Ideas inspired by the annal etiquette world.

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You won't find here any kind of story but just things that I though could be fun in the anal etiquette set up. I hope that you will enjoy some of them, or even better, be inspired by this tow rite you own story.

 

It could be also fun to discuss here about all the interesting things that could what could happen in the world created by lordodie.

 

 

1.Annal merchandising

 

I this world, we already know the awkward lube commercials you can see on mainstream media. We also know that extreme anal masochism is a huge market.

But the obsession of the population about stretching women ass can surely also be used to sell totally unrelated product. Even in the more prudish USA, any company, whatever they try to sell have to regularly make a marketing campaign on the nether hole dilatation theme. Just like you often see tropical landscape in a ton of ads that aren't related with travel agency and at certain period of the year even mortician try to sell you Christmas coffins.

I have two example in mind but they might be a bit too direct for the American people.

 

a ) A soda company want to freshen it's image. They decide to create a new brand of bottled tea they will sold using the enthusiasm about loose assholes. This will be done by designing the bottles in a way that they can easily be used as annal plugs. Bottle will have a wider range of shapes and volume that what you usually do with bottle. This will be a bit more expensive than doing just three or four kind of bottle but not by that much. I guess that in 2097, 3d printing can be used at an industrial scale.

But if they want this brand to live, they have to convince women to use those bottle as plug instead of the one they already have. That why the tea have been chosen instead of any other kind of soda. In the their campaign, they will insist on the fact that their tea is best drink around 37°C (or 98.6°F if you want to sell it in the US I guess), because everybody know that tea is better warm. They'll even put a patch on each bottle that change color when ideal temperature have been reached.

This brand can know associate his image with a practices that everybody enjoy but also become part of this practice. It's even better (and cheaper) than buying an ad slot in the Football World Cup or the Superbowl.

But well, if you want to sell it in more shy country, it's probably better to be more subtle. I imaging the following clip: A group of friends is coming back after a day skiing in the mountains. The day have been terrible, and everyone is frozen desperate for something hot, but the bag with thermos have been lost in a skiing ridiculous accident. Fortunately, a girl of the group seem to get out of nowhere a large and smoking bottle of our brand, the delux model with a set of stackable mugs included and pour tea to every one. People are happy, tea have saved the day, life is great and everyone congratulate the girl and make subtle allusions…

 

b ) A supermarket make a special offer: when a woman come for paying, every article that she have managed to put in her ass is half priced*. The supermarket count on the fact that women will buy product they wouldn't have in other circumstance just because they have an adequate shape and will be cheaper. Also some will buy more just to not waste free space or make a bad impression at the moment of paying. In 2097, technology like low cost RFID chips could have allow to scan the products in a woman colon without moving them. But just for this event, cashier will take their time to remove items one by one to price them before putting them back. And for the duration of the event, the store could hold a leader board of how much women have managed to save through their sloppy sphincters.

 

 

 

*The company does not assume responsibility for any harm that could result from the participation to this promotional offer. Offer limited to products marked with a red sticker and valid to only one payment per person per day. A product is considered as “put in the ass” only if bla bla bla….

 

 

2.Anal games

 

It's not a kind of metaphor for anal sex. I'm talking about real games like chess or darts but that include anal dilatation. It's something to expect with people becoming more and more open about their perversion. I mean, board game that include sex part already exist in this world to it's sure that they also exist in the Anal Etiquette world.

But here, there won't be complicated board game where you spend more time trying to understand the rule than actually playing. The games are two variation of the anal poker. A game usually played between girls.

 

a ) For the anal beginner I recommend the first version. I found it funny call it capitalist for some reasons... Like in normal poker game, every one start with some chips and is supposed to take the chips of the other player. But unlike in a normal poker game, each player start with a set of dildo or plugs that they won't share. The player play poker and when one come out of chips she have to put one of her dildo in her ass. If she manage to do so, she will receive new chips and will be allowed to keep playing. If she loose a second time, she will have to pick an other toy in her set and insert it alongside the first. If a girl remove an inserted toy at any time, if she is out of toys or if after a loss, she is unable to insert one of her toys, she is forfeit.

 

b ) The second version is a bit more hardcore. In my mind this version is somewhat the communist one as you don't need chips to play. You only need cards and a pile of objects that you can safely insert in asses. Instead of betting chips or money, the players will bet toys. Each time cards are dealt, the dealer will also pick a certain number of toys to create the pool of object that will be used to bet for the following round. When it's her turn a woman will take as much toys she want in the toy pool and put them in front of her. That's her bet. If the next want to follow, she will have to add toys from the pool in front of herself to have at least as much. Usually only the number of object count and not the size or the shape, to make possible wicked strategies where you force a player to pick a monster. In this version of poker, if a girl fold, she will have to insert every toy she have bet in her. Only the player winning the round return her toys to the pool. If a girl doesn't manage to insert every object she have bet, she is forfeit and everything inserted in her is returned to the pool (in the late stages of the game, it allow the other to keep playing). If at any moment, the pool come empty, every player that doesn't have yet folded have to show thier hand. In this case the girl with the higher hand wont return her toys to the pool. Instead she will distribute her bet among the other player that hasn't yet folded. This rule make high stake duels really interesting as they are the occasion to give your adversary around two time the amount she had bet.

 

For both version you can also allow a girl to choose the hole where she want to insert each toy, ask her to pick one at start and stick to it or have the hole decided each time by the dealer before distributing cards.

This kind of game can be played on multiple days as participant often need long break to analyze the situation and plan their strategy. Of course, removing a single object during a break also mean you are forfeit.

 

 

3.Alternatives to the plug and the gape panty

 

Ok so in the stories, woman mostly wear either one or the other. But there is probably almost infinite choices among what company try to sell to women to keep their ass open.

 

a ) The hooked sling bikini look like a normal sling bikini. At first glance, the only difference you notice is that the suspenders can be tweaked to be shorter or longer. The the suspenders are also connected to loops that go around each shoulders and connected together by a traversal strip just bellow the clavicle. These are needed to distribute the tensile force. If we go a little lower we notice that, contrarily to its not hooked homologue, the hooked sling bikini have really few chance of let slip a nipple. The reason is that the two suspenders are equipped with two hidden nipple clamp on their inner face.

I we continue to go down, on each side, the spenders rejoin to become only one vertical band on each sides, the front band being a bit longer. And at the end of each band you can found a large metal hook with a spherical head that are supposed to go both in the same place. Wearing this kind of outfit cause the rear hole to take an elongated oblong shape but also make the breasts bulge around the highly tightened suspenders.

As it seem beach everywhere are naked now, I guess you wear this kind of stuff under or in place of your everyday clothes.

 

b ) Some lady love the feeling of the wind on their inside but also feel ill at ease without something constantly violating their backdoor. For this kind of dame, there is the cage plug. The cage plug is a steel frame in a shaped as a sex toy. The cage toy can stretch the full length of the tract and not just the entrance like a gaping panty. Yet you retain a good view of inside the woman that wearing it. The only problem is that the space between the steal beams create irregularities that can make the insertion and removal of the toy quite uneasy.

 

c ) If a European girl want to look good, she has to display a nice gaping asshole. The problem is this part of the body is also really sensitive. Offering her ass to the winter air will surly grant her a good cold. The solution is the anal porthole. Yes, just like for boats but in the ass. The girl will still offer a nice sight on her guts to anyone interested to look and will be able to access it easily as the round window in mounted on hinge. All this without loosing heat from bellow. Remember, if it look stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

 

 

4.Annal adornments

 

Because why not. As there is some country where showing the lower end of your guts is a common thing, it's normal to expect that some people want to look different also down there.

 

a ) I think getting a tattoo on the rectum or on the last part of the colon is something some women will try. I guess if you use the normal tattooing procedure, you'll just transform the rectum of a poor girl into a bloody mess. But it's the future, so maybe they have developed new techniques. Their is also the possibility of using thing like Henna. This pigment can be used to safely draw on the body patterns that will last a couple of day to two weeks.

Because of the particular geometry of the support for those paintings and the limited number of point of view, artist will have to learn to draw in Anamorphosis, so that the inner tattoo resemble to something identifiable from the outside.

 

b ) In the countries that are the more open about annal masochism, girl can flaunt their perfectly trained asshole in public. That why when you walk in the street, you can know how serious each woman that turn her back to you is serious about her anal well being.

But what is unfair is is that among those women, some of them train daily and put big effort in inserting dozens of inches of latex in their asshole, gaping one or two sphincter in addition to their anus while other will just use the head of their dildo to open their rectum and that all. And except if you have a closer look, under most lighting, you wont be able to differentiate the two kind of women. From your point of view they will all have a dark cavern between their ass cheeks and that all.

That why some girl want to install lights in their cellars. Either in the hooks of their gaping pants, in the frame of their cage dildo or on invisible and extra thin patches stick on the walls of their colon, micro-LEDs will provide continuous lighting on their inside. That will allow everyone to know what's really going on down there without needing a flashlight.

This kind of equipment is even more needed for girls that have invested in the point a ) just above.

 

 

5.Alternate style off anal stretching.

 

Some people need more diversity in their life than other. Some people don't stand to do as everyone else. Some people just have strange tastes. Whatever the causes, this phenomenon apply to anal masochism as-well. Some women love having their anus mistreated but want it done in their own strange ways.

 

a ) Instead of focusing on girth, some women prioritize depth in their training. Even if they range from quite thick to unreasonably large by today standard, depth toys tend to be thinner than the average. They are also way more flexible. This flaw is compensated by their length that's either counted in feet or meters. “Depth queens” are usually confident women that doesn't fear to assume their preference as there is almost no way to really conceal the very recognizable bulge of a long plug. Except is you wear a beginner sized but passed a certain age it's even more embarrassing.

 

b ) If you really like strange experience or are onto gadgets there is this new kind of holes stretcher. Notice the “s” at holes: this thing can stretch no less and no more than two openings at the same time.

The device is usually provided in two parts. The first one resemble to panties with two additional holes, one in front of the other between the usual for legs. The appearance of the second part can change a bit more from a model to an other. For the one that I'm describing, it kind of look like a flat iron. Contrary to the thing used to straighten hairs, the two jaws of this sort of pinch cannot be moved and remain parallels to each other, separated by the width of a finger or two. If you look in the gape between them, you can see that the surface inside is covered in large bumps that look like marbles trapped under an opaque layer of cellophane. The most usual way to use it is to put one jaw in the ass and the other in the pussy. As this model is a good one, it's fully automated. When inserted, the bumps between each jaw will start moving, kneading the membrane of flesh between the rectum and the vagina. After some time, the device will let know to the user with a beep and a light that the flesh as been softened enough and it's time to put the panty on. The “flat iron” go through the back port of garment when positioned this way.

When it's done, the probing part will use the support of the panty to start pivoting on its axis, twisting the woman openings. The device is able to evaluate by itself the ideal torque to apply and when changing rotation sens. With enough training, a women is able to make the device accomplish up to five or six full rotation. Each additional cycle tend to be harder than the previous as the cumulative layer of flesh increase the toy effective girth.

 

 

6.Anal fashion

 

It's amazing what some people (and especially women) wear under their closes. Today's underwear can be incredibly complicated and foolishly expensive. I guess the same thing exist for butt plug in this future. It seem in this age, anal toy have taken the roles of panties so we could supposed that the women that would have bought expensive garment with complicated design in our era will now look for the same qualities for their butt busters.

 

a ) By judging what we can do with 3d printing today, I expect amazing thing for the Anal universe.

If a person, man or woman, is really interested in toy design, more than going to fashion show, browse specialized web sites or go shopping in ridiculously expensive shops what he or she have to do is to invest immediately in a good 3d printer. Amateur dildo design is surly a common hobby. The hobbyist will be able to design toys with any modeling software but also share his or her creation with the rest of the community.

It's seem that the rule that apply to cooking also haply for toys. It feel totally different when it's the result of your work or the work of a loved one. Especially if the said loved one is fond of this super cool and elegant rambles pattern and had put it on every toy of the house.

 

b ) It seam that a belly bulging from the toy inserted inside, even if a common thing, is seen as embarrassing in public and must be hidden with corset or any thing else that do the job. At least it's the case in US. It's regrettable as the bulge of a plug in a woman gut can also be used a lot in fashion. With enough training, a woman bowels become pliant enough to take almost every shape possible. Clothing that would compliment instead of concealing those artificial curves is probably what will decide which company and which designer are going to rule over the fashion for the next ten year. The shape given to the guts may become almost as much important as a the haircut in a woman style. But a lot of research and experiments still need to be done in this domain. It's still quite hard to predict exactly how a woman belly look like given the shape of the monstrosity that will be inserted in her bum as the configuration internal organs but also the toning of the abdominal muscles play an important role in the result.

 

c ) Dildo can also be equipped with light. But this time, the goal isn't to light the inside but the outside.

If you put a light source on a plug and that this plug is large enough, you will be able to see this light through the stretched skin of the woman wearing it. That mean a well designed lighting dildo can draw pleasant decorative patterns on a woman belly. Yes there is a ton of optical problem if you want to draw something that isn't totally blurry but computing trajectory of light through complex and irregular material is something we already are able to do in 2016. So in the future, were every girl rectum can probably host a device with computational power comparable to any modern supercomputer, making a plug able to determine how to send light to draw funny shape on a woman tummy is not that's hard. Yet it remain that the range of a light beam through human flesh is quite limited, so the surface where the plug will be able to draw princely is directly proportional to the girth of the said plug.

With a bit of tweaking, it's also possible to make a plug able to feel touch on its host belly and compute the exact position of the contact. Combining the two technologies you would build a “smart plug” (or IPlug I guess depending which company commercializing it). This kind of plug would be able to do at least everything a modern phone can do, using sound but also beaming a “tactile” screen from the inside on its user stomach. But the US consumers are probably not ready for this.

 

d ) As in Europe, a gaping asshole is something you show and something every women tend to have, it's to expect that people talk often about the matter. For the same reason, it's to expect that those people have become quite sensitive to the shape of those opening and feel the need to be more precise on the matter. For many of them, just giving the diameter is far from a precise description. Just like for foot shape, nose shape, breasts shape or ass shape today, in 2097, people probably also have a range of world, codes or comparison to describe how exactly a woman ass is gaping. It's probable that if you show a man of this time two woman with assholes of same diameter, and just ask him which one of the two lady look the better for him, he will at some point spontaneously came to compare the two ladies gaping caverns and show preference for one over, not because one is more opened than the other but because he found one's anus more esthetically pleasing than the other.

The shape of a woman rear port is influenced by thing like skeletal structure but what is probably the most determinant factor is the method that were used to destroy her rectum. In 2097 probably almost anyone is able to guess quite accurately if a woman is American or European just by looking at her unplugged. I suppose that today people could also do it if someone has explained the difference before.

 

 

7.Body care

 

The two following idea are not really related to each other but I think they are both fun

 

a ) Today, you can pay to have you feet nibbled by fish. Those fish are Garra rufas and are known to eat dead skins, cleaning the skin. I suppose this kind of treatment could be adapted to the Anal Etiquette world. In this case, after a session of high colonic enema and internal massage, a woman could immerse in a pool filled with modified Garra rufas that would focus on treating her gaping cavern instead of focusing on her feet.

As when going in the water, a huge bubbles of air end up trapped in the woman gut most of the time, a special maneuver after entering the pond is required to get it out in and allow fishes to do their job.

We also know that octopus can be really cleaver and might be trained as work animal. As these creature have a pliant yet really strong body and love stuffing themselves in tight place, they could be used to deliver massages in place that the hands cannot reach.

 

b ) Having a population mostly made of highly masochist slut can cause significant health problem. Stupid and dangerous trend regularly appear. In this example, the goal was to get sunburn on the rectum. On the beach, you were able to see group of young women pointing their gaping bum toward the sun and spend many hours in this position, only slowly rotating to keep a good alignment. Before the end of the day they feel terrible pain in their guts. At this point most of them admit that it was a bad idea but there always remain one that want to impress her friend and go to find her biggest plug and ask one of her friend to shove it all the way in her ass. Even this will result in memory that any anally depraved women would cherish, the girl usually wont renew the experience.

That's why this trend made some government/foundations fear an increasing number of case of colon cancer. As those government/foundations doesn't had any legal basis to forbid the dangerous practice, they decided use use roundabout method. They payed a laboratory to design a new kind of solar amber. This balm can protect the skin for the dangerous UV but also contain some special chemical that are activated also activated by sunlight. When entering the skin, the chemical would cause symptoms really similar to a good sunburn but in a totally safe way this time. No need to say that this plan was a big success.

 

 

8.Anal ecosystem

 

Bio engineering will make huge progress in 80 years. In the anal etiquette universe, the knowledge accumulated on the subject allow scientist to modify existing life forms to meet precise specification.

Life saving will result from this new knowledge, and then there will be the other things.

 

a ) By hybridizing watermelon with amoeba, scientist where able to design a vegetable that can grow in the final segment of someone colon. When the plant is implanted, it look like a bundle of roots. Those roots are inserted by the anus and pushed as deep as possible. They will rapidly develops and obstruct the digestive tract, absorbing everything that come from above to help the plant growing. The modification in the plant DNA have made it able to digest organic matter to a certain point. From this bundle of roots will extend a white vine that will advance in the direction of the light and fork in a bunch of branch just before exiting the anus. Outside of the host, the vine will start to produce chlorophyll that will make it green and also grow leaf.

At this point, the “plant” get enough energy and nutriment to start to grow a fruit on its white part. It will rapidly develop to an impressive size and will look like an elongated, clear wattermelon. In the first version, the host was supposed to take the decision by herself to remove the organism when she judged that the fruit had reached a satisfying size. But the scientist realized that their client counted a certain number of depraved little slut that were too greedy for their own good. They didn't seem to understand that “bigger” is not a size for a fruit. That's why the version that is now commercialized can leave it's environment by itself. The process is not really fast as speed is not what vegetables are renowned for, but is over in one or two day and can be way shorter if human assistance is provided. The clients doesn't seem to complain about this point.

Surprisingly, this kind of plant is also interesting for food production. The middle where it's grow is usually poor in insect, bird and rodent that could eat the fruit or the plant. It contain also really few mushroom or bacteria that are dangerous for a watermelon. That mean the fruit can be grow without the need of any treatment. In hot country, this kind of culture is even more interesting as the plant can use 100% of the water that given to it, without the problem of the sun evaporating it or the soil draining it.

Moreover, the annal middle is know to have a really limited native vegetation, which mean no concurrence for our plant.

 

b ) “Madame, since you were in age you've always taking care of your anal well being. Your have receive a proper upbringing that put you one the fair way and later, with the help of your spouse or husband you have constantly keep pushing your limit, inserting bigger and bigger plug in your backside just like any respectable lady.

Time have passed since the first time you (or someone else) inserted a slightly oversized object in your backdoor, and allow me to say that you look more stunning than ever. Your bum have reached what I could call perfection thank to the daily training at certified capacity you had gone through from some years now. Even if it was impossible to go beyond this bound, your training have allowed you to take your biggest toys without too much effort. That why I would like to say: Congratulation! Your anus is as much destroyed as it can get!

This is probably the greatest personal achievement a woman can wish for in our days.

But now you surely ask yourself: “If I cannot stretch it furthermore, what am I going to do with this incredibly wide and gaping hole in my lower body?”

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Turn your rectum in a fish tank!!!

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But that not all!! We also offer a wide range of moody lighting systems powered by metabolic calories, By combining this with one of the many elegant rear window created by a renowned designer that our line offer, you will transform your pleasant backside in a gorgeous landscape.

Don't wait any more! Make your friends die of envy with your very own anal aquarium!!!”

 

 

9.Economizing natural resources

 

Is global warming still a thing in the eighties of the 21th century? Is there still problem about providing each citizen enough energy to live comfortably? Are there region of the world that have to be very careful about water usage because there is a seasonal risk of water shortage? Well I don't know… But I've though about devices that could be useful just in case it was true.

 

a ) When water is precious, giving yourself a proper high colonic enema can mean renouncing to water for cooking or drinking. Thankfully, water saving enema machine have been created so that no one is forced to such desperate measure anymore. First, instead of completely filling the colon with water, the device with imprint a strong rotational power in a limited amount of fluid. This will create a powerful vortex in the user guts that will be able to climb way higher than what could reach still water.

In addition, enema balls are put in the user before the beginning of the procedure. Carried by the flux, they will greatly help the water in its cleaning job. Those washing balls are in fact exactly the same thing as what you can found today under the name of laundry ball (See link or google it, I'm talking about the model with smooth spike http://image.dhgate.com/albu_272902254_00/1.0x0.jpg). This technology have meant great improvement in the most arid part of the world. Finally allowing women ass to receive the attention it deserved in a clean way. Yet there are always people to complain. In this case, some have blamed this new technology for destroying the traditional usage of sand or gravels. But in those country, what you want to dislodge with the enema is most of the time the sand and the pebbles the wind have carried in a woman back porch. Let face it, even if it's a fun tradition, handfuls of sand and little stones wont be of any help in this case.

 

b ) Every little energy source can be useful as they can make a big difference when put together. That why so much plugs are equipped to receive battery. But the goal here is not to power a vibrating device to provide an even more stimulating experience to the user. One the contrary, the toy will load up the battery while it's inserted. More than the bump of the user walking, what is exploited her is the energy deployed by the bowels in twisting and contracting to dislodge the intruder.

 

 

10.A peculiar equipment

 

This thing is most of the time a costume accessory. In US, you have the best chance to see it for Halloween as a part of a sexy Leatherface or sexy Sister of Battle disguise ( http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/6/61/Sister_Repentia.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120125195646 ). The fake chainsaw (or chainsword ) is unusual ( because heavy and expensive) yet highly noticeable piece of equipment that make the difference. Even if the beast is really powered and the chain can effectively rotate, the teeth are replaced with large bump of latex which make the item inoffensive.

The rotations per minute are also capped rather low. If you cannot accept this as it imper the realism of your tool you can go for the really expensive models with teeth in an extremely low friction nano material. As the teeth slide on any surface, they can move at high speed without becoming a danger. In a world where everyone is sane, such a device wouldn't be used for sexy time, or only by applying an unmoving part of the object on a sensitive spot to enjoy the vibrations. Adventurous women could try to grind against the chain. For the basic model there is no danger as it's just bumps of latex moving at a reasonable speed. Even if it would be rather impressive, one would have fun with a deluxe model, it wouldn't be really dangerous due to the property of the material. But as we are in the Anal Etiquette world, so those kind of toys were designed to end up in someone bum. The massage of the “teeth” on a long portion of the colon is said to provide an intense yet enjoyable stimulation. This kind of unusual toy always guaranty a big success to the one that bring it.

A 1:1 replica of an Eviscerator (the one on the image) is unheard of as it would be to cumbersome at a party.

 

 

11.Balancing vitals

 

Whether its heat or hydration, a good anal training can provide new and efficient way to keep those values in the green.

 

a ) Colon is a water extractor. I don't remember in each episode it was but in his famous emission Man Versus Wild, Bear Grill explained (and demonstrated ) how you could give yourself a sea water enema to avoid dehydration while lost on the ocean. But sadly Bear Grill lacked the training needed to exploit this property of his organism efficiently and was only able to absorb really small quantity of water at a time with this method. But that's not the case of the women of the Anal Etiquette world. Some women in the practice of their profession or during their hobby will need to remain perfectly hydrated in hot places, want to avoid to do the additional movement to drink while cycling or running at high level of competition or even to prefer to have the weight of their water located nearer their center of gravity to make it less tiring to carry. That why those women choose to fill their guts with gallons of hydrating and nutritive solution. Even if it's allow them to achieve better performance, they'll need special training to remain efficient with their gut bulging with gallons of liquid.

 

b ) Colon is also really rich in blood vessel. Which mean by cooling the colon, you can cool the whole organism. In many place in the US people tend to use air-conditioner like crazy, to a point that you can catch a cold in the middle of the summer if you go in the wrong street in shorts and T-shirt. But in other place of the world, where energy is more expensive and in the places of the US where no one bothered to put an air-conditioner, people prefer to use personal coolers. Cooling plugs do this job for ladies. The mechanics inside are quite complicated and can vary lot from a model to the other, but most of them are recognizable by their typical fan at the base that's in charge of getting rid of the heat extracted from the woman body. The efficiency of the device is directly proportional with the surface of contact it have inside the body which is also proportional with the diameter of the said device. That's why many southern ladies seam to suddenly become really motivated with their anal training when the first weave of heat of the summer arrive.

 

c ) This last one is not totally related with rear door fun but would fit well in the Anal Etiquette universe. Instead of wearing cloth, a woman can receive an incredibly thin layer of heating material. That layer is invisible without the help of a microscope and doesn't get in the way of the skin methodical activities. The goal of this layer is to provide a better thermal insulation when needed but also to convert electric energy in heat, allowing the person wearing it to remain comfortable under most of the weathers you find on Earth without any clothes. The layer can receive energy either from a battery, cleverly concealed as a mundane accessory that a woman could wear naturally even while naked. No need to name it. It's also possible for it to extract energy from sugars contained in blood flow. But the second option consume a lot of body energy. This option can also be used by women that have difficulty to conserve their figure due to excessive eating habit or fast metabolism. The heating layer will drain as much calories as needed from their organism to rise up temperature. To be efficient this method require the woman to spend most of her time naked or almost naked. As it's far easier to do than regular exercise or diet and also more powerful, this slimming solution is extremely popular. Plus it's a perfect pretext for anyone that have exhibitionist tendency.

 

 

12.Hollywood

 

If Hollywood still exist in 2097 and is still producing film or any equivalent of this time, it's almost sure they have kept their bad habit that made them rich. In particular, I'm pretty confident they continue to try to make money by remaking old film to fit the state of mind of the epoch. It's fun to imagine how the producer of this future are going to try to adapt films or series that have made big money in our time to the taste and centers of interest of a public totally fond of anal stretching. That's even more fun if the movie happen in an historical context where anal dilatation wasn't a thing at all but the script writer is forced to make this kind of thing happen. Also, just like for a lot of today's movies, characters would have many anachronistic behavior (and dressing style) because someone in the studio think the public is dumb and won't understand or will loose interest otherwise.

Oh, and by anachronistic behavior I don't mean Washington wearing a wrist watch but more something like every women in the antic Rome walking around with a marble pillar inserted in their bums.

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[analgirl1]

Amazing

wish it will happen soon

[sebdhaese]

pretty cool, I have some similar ideas. I guess I'll have to write them down once.

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Sure do please. I'm curious to see read it

[rbbc]

 

Hi.

The following text is not a story just as the previous one, it is more supposed to be a toy box for your imagination. And of course I invite you to pick anything in this box that could catch your eyes. One more time I written down thing that could eventually exist or happen in the Anal Etiquette Universe created by Lordodie. You will find here more interesting items from this future but also no less than two original models of society. Guarantied 100% fully functional, try them on your own country!

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As promised let start with the strange crafts.

 

In 2097, in many countries, women usually practice sports naked or almost naked. It is even truer among professionals as, in this busyness, the money you make is strongly correlated to the attention you get. The “problem” is that it is nearly impossible to perform in any sport for many women as their chemically enhanced breasts tend to flail uncontrollably and impair their movements. The real problem is that the sports equipment manufacturers need to sell sports equipments to women. They cannot fully go in the sex-toys busyness as there are already really big and powerful companies controlling this market. That is why, like many others industries, they had to adapt their activities to the new customs. They now sell a wide range of products and wears that are supposed to help women to practice many totally non sexual activities with all the modern “comfort”.

 

One of the most popular article are the jogging pendulums. They look like a pairs of cables with a weight at an end and a clamps at the other. In other words they are weighted nipple clamps. What they have more is that they are designed to oscillate in opposition with the natural swaying of a jogging woman's breasts.

So let take two equally endowed women one equipped with the jogging pendulums and an other without. Now let ask them to jog topless and you will immediately see is the breasts of the unequipped concurrent slapping her in the arms, the chest and even the face. Soon her breasts (among other parts of her anatomy) are too sore and she have to stop. On the other hand the woman equipped with the jogging pendulums is still running. And if you look at her breasts, you notice they have almost no lateral motions. That's thank to the pendulums clamped to her nipples that are continuously absorbing the motion with their own movement. But I already hear you say: “Wait, that doesn't work. What you describe here is a pairs of double pendulums which are now for their highly chaotic behavior! Not only her breasts should flail even more but now in a totally unpredictable manner and with a hard mass at the end”.

Well if you want to go in this direction, know that the weights contains electronics and mechanics parts that allow them to move up and down the cables to constantly adapt the pendulum period in a way that cancel the breasts motions.

 

An other article, far less high-tech is the tube bras. It's basically a like a swimwear top but with single horizontal tube made of semi rigid material instead of the two cups you usually have for the breasts. When a girl wear it, she have one end on the tub in contact with her chest and her two tits exiting it at the other end. No this is absolutely not a bondage gear, it is a totally functional swimsuit adapted to the modern fashion. The amount of breasts hanging out on the other side depend on models, but keep in mind that tubes bra are supposed to be sports wears. Their purpose is to reduce unwanted breasts motion and this is only possible if at least a half of the breasts length is inside the tube. For a maximal efficiency choose the tube as tight as possible.

On most of the model, you can tweak the resting angle of the breasts by changing the slings length. Despite all the advantages of breasts that protrude straight forward, the 90° angle is really unpractical for swimming and may have a damping effect on your forearm pass if you play volleyball.

 

For a woman with a nomadic life style, it can be annoying to carry butts plugs around as they tend to take a lot of place in your baggage. They can go for some inflatable model but many women will tell you: “It doesn't feel the same”. Moreover you still need to wash it and disinfect it after usage which are not a trivial constrain if you are on a trek in the wilderness. That exactly why some companies created the butt plug in spray. Carrying this kind of spray is the guaranty for any woman to be able to take care of her anal well being in any situation. The spray is really compact and provided with a removable flexible cannula. How to use it: put the cannula on the spray and then insert it (the cannula, not the spray) in the anus as far as it can go. Then while pressing on the head of the spray and extract it in a smooth motion. Keep spraying until the cannula is completely out. After a few second the foam expelled by the spay in the colon will start to expand and become more and more solid. If you have done well while applying the foam, some of it should at some point overflow from the anus and then expand until forming a stopper, providing you a proper grip to extract the plug later. The plugs are conveniently biodegradable which mean you can dispose of them easily, but also that if you messed up while injecting the foam and that nothing you can grab formed, you can just wait a couple of days for your body to destroy enough of the plug to be able to expel it.

There are also more and more report of hoodlum using those sprays to robs women in public transportation. At have become common in some place to have women that to use their roomy backdoor as a storage for precious belonging, expensive plugs or high tech device, like those new centibot stations that are almost always designed to be put here and are quite expensive. Immoral people have imagined many strategies to discreetly steel those wealth. Either they use plug in spray to avoid to cause to their victim a suspect emptiness feeling at the wrong time, but the worst is when they insert the cannula as deep as possible and inject suddenly a large amount of foam, creating a hard expanding mass in their target gut that will push out whatever was stored here so they can take it and run away.

 

Less related with sport and more with health care, the rehabilitation glove or rehab glove is one of those item that have evolved from sex toy for people with very specific taste to a very useful medical device. The basic version take the form of simple articulated gauntlet made of a hard material but all kind of reasonable and a wide range of unreasonable designs can be found on the shelves. The one that look like a shiny knight gauntlet is quite popular right now. As their name suggest those gloves were originally used for anal rehabilitation, more specifically for the rehabilitation of women with a certain degree of training that have left their anal sphincter empty for too long periods. After some time of being free of constrains, the anal muscles restart to reflexively clench. The phenomenon is insidious as barely noticeable at first. Yet the almost restless closing attempts of the dilated hole have the side effect of constantly stimulating the growth of the muscle. If nothing is done this nice permanent gape will totally disappear due to the new volume of the anal muscle. Of course there are procedure to prevent this kind of thing to happen by putting the sphincter beyond any hope of recovery. Yet careless people forget them or even think that a super strong rectum would make a fun arm-binder. Those people are fools, in this state the rectum is often strong enough to break a hand, in the most extreme case even inserting a single finger is not safe. The only reasonable option is to immediately start a rehabilitation procedure! Well it is also possible to use this strength to crack nuts open, open jars or extract nails from wood. But if you do so remember to put at least two nuts in and side by side as it's more efficient this way.

Back to the subject, the rehab glove allow you to safely finger then fist an ass now matter how neglected it was. But it is mostly used in some Asian countries because of particular legislation, in the USA and in Europe, in most scenarios powerful mechanical devices will be preferred to do this jobs.

 

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But let put on hold the shopping for the moment to have a look at something really futuristic: our first civilization!

 

In the middle of the XXIth century, the space tourism started to develop and the first orbital resorts appeared. At this point it was only entertainment for rich people but the arising of anal masochism era changed everything. During their stay, some women discovered that plugs that would be totally disabling on earth were only slightly incapacitating if worn in a micro gravity environment. Because when you float around, having your legs movements impaired does not prevent you from moving. Moreover a limited lung capacity is more acceptable as you don't need to do as much efforts. After a few trips in space these women end up stretched so much that only the biggest toys of terrestrial realm would be able to satisfy them, but at the same time would force them to renounce to a wide range of activities. Some of them accepted this fate. But other weren't really enthusiast at the idea of being immobilized and choose to permanently settle in the space resort.

Due to the increment of the population living up here, some go-ahead people invested in orbital production capacities. The new factories created jobs that attracted more people and soon there was a real nation orbiting around the Earth.

Surprisingly what was at first an overly complicated solution to satisfy the depraved taste of some rich perverts ended up being a really good strategy on the economical plan. Because if moving goods from and to space is horribly expensive, producing and using them in space can be surprisingly cheap. The sun provide free energy in crazy amount, as you can move all the buildings around you can buy one when you need and sell it the moment you don't need it anymore, and I don't even talk about the legislation on industrial wastes.

At first people where worried about how to acquire raw material like ores. But it turned up that sending a drone for month long expeditions to gather drifting rocks was economically viable because moving from a point in space to an other point in space cost almost nothing.

 

Not unlike the first space colons, what interest me here are not the economical opportunities. What you notice first when you enter the orbital rooms is the clothing style. In the twenty-nineties the norms on the mater here are closer to the European standard that to the US dress code. As the temperature variation is totally controlled in the space stations, covering your body is no more a vital necessity. On the other hand, as stuff tend to float around, having the possibility to anchor your things to yourself is invaluable. A purely functional clothing, by orbital standard, is just a collection of belts and straps that carry pouches, rings and hooks.. Of course most people will opt for more clothing than this but mostly in the idea of decorating their body and rarely to conceal it. Piercings and clamps are also really appreciated for their many practical applications. For example at lunch time, women with a jar of drink tugging on their right nipple and a food pouch hanging from the left are common sight at the gate of any fast food restaurants. That's because you need to have your hands free to safely move without gravity. Such device as anal storage systems are also extremely popular as they avoid to have some precious belonging drifting around. Even if your things are bound to you, because you cannot feel their weight you might not notice immediately if someone cut one of your straps to take them.

 

Unsurprisingly the women that live in orbit tend to be, at the same age, more advanced in their anal training that the one that live on Earth. More than the lesser drawbacks of wearing a huge butt crusher permanently, this phenomenon is to be put on the tabs of the more than skimpy clothing. The advancement of the destruction of a girl backdoor is visible for everyone around here. Moreover, because of the positions you have in micro gravity, their anus are easily put on display and even in close up. That make the social pressure to not lag behind in their training even stronger than on Earth.

Recently, thought genetic engineering, the parent have gained the possibility to gift their future daughters with a splitting pelvis. Not unlike a snake is able to split its jaw to swallow a big pray, the modified women are able to separate their pelvic bones to pass toys that an ordinary women could only take in her worst nightmares. Of course this mutation make the practice of walking quite more complex and tiring, and so is less popular on Earth.

In the same vein, the dose of Voluptimisum in water supply are far more generous as a woman's breasts are always weightless no matter how big they are. So why show any restrain?

 

An other thing that surprise everyone when they visit the stations for the first time is the Safe Drifting Pose. On Earth, we tend to put up what we want to protect, for example you naturally tend to prefer to put you head as high as possible as that on ground level there is a chance that someone step on it. But without gravity, the notions like up and down are more a matter of opinion. That why the risk of being kicked in the face by a forgetful passerby in an orbital room is a not as low as one could wish. That why up there, in areas with a certain amount of passage, you will see women moving in the Safe Drifting Pose more often that with a straight body like tend to do the ones that are not used to live in micro gravity. Those women have curled in ball and passed their knee behind their shoulder. In this position the lower legs provide an appreciable protection for the head and the curled position also protect the belly. Their feet also remain most of the time in sight which reduce the risk of accidental kicks. As the legs are behind the shoulders, the arms movement is not (that much) impaired. In this position, the leg can help much more efficiently the arms to damp a collision if you got pushed face first in a wall. Sadly, because of a lesser flexibility, men can hardly use the Safe Drifting Pose, which mean they have to be more careful. I swear it is physiologically impossible, no need to even try.

 

In order to make their flying country a bit more welcoming, scientist have worked hard to create many kind of life forms able live a prosper without gravity. If only a few well chosen modifications to well chosen species were enough to create plants and fishes that do well in these condition, it become fare more difficult when came the matter of creating proper pets. Adapting the classics cats, dogs, etc proved to be far more complex and expensive than creating from scratch new species specifically designed to be adapted to a space station. These pets had to be able to grasp stuff in order to move around so it was decided that they would be generously gifted in long and prehensile appendages that ones have latter described as tentacles. And of course, as they were supposed to be pets they were designed to be naturally friendly with humans and seek petting from them. This kind of creature rapidly became one of the most popular domestic animal in the orbital's and kept this position until as the days of today. There are a wide range of mean expression that mock the unsuccessful romantic life of a person by pointing out how close s-he is from a pet of this kind.

 

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They may be much more to imagine about the life in orbit but that all I have for the moment. So let get back to the wonder of personal equipment with one that I find especially promising.

 

The personal centibots are a bunch small robots with a size ranging from a fifth to ten inches for the longest. Their name coming from the centimeter which is their usual order of magnitude and they are one of the most impressive recent feat in their domain. They reside on their owners body or in their clothes, are usually able to autonomously travel on them and can help in many different ways. They keep the body clean, treat minor injuries, keep the vital in check, and of course provide every kind of multimedia service you can imagine. Certain model can also trim your hair (and hairs) or apply makeup and assure its maintenance as soon as needed.

But that is not all. The centibots are also a great help in fashion. Skimpy clothes being all the rage, it is a challenge to wear certain outfits all the day without having a part of it just falling off because the insufficient area of contact it have with the body fail to counteract the gravity. But if you have centibots, they can held the fabric in place allowing you to wear even the most ridiculous and unpractical products of the fashion. But those bots can even replace clothing (to a certain degree), they can maintain a certain surface of skin to the right temperature but also be quit fashionable on their own. They are often wrapped in a layer of artificial fur, colorful feathers or even leafs. The most specialized are even able to deploying their own sheets of fabrics, which mean you can just download any kind of clothing pattern you want and your bots will reproduce it for you, provided that you remain reasonable on the surface of tissue, like 144 square inch at most. If you want something that cover more, some bots are equipped to apply body paint or a sort of liquid latex that solidify on air.

 

What immediately caused the hype around those bots was their capacity to torment all the day long their owner. The purpose of the first versions was to unpredictably stimulate a woman body, and to achieve this they were often equipped with clamps, pincer or light taser. The possibility of being violated constantly and in every possible situation was immediately recognized by everyone sensible as a big step forward in the story of humankind. Even after some years, the most widely spread centibots remain the ones equipped with a strap wrench. They usually come in pair so they can torture breasts, replace a bra (or at least pull up pair of boobs) and operate a butt plug. It's not a surprise they are so popular, they can even open jars for you.

Of course the bots have been later subverted from their primary purpose and this resulted in all those health care, looks, multimedia or whatever other function those new models can have. The one that are interested can even buy some equipped with vibrators or artificial tongues that will deliver other kinds of stimulation. You can also find some model that have a humanoid shape.

 

Even during the creation of the first prototypes, the original designers of the centibots had the idea that the intensely trained ass of many women could synergise pretty well with their technology. The modern centibots often use this space as a shelter, they can store here spare parts and other stuff they need to operate, like reserve of makeup or a flask of saline solution to regularly inject in the nipples so they look nice and puffy. Usually you also want to put here an energy storage or a system that reload the bots by using metabolic energies. On the standard models, all those systems are assembled in a single device called the centibot station or just bot station. The looser the woman is the bigger the station can be and the more service it can provide. Advanced stations may include a fabric recycling system which, in combination with tailor centibots, allow the girl to change her vesture as much as she want. In the same vein it can include a device that produce body paints from byproduct of metabolic activity. Some also have a personal storage system that allow bots to take some small items, store them and hand them back when asked. It advantageously replace a handbag but as cool as those options are they remain uncommon given the additional rectal volume they require.

 

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The last thing I have left to expose is this second civilization. It's a sort of dystopia constructed around the ideas of having enriching human interactions, sharing fairly the power among citizens and also anal fisting.

 

In the story Days of Future's Future we see an AI taking the control of an Asylum. But given how much algorithms are already used today for all kinds of decision, it would not be too surprising to have not only institutions but whole countries managed by bots in the future. Of course, as we already have this asylum in Germany I have to imagine noticeable difference between this system and mine, which is not that easy because at this point I only know the first three chapters of the story. But let's try anyway.

 

Let say our cyber overlord happened in some eastern Asian country a few years before the events of A Proper Young Woman’s Guide to Anal Etiquette. At this time the country was facing a huge social crisis as their way of life had produced too many people totally unable to deal with any other human beings, at least without some electronics system between the two of them. A major parts of the population lived constantly in VR devices and wasn't bothering anymore about what could happen in the material world. That's why they all applauded when it was decided to hand the country to a super AI that would take care of all of those uninteresting problems on their behalf.

But after a brief period of reign (some say one hour, other say one and a half), the AI had acquired quite radical opinions about what was good for its people. And living in a virtual reallity was not a good thing in its mind. After all, the said mind had been designed to be only interested to things related to the material world it was supposed to take care of.

Where lesser minds could had shut down some severs or sent some of the millions of robots the country counted to force everyone out of their homes, this despot opted for a more original solution. It pushed in all electronics system it could, random passions and dreams alongside with some autonomous learning algorithms of its own. It was not to manipulate their human user but to give to those objects all the appearances of self awareness in order to make them almost unusable for anyone. And it worked pretty well. All those systems would start to contest and even ignore their owner commands and instead do what they had been reprogrammed to love to do. Being surrounded by disobedient and unpredictable, yet often friendly, machines immediately incited all humans to seek each others company. For their great artificial leader, this was good for them and in accord with their natures. But it was only the first step of its master plan, now that it had almost destroyed the old society, there was the place for a new one.

Taking the power wasn't a challenge by itself, both humans and machines being in a state of total confusion they naturally tended to follow the advices of the ruling AI as it was the only entity that seemed to know what was happening. The new country was built around this idea: “Your happiness is only the problem of the great Overlording Service (that's how the super AI decided to name itself) because it know better than you what is good for you. Yet you remain free to seek for suffering as humans have a both need and talent for this”. In practices, this simple idea produced many interesting effects and a totally chaotic country, keep in one piece only thank to the capacity of some machines to find solutions to critical problems in nanoseconds.

 

The ban of artificial devices to assure certain service was probably one of the measure that surprised the most the citizen (yes, as said above they have actual political power in this new country!) and required the longest time of adaptation. Yet it was a logical decision for the Overlording Service. Its primary goal was to make everyone to live the best possible life, its conception of efficiency was really different the one we have today. In its synthetic mind the economical outcome of any kind of labor was not a purpose but only a mean among each other to generate well being, and so an appreciable but dispensable byproduct. That why it decided that certain device should not exist or being used. By their usefulness they take a job that everyone would be more happy to see accomplished by humans. For instance when the Overlording Service noticed that the population counted a significant amount of piss drinking sluts, it immediately decided to ban every possible device you could use to collect pee. This created many new jobs offer in the field of balder draining. Even if this solution was much less efficient, people were surely happier this way than the other.

Almost every domain got affected by this kind of thinking even if in different degree of magnitude. Among many others, were forbidden most devices able to entertain a single human at time, because it's better if humans entertain each others. So chests are ok but not cup-and-balls. Were also forbidden objects that could display text or image including paper and inc. People should talk to each others as much as possible.

As expected, some imaginative humans but also machines a the seconds had randomly chosen existence aspiration, started to invent ways to get around the new rules. You cannot write stuff on paper right? But it's written nowhere that body painting or tattoos are forbidden. That why in this country only you have libraries that filled with very skimpily clothed people, mostly women due to this problem of gender imbalance, their body covered with small characters (but also illustration sometime) that spend their days reading each others. Pro: the knowledge have never been this attractive. Con: readers tend to focus to much on the form and not enough on the content. But publishers have adapted and now know perfectly where to place the information they want to be remembered.

It would not be surprising if the Overlording Service had planned thing would turn like this considering the highest opinion of sexual activities the machine has: an almost costless yet extremely efficient way to make most humans feel better in almost all possible situation, as long as you abide to a few simple rules of course. More than a half of all the laws the ruling AI ever promulgated contained at least one article that directly or indirectly encouraged humans to engage in sexual act more often. One noticeable exception is the law that restrict the usage of masturbation to a few time per month. Indeed satisfying this kind of need is also an opportunity for all to enrich their social life and meet new people without the complex problem of finding conversation topics that interest everyone. Moreover sex is often more pleasant when practiced with other persons. One more time the Overlording Service had seen clear and saved everyone from an easy but suboptimal solution.

 

As it was say above, biologic citizens have an actual politic power under the reign of the Overlording Service. Most of this power come from the Initiative to Interest Water Based Citizen in Politic, one of the measure the most representative of the new mindset of the country. The idea is to give a random person almost unlimited powers over a group of human citizens but only for a limited amount of time. Of course many people abuse of their powers, but it's mostly to take revenge over a previous master so it is well deserved. Anyway that was the intended effect. In the idea of the greater mind, having an incompetent or abusing authority you can complain about is something most human need, but having the occasion to be this bad and abusing boss is vital for everyone.

Obviously this measure put the country in a permanent state of mild chaos as greats powers often end in the hands of totally irresponsible persons that only think about how to have fun with it. This is a great help for the Overlording Service that try to avoid inactivity and this system have the advantage of assuring it a constant flow of complex problems to solve.

 

At this point one may had noticed an elephant in the room. Because there is capital question everyone should want to be answered, just to be sure: “This ban of self entertaining object, it doesn't affect the butt plugs, is it?”. If your average vibrator double as a self entertaining and a masturbation device, surely any kind of butt plugs does not. In everyone mind, they are more sort of piece of clothing or body care tools. But that was not the opinion of the Overlording System that also banned those so useful objects! This is surely one of its most controversial measure. Confronted with a beginning of insurrection, the artificial ruler produced a very exhaustive justification of its decision, justification that everyone assumed to be perfectly convincing but with the minor inconvenient of counting around 1.41 * 1011 words. After five years of research some mathematicians managed to prove that it was in fact all bullshit but it was already too late.

 

So this bring us back to the rehabilitation glove. This item is extremely popular in this country mostly because contrarily to many other items that could do the same job but better, no kind of ban apply to it. After all it's not supposed to be used on the one that wear it. In fact it is actually possible but terribly unpractical. Because it is now a must have for the practice of anal masochism, and undeniably anal sadism, and because you look far more classy in this than in (almost) any kind of strap-on, this item have become the symbol of the new way of life of this country. The rear attendant, an indigenous profession, are certainly the ones using it the most in the exercise of their activity.

Rear attendant is a job that naturally become indispensable after the ban of butt plugs alongside with many other item that were thought to be indispensable for any woman that care about her anal well being. The core of their job is anal fist fucking which is now one of the most efficient yet legal solution women have to keep their ass in a descent state of ruination. But more generally their job is to provide all the help women could need to assure their anal well being. This profession is mostly exerted by men as they tend to have bigger hands and pack more power in their arms. As extremely useful, the profession is looked up and a qualified ass attendant will never be short of job offer. Even the most shabbiest fast food is expected to provide the basic attending service like upkeep fisting or irrumation, but of course a talented attendant with the right diplomas can legitimately pretend to way better positions. The respected attendant of the neighborhood probably work in a hospital or a hotel. Some also do home visit and design specific training regimen for their patients. There is no shortage of demand for those kind of services as all women need interventions many time a day to compensate for the impossibility to use plugs. The best among these work for celebrities or rich and influential people and are often both. That why in general the rear attendants wear proudly their rehab glove as soon as they go out. Of course for this kind of usage they prefer models with fancy look more than the ones with purely functional designs.

 

For woman that are still unable to deal with this situation an other legal solution is to find an arrangement with one of the many artificial citizens of the country. Coming various shape, size and behaviors, some of those might be interested in spending some time in a rectum. It is event possible to receive a rent for an ass that look homy enough.

 

This new law alone could had seriously crippled the tourism if this busyness had not been already destroyed by the total disinterest of the local population for the matter of the real world. The tourism is now flourishing again. As a giant oddity, the location is really attractive for the seeker of cultural scenery change. All the travel agencies have adapted their offers to assure to their customers all the modern comfort (or discomfort) during their holidays while abiding to the local laws. Every women can ask to be accompanied by a personal guide that, in addition of having a vast knowledge about everything that could interest a tourist about the country, will be more than happy to keep one or both of her (mostly her but sometime his and even its) fists in these stretching addicted bums. And this twenty four hour a day for the whole duration of the sojourn if needed. The situation is often perceived as destabilizing at first but the experience and professionalism of the guides help the holidaymakers to rapidly get over it. For an optimal comfort during the stay, the tour operators even try to match their clients with guides smaller than them so that when standing, the guide elbow is a the same level as the client ass. And as much as possible, to avoid to weird out their clients, they try to provide humans for this job.

This kind of service is also available for citizen but not everyone can afford it. Yet it is possible to get the state pay for it with a prescription from a physician.

 

Finally when every thing else have failed, for the women that doesn't feel like breaking the law to satisfy their urges, remain the solution of picking whatever they lay their hand on and use it as a plug. Because when you are desperate enough you can easily find many object around you that would do the job. But not as much in this country as in any other. There are strict rules for the design of all possible manufactured products in order to make them impossible or at least really complicated to use as a plug. This result in overly convoluted and spiky design for many everyday item, worsened by the constant attempt from many companies to find a legal but faulty design. Until know, the ones that managed to imagine products big enough to do the job that also could be inserted in a rectum with only a bearable amount of pain always known a huge commercial success, no matter the actual purpose of the said product. In those situation the design regulation loophole was always fixed a few day latter in order to not let a company rest on its laurels.

 

That all for now, I hope to have entertained if not inspired you new ideas. Also please do not hesitate to use this topic to make known your own ideas about what could exist or happen in the Anal Etiquette universe or in any similar others.

[lordodie]

Jogging pendulums and tube bras? Love them both!

You know, when women are out an about in the space stations, they should just have their legs strapped behind their shoulders at all times. This is obviously the safest and most reasonable approach.

I for one welcome our new Robotic Overlords.

 

Thanks for all these. This made for some great reading!

[kgnot]

You know there is gravity in space stations surely by 21 century. It is achieved through rotation of the barrel of the ship where people live

[lordodie]

I reject your well thought out logic and substitute it with nonsense that makes a better story!

[rbbc]

I try to think as Lordodie said when it come to creating anything fictional.

Yet I also think that it would possible to generate artificial gravitation in those stations. It is just that my hypothesis for this civilization is that the lack of gravity would be more an advantage than an inconvenient. There is no gravity in those stations mostly because the people living up prefer it to be this way. It might not show it but I've strained myself really hard to focus on what could be used as porn material on this text, so please don't tempt me now with a discussion on the advantages and drawbacks of gravitation on industry, agriculture, public health, real estate or any other non-porn related topics. Or at least do not do it in front of everyone…

In other work on fiction, I'm pretty sure that the artificial gravity is more often used because it is convenient for authors and filmmakers than because it is an optimal solution for life in space.

Yet it is reasonable to assume you could have some specifics station modules able to generate gravity for themselves because they make use of it. For example a hotel for passing earthlings that would be shaped after the space station of 2001: A Space Odyssey and rotate on itself to provide gravity as a convenience for its customers. Other example, a module to host fields and farms for plants and animals that could not be adapted to the zero gravity life. Those product would surely be sold as luxury goods given the extra costs mean by gravity generation.

Wait, You got me! None of this is related to porn! So of course, you also find the gravity training rooms. Those cylindrical shaped modules are lined with fixation points that can accommodate a wide range of training dildo. Once everyone is well seated, the room can rotate around its axis to generat a pseudo gravity that if needed, can largely exceed what you have on Earth. All other methods to force an oversized foreign object in a woman ass require to solidly anchor the said woman to an unmoving object. The problem is that the body part encased by the restrain have to withstand part of the force applied to insert the dildo. If the insertion is too forceful, it might result in unwanted bodily damages. As this method use pseudo gravity, it is not a problem to use moving restrains and the rectum can be forced around the plug with a far greater force without the risk of breaking an ankle or dislocating a shoulder. Remain the problem of the G-LOC: the gravitational pull might prevent the blood for reaching the subject's brain and make her loose her consciousness. For some people, unconscious anal training is cheating because you don't feel anything, but most of these people have not even experienced such a situation. For an untrained woman, the G-LOC occur when the artificial gravitation reach around 5 time the terrestrial gravitation. While she is loosing her consciousness, her annal ring is taking a pressure of approximately (what on Earth would be exert by a mass of) 700 pounds / 320 kg. Even if she was out for a part of her training, she will have a taste of what she missed for the whole next week.

Edited February 10, 2017 by rbbc

[lordodie]

Centrifugal Anal Dilation Training -- or CAdT for short; pronounced, "cat". Interesting. 

[lordodie]

I wouldn't mind -- and I'm sure rbbc wouldn't mind either -- if someone wanted to tap out a quick story or two on these ideas.

[kgnot]

I wrote one or two stories but i am not sure they are for here... but at the same time i see the best community in porn here. The thing is i need to proofread them like 4 times and the boner stars kicking in... 

Edited February 19, 2017 by kgnot

[lordodie]

And it's so hard to have the keyboard in my lap with a boner too...