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After watching hotkinkyjo and others take those long jelly dildos, I finally broke down and bought one for myself. It arrived today, and I just had to try it out, but I couldn't get very deep. It feels (literally) like I am hitting a wall, and if I push too hard, it hurts. How the hell do these people take the 18" jellies all the way? is their an optimal position to get it to conform and slide in without impaling myself? Any advice is appreciated.

[quote name='Graycherubs365' date='27 December 2013 - 06:32 AM' timestamp='1388151150' post='978757'] Right now mine is my Heart plug from Big Sex Toys. It actually looks more like an Ace Spade because the "heart" is inverted. The circumference is oval so the wide part is almost 4 in wide, with the narrow part being about 3. Last night I had it in for about 5 minutes (its getting easier to put in now), and when I pulled it out it made some really nice puffy asslips. I was impressed with myself. Even when I walked back to my CPU, I could feel my lips between my buttcheeks...Really nice sensation [/quote] That thing looks crazy! I've recently changed over to a 'produce' kick - been picking up a few extra apples, winter squash and eggplants at the grocery store. If you haven't tried it, you've really got to try apples - the way they push on the prostate (if they are big enough) will get you off in no time, especially if you sit down with it inside you, and the feeling of it dilating your ass while you push it out slowly will make your legs shake.

I am maybe at 7-8 inches - I seem to be limited by the bend at the sigmoid

Can anyone offer advice on learning to take toys deep? I cannot get very far before I hit the first bend of the colon. I see some people taking those long 18" dildos all the ways, but can't figure out how they don't impale themselves...are they soft enough to bend to fit your anatomy? ...an, of course, HotKinkyJo taking a girl's arm up to the elbow is simply mind-blowing...how the hell does that work?!?!

My favorite toy is the Hitachi magic wand. Just big enough to make you have to work a bit to get it in, and the vibrations inside you will send you through the roof, especially if you are sensitive to prostate stim (unfortunately, I am not). Once you've had it in a bit, it is also really fun to work it in and out while it is still going.

I'm at about 3.25 with the toys I have on hand, but sure I could go much farther. The shape of the toy seem to make all the difference: something that glides in gradually and smoothly seems to be a much easier fit for me, rather than something blunt and harsh, like the back end of a wine bottle. And also, anatomy is going to play a big role - For me, I know I am already approaching my limits simply because my pelvic structure won't allow anything much wider to pass, even if my asshole could take it.

[quote name='baldybits1' date='22 January 2013 - 11:06 AM' timestamp='1358877993' post='721728'] its not a toy but i can take a 2litre plastic coke bottle [/quote] Sorry - I simply cannot believe this. You'd have to have a deformed pelvic structure to accommodate that...especially as a male. Even if your ass could stretch that much, the bone structure wouldn't allow it. Proof, or I'm calling shenanigans.

I think it is a little more than just genetics - I've heard some of these extreme anal models do a lot of exercises to keep things "nice and tidy": kegels, etc. but she does have one awe-inspiring ass - as well as the rest of her...delicious and gorgeous. What I wouldn't give for a night with her. Ariel X is pretty incredible, too. For anyone who hasn't seen it, the Everything Butt "Army Babes" video with Roxy Raye, Ariel X and Chastity Lynn is an absolute must.

I liked the size of a wine bottle when I finally managed to get it in me, but the rigidness of the glass was a little too hard on me, so I cast it in silicone. My other favorite is my Hitachi massager - if you've never experienced that inside you, you're in for one hell of an experience, especially if you are into prostate stim ( too bad it doesn't do much for me). Also, I am a big fan of veggies: apples are fun: love to feel and watch an apple pop in and out; also eggplants, squash, etc. Also, a water bottle filled with warm water feels pretty nice: the kinds that are made from reduced, recycled plastic that are kind of flimsy so they have some good flex to them. My next project is to experiment with some silicone covers to go over the Hitachi: different shapes and size. Some professional companies already make adapters, but they aren't intended to insert the entire vibrating head.

what types of stretching did you do? I feel the same: my arms and torso just don't seem to be long enough or flexible enough to get my hand down there, even though I am pretty sure it would fit. I am about as flexible as a rock.

well done sir...well done. You'll have to let us how how much SHE can take.

Some people just cannot fist themselves - me, for example. Technically, I can stretch big enough to do it, but my arms just aren't long enough to make it happen. Also, regarding shower enemas, it isn't a good idea to use tap water because of the minerals and chemicals in it; Also, too much water can cause water intoxication. I recommend you wait until after a good bowel movement, then flush a couple times with 12 fluid ounces of distilled water at a time ( you can use a water bottle for this - I just keep a few for the recycling bin around for such an occasion) This way, your body has emptied itself naturally, and you can have extra confidence in being cleaned out [quote name='dirtyboy141' date='13 October 2013 - 08:32 AM' timestamp='1381678370' post='916087'] *sigh* didn't succeed. BUT, i still made good progress. Went an inch above my knuckles! But i couldn't go further because my wrist was hurting, i wasn't getting the right angle and i was feeling a bit of a rip but nothing bad happened. SOOOOOOO.. i'll probably go at it again in a day or two and hopefully get further somehow! [/quote]

In my opinion, a lot of the toys on the market are waaay overpriced. I have been looking for good deals on extra-wide toys (particularly, the Titanmen Ass Master). Was wondering if anyone knows of a reliable source for discounted products, or do you prefer to go directly through manufacturer (Doc Johnson, etc.)

Depends on what suits you. From my personal experience, extended periods without anal play makes it more difficult and less comfortable for me to jump immediately to really big items, so it might be worth a go now to keep you 'limber'

[quote name='hectorknot' date='25 October 2011 - 04:25 AM' timestamp='1319541955' post='499824'] I agree that it's pretty brutal, but it was a long standing fantasy. Even now, I rarely go that big, but when I do, I come extra hard. [/quote] A wine bottle is also probably my max. A standard wine bottle is "only" 10" in circumference/ and just a tad under 3.5" in diameter, so not quite as big as many of the plugs and dildos out there. But I think it is the 'rigidness' and having to go in from the back end that makes it feel much more difficult - it's like going from 0-60 in 0 seconds since you have to go in by the back end, and the glass doesn't have any give, so you can really feel it hitting as you try to get it in at the right angle...can be brutal against the sides of your pelvic bone - using something with a little 'give' and a rounded end to help ease it in makes things much easier and more comfortable; Never measured it, but just tried an eggplant which looked to be at least as big as a wine bottle, and it went in much more easily just because of the shape.

I second a request for a link to this. [quote name='cuckmouse' date='04 October 2013 - 09:28 AM' timestamp='1380904113' post='909445'] I'm sorry, can you show me what device you are using. I love fucking my ass and it sounds intriguing. I'd love to get one if it is that wonderful [/quote]

[quote name='BiggGape' date='01 October 2013 - 11:07 PM' timestamp='1380694027' post='907403'] wat is your favourite and biggest homemade toy? Mine is a huge candle i have shaped into a huge cock does anyone have any ideas on homemade plugs and toys .. i want to try new toys [/quote] I made a mold of a wine bottle without the neck, then cast it in silicone. I call it " The Gustav" because it reminds me of a giant artillery shell. Another favorite (not "homemade," per se, but "repurposed") is a 'magic wand' massager - just toss a condom on it, put it in, then push the button - feels incredible!

Anyone ever had any experience performing on webcam sites? Been considering it for fun and to supplement income, but have serious concerns about legitimacy of websites with my private info. Thoughts?

[quote name='dirtyflower' date='17 September 2013 - 05:50 AM' timestamp='1379422218' post='893439'] MaryTV thanks for sharing your kinky obsession with my butthole I am sometimes at a loss as to what to do next! After having hands/fists,feet, and tongue of course, what other body part now? [...] [/quote] I'd love to see something inflatable...starts off small and easy, and just keeps getting bigger and bigger inside you, then the fun of having to push it out: nobody sees how big it gets until it slowly reveals itself as you push it out. seeing a duo of you and HotKinkyJo pumping big inflatable plugs in each other's asses until you cannot take it any more would be over the top! Would also bet you'd absolutely love a magic wand massager up there if you haven't had the joy of experiencing one already: http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/05/05/85/10/0005058510580_500X500.jpg but I would definitely advise AGAINST the wine up the ass - odds are really good you'd end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning. ...but a wine bottle would be great!

I was actually pleasantly surprised to learn that (it appears) most men on this board are (mostly) hetero. That being said, there is no such thing as "normal."

Another thing I've noticed is that the position of stimulation influences the probability of potential "accidents" as well. Anal play in general tends to stimulate muscles that play a role in bowel movements; When I lay on my back, I don't have any issues of cleanliness, but if I sit up in a chair (especially when I use larger diameter objects) it seems to stimulate my body into trying to push [u]everything[/u] out, and the stimulation seems to be compounded by the resistance of the chair I am sitting in. Until I am absolutely certain that I am "running on empty," I avoid sitting upright. But I do love that sensation of the body pushing out, and the chair refusing to let it budge.

Probably no coincidence that most of them look like mugshots of crack whores.

Sounds like you're on some very fragile ground here, pal. Despite this sounding like a plot of a porn film...as awesome as it would be to 'arrange more meetings' with her, odds are you'll just end up really f--king up your family relationship. The past cannot be changed, so it would probably be best not to chance anything by digging the ditch any further. Maybe call her and have a private convo and figure out what she is thinking - is she anticipating doing it again with you? Or does she want to pretend like nothing ever happened? In any case, you had better be on your best behavior around her for the rest of your lives - she definitely has you by the short and curlies

The only way I've managed to induce anything resembling an anal orgasm (and I wouldn't really even call it one) was to stimulate my prostate with a Magic Wand massager - the feeling is difficult to describe: something like an intense need to pee combined with that sensation of right before ejaculation...but never actually ejaculating - if you can handle it, you can just keep the feeling going indefinitely - eventually, my body couldn't handle it any more and wanted to eject the magic wand

Thanks for adding the info...I definitely should have stated that using tap for an enema is (generally) a very bad idea for the reasons you mentioned. Several years ago when I was just starting out with anal play, and naive about many things, I came across a video of a woman using a shower hose as an enema; the chick took it so far, she looked 3 months pregnant! Looked hot, and sounded intense, and - stupidly - decided to give it a try. Definitely wound up with mild water intoxication. Firstly, felt like I'd had the worst bout of diarrhea ever (technically, I guess I did, LOL) - seemed like I was on the pot forever. Needless to say, wound up with quite a red, irritated ass, and anal play was the last thing I wanted to do. Symptoms included bloating and stomach ache, and I felt cold, weak and shaky...felt like I'd just had a bad stomach flu. That being said, I typically always use tap water for quick 'rinses' after going to the bathroom..."mini-enemas," so to speak. Just enough to flush out the colon, especially before anal play. Never have any issues since it is only in there for a matter of seconds. Humorous side note: apparently, there is a growing trend of college students ending up in the ER for intoxication due to a new(ish) fad of something called a "Mayan Beer Bong," in which the participant does a head stand, and the bong is inserted in the ass - as mentioned before, the intestines absorbs something like 200 times faster than the stomach, so it is like instant drunkenness. [quote name='Rushy' date='27 August 2013 - 02:58 PM' timestamp='1377640708' post='873490'] Water intoxication can kill you and the colon is adapted to absorbing water. To prevent excessive water uptake you need to make the enema solution isotonic with the body fluids. This means adding 9g of common salt to each litre of water (a few % error will be OK but try and get this right). Alternatively, milk is a body fluid so you could use that as an enema so long as the processor hasn't fucked it about too much. The salty water soln is safer IMO. This rules out using the shower. There are commercially available enemas that come in a small volume of liquid- these are more concentrated than body fluid (hypertonic) and rely on the movement of body water from the blood plasma into the colon by osmosis. That is, the fluid volume needed to generate a defaecation reflex comes from your own blood. Again, I think 0.9% NaCl soln is safer, cheaper, better. That said, lots of people use water and it seems safe enough in practice- anyone had any bad experiences? [/quote]