. Also look at what toys are used in "extreme" movies (the ones you could find on VHS or DVD in the 90s for example), and see whether you already own them and take them in.

Biggest I did was wearing a 6 cm diameter plug while going shopping. Did it several times actually. I'm now quite used to it, so it's not a dangerous challenge, but a rather pleasant and kinky activity. Oddest I did was going to the bathroom at work and discovering I had forgotten a golf ball in me the night before...

Starting inserting things into me at about age 10. I've never really stopped since.

What size is your toy? Warm up with other, smaller, household objects. Avoid anything that can break (no glass, never) or that has sharp edges. Play with pens (one then several), vegetables (carrots?), various kinds of smaller bottles, etc.