analease

Aaaw, congratulations hunni Hope all 3 of you are doing fine, hugs and kisses to you all Let the time of your life begin

I remember a thread from the old board which showed details of your insides, can't remember who posted it but it was very informative. Maybe the author could post it again.

QUOTE(Tangerine @ May 25 2007, 09:27 PM) [snapback]25137[/snapback] so I bought a miner like head lamp and so i had my personal light to see her open hole without disrupting her shyness. Why didn't i think of that, holding a torch just uses up a hand that could be playing, lol

I am a fem and have had the great pleasure of having fun with a pre op ts and all i can say is WOW Boobies to play with as well as a cock

hornyporny, they have to be bi because we are both bi. If we want hetro sex, we have each other for that. We find others with sexual interests the same as us a turn on, looks are a little important and personality is a big thing for us, we must all be able to have a laugh. We find our playmates on the net. 3somes are a lot more intimate and more pleasurable for all involved and much more intense.

Well, i gave it a try and failed. I will stick to the old fist from now on methinks

We swing as a couple only. 3somes with male or female and all have to be bi. Group sex sometimes but not as enjoyable as 3somes.

I found my partner on a fetish site. I went on the site looking for a bit of fun and boy did i have fun My partner started off as one of my fuck buddies and our relationship developed from there. We were totally honest about our fetishes and listened to each others needs and desires. Honesty from the start has made this mad sexual loving relationship so strong.

Simply gorgeous, thank you

Patrick Swayze Jean-Claude Van Damme Dustin Hoffman Rod Stewart Dudley Moore I wouldn't kick any of these guys outta bed for farting

QUOTE(Tangerine @ May 8 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]19901[/snapback] Hehe thanx scattybird ! So no brown games on air, analease, even a lil' finger play ? Kisses (^ ^) http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp...B747_toilet.jpg oh i wish

QUOTE(bigrodrobb2872 @ May 7 2007, 06:18 PM) [snapback]19555[/snapback] Is it possible for a woman to take a 2 liter bottle in her pussy at least half way? Or big end of bowling pin half way? Not sure but i will give it a go and let you know

QUOTE(bumperfan @ Apr 27 2007, 12:32 AM) [snapback]15870[/snapback] Tangerine- here is a comedy of errors about trying to join the mile-high club! I was flying back from hawiaii in '82, & I had an ounce of good Maui-wowie but I got too parinoid about getting busted to take it home on the plane, so I sold it to some young tourist in the airport loo, but kept one joint in my sock, I wanted to tell folks at home I got "high" high in the air! So there was a very attractive 30 year old single women sitting next to me & I was in rare form chatting her up, & after a couple of hours & more than a couple drinks, I even mentioned wanting to join the Mile-High club, & I got a little sexy smile from her! Thinking that "this is really going to happen" I went into the john to piss, thinking the next time i was in here I would be fucking on the wings of TWA So to make it a full fantasy story to tell of the perfect long flight home from paridise-I smoked that joint, blowing the smoke up into the ceiling fan OK- now, by the time I walked out of that tiny bathroom I swear it seemed that EVERY attendant on the plane was staring at me...so I hurried to my seat, trying to be nondiscreet & invisable! To add insult to parinoid ego, now I am too high to think of anymore witty things to say to this pretty, formally available woman, who can no longer pull more than a yes or no answer to her banter out of me! So we sat in uncomfortable silence for the last 2 hours of the flight, uncomfortable with the not-sex we just didn't have....and then as we start descending I finally pull my shit together enough to try & re-coup my losses & bring up to her the idea of sharing a drink at the airport bar then maybe share a cab into town.... but my ears start popping from the alltitude dopping, my throat is so dry from cotton-mouth from the pot that I can't swallow & a blinding headach starts coming on---so I ask the stewardess for a glass of water & am told that no drinks can be served on the descent till landing..... and so in a longing, lost might have been chance at airline love, sporting a furious headache & another kick to my ego, I swore off ever smoking pot again when flying, but that magical chance never came up again- tho I still tell that story more than 20 years later, & it is with a knowing smile I realize that those hearing it all seem happy that I didn't "get lucky"- probably cause they never even GOT THAT close!!! A true story--by bumperfan I can picture the scene, that is so funny, thanx for sharing. I just came back from a rowdy long weekend away and wished i could join the mile high club with a very horny guy that i met on the plane but unfortunately i had my mother sitting on my other side maybe next time, lol Have managed on a bus a couple of times which was very exciting with all those people in front of us not having a clue what was going on....i think

2 weeks is possibly a little soon to be thinking about anal stuff unless you are openly discussing your desires and making clear that anal sex is a huge turn on. Anal sex is something that a lot of people feel uncomfortable about because they think it's dirty and embarrassing. For me personally, i hated anal sex years ago. I would let my hubby do it very occasionally but only when i got drunk, it could then be passed off as a drunken thing. It didn't feel right with him because he made it feel dirty, i knew he would freak out if he saw a bit of poo on his penis which made me paranoid. I then met a guy who was very openminded and openly discussed likes and dislikes and anal play was a huge love of his. I could see that he wouldn't be horrified if it got messy, it comes with the territory i guess. For the first time ever, i started to enjoy anal sex because i knew it was a huge turn on for him which obviously got me going too. Now, there's no going back.

Did you ever find a speculum which opens wide enough to get a fist in?

Brilliant idea minx. Did the guy know you were pregnant before meeting you? did it add to his excitement? Hope you don't mind me asking. Go and have an orgasm.....get rid of the headache. Hehe, i wasn't dreaming of fisting but thinking about it when masturbating earlier, had to do it to get rid of pmt and it worked a treat

Sod them hun. You do what feels right for you and if i had the courage to do what you do, i certainly would. Begging abnd borrowing isn't fun and if you can get through life without having to do this, you go for it girl.

Have a look at this enema site, lots of info and recipes http://www.enematips.com/

QUOTE(tom-ehnes @ Apr 12 2007, 12:21 PM) [snapback]10417[/snapback] Hello guys.... I have a question to you, perhaps anybody has the same "problem" I am training a lot of time with Buttplugs, but my problem is, after I insert a plug, a little time later i dont feel it anymore.... So I try or I want to try to dilate my rosette, because most plugs have the smallest part of it where my rosette is, so if I wear a plug 10 hours my rosette isn't larger... So can anybody help me how i can dilate my rosette, is there a plug which has a large part at the end to stretch my rosette all the time I am wearing it ??? Or does anybody have another advice how to dilate my rosette 10 hours a day I use a blow up dildo on my partner for the reasons above. I want to see his rosette dilated and it works a little but it doesn't stay dilated for long but long enough for my excitement

QUOTE(Minx @ Apr 13 2007, 09:58 AM) [snapback]10714[/snapback] Was going to say surely it'll slide out? Or you'll forget and sit back on it? or going to eat it afterwards

I tracked down some j-lube in the uk and it arrived this morning Hmmmm, can't wait until i get home from work tonight hopefully he will be up for trying it out.....oooh, i'm all excited

Cheers anl. Hadn't seen that before. What a great word

LOL, that's just wrong

QUOTE(Minx @ Apr 2 2007, 03:19 PM) [snapback]5046[/snapback] Do you prefer to feel like there's lube there or just know that its there but not feel it? Does that make any sense? Difference between KY and spit is the best thing I can come up with! I went through a stage of liking the silicon based stuff, but then changed back to water based cos I like the squidgy feeling and it is easier to clean up quickly. Try this page http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/store.cfm?cat=36 Looks like they've got some brilliant ones there, the Elbow Grease stuff is actually the brand I'm sure I've got, but its in different packaging and is more of a gel. Well, if the lube is being used on me then i love to feel that slippery sensation, you know the one like when you stand on ice and you know you are gonna slip, lol However it has to be as slippy as possible but still stick to my hand and not get squeezed off on entry if i am to have any chance of fisting him Cheers for the link to that store, they never used to have as much stuff, looks great

Hehe, maybe i am being too impatient We use toys, small to large and he can take 4 fingers but his bones don't feel like they will let me in