Rambone

I don't play as much these days, But I got to point where I was using a 15" Rambone as a warm up (hence name :) ) and then progressing to some of my other longer toys. I ended up making some of my own to get the right length and girth. The longest I have (but haven't actually used in a while) was 22", with the top end being a king kong 12" dildo with the balls end removed, joined to a king kong extra girthy as the bottom end. Gave a total length of 22", a starting width of about 2.5 , which then increases to 3" when I get to the extra girthy portion. That was always a challenge as the 'normal' 10" of dildo at the top would slide in and up easily, then the extra girthy section from 11" or so down to the balls was a lot more challenging to get through the sigmoid whilst at the same time the top end was getting further and further up and moving stuff around right under my sternum! :) WIth the Rambone fully inserted I can feel the head of it just a few inches below my sternum and see the bulge as it moves around, the 22" I can feel pressing right up against my insides literally by my sternum, again I can see and feel it moving around, but there's definitiely something there resisting further ingress... I suspect the top of the intestines just before it takes a sharp turn along the transverse colon. :) Great feeling is lying on my front, with the rambone on a fuck machine and feeling it move my belly around against the bed as I'm lying there with the machine doing all the work. :)

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Erol, go and google "1 man 1 jar". I've not put anything glass up my arse since I first saw it. Use plastic drinks bottles and fill them with the warm water. Much softer and safer! :)

I've been where you are in the past, try the King Cock range, the mega girth should be about the size you're looking for, and I believe they're now doing a 14" version. The 10.5 mega girthy is long enough to get through the sigmoid and still have inch or so to work with. https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34687 https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=39319

Nothing quite as obvious as 'pain', but I have found in the past that keeping a big plug in can cause the end of my cock to tingle when the plug comes back out, almost like the sensitivity post orgasm. Shame it only lasts a few seconds! In your case, as said above, I suspect you're pressing on a nerve that is indirectly connected to your cock! Needs exploring.

I did exactly this with one I had years ago. Just physically couldn't get it passed the bones no matter how hard I tried. Eventually decided to see what was under the hard plastic cover so carefully cut it away to reveal a softer shape inside. That was still a challenge but oh boy did it hit the spot, and it would stay in place quite well.

As Hamburger says above, when I started proper stretching I would occasionally get small hemorrhoids. I would usually get rid of them by having a good long relaxed stretch session the following days, and if a few of those didn't work I'd leave off for a few weeks and let nature sort it out, this sometime could take quite a few weeks for the lump to slowly recede and eventually disappear. Once I'd hit the limit of my bones a few years ago and therefore stopped stretching my ass lips, I've not had a single one.

Ha ha, same here. I do remember similar sensations to what the OP describes, but it's been a long while since the last time.

Echoing the comments above... practise, practise, practise. It might surprise you based on my user name :), but for me the Rambone is now but a gentle warm up toy, I can basically insert it whole, from cold, and then go mow the lawn. But it's taken about 5 years to get to this, with playing maybe 1 or twice a week on average. I started with years ago going deep using an 18" double header and lots of lube and lots of patience and, at times, a bit of pain. It's important to take your time and let those muscles learn to relax, there's the sigmoid but also sees to be another restriction at about 13" or so. Then it was a case of repeating the same process but with the Rambone. I can remember watching a video once of a fella getting one pushed in and watching it 'pop' through his sigmoid and thinking that if he could do it then it must be possible. So I just kept at it and eventually it did pop through and after that it was a little easier each time as you know it 'can' go it's just a case of relaxing into it. Now days, a gentle 'session' for me is my home made 20" thick double ender. Or a BAM that I've trimmed the balls back a little so I can push it completely inside with the head right up through the sigmoid, so far that I can feel the head touching my sternum. I'll do some work around the house with that inserted. An occasional deep stretch for me now is the King cock mega girthy, it's only 12" long so can only just get the head through the sigmoid , but the head is significantly bigger than the bam and the shaft gets much thicker than bam... it does take a good push and a bit of pain to get that head all the way into the sigmoid. Good pop when it goes though! Just keep playing, using lube and try to learn to relax/stretch those muscles, watch some good porn to spur yourself on whilst you're pushing your limits... but don't totally ignore the pain either, if it's too sore, let it stretch a little, back it off, and then have another go. It could take months, it did for me, but if you want it enough you'll get there.

Blimey, it's been 4 years since I posted my very first message on this board on this thread. In that time I've kinda moved away from stretching my outer ass as I seem to be limited to about 3.75" by my bone structure. But what I have been doing is slowly but surely stretching my sigmoid so I can take bigger toys deep. The Rambone I mentioned 4 years ago is nothing more than a warm up now, takes a little lube and pretty much can be inserted to the balls in maybe 30 seconds of relaxing. I like to insert it when I'm doing stuff like mowing the lawn, or ironing , or just sitting watching tv. :) It's that or a BAM which I've modified by trimming the balls so I can push the whole dildo completely inside myself with the head right up through my sigmoid.   When I'm in the mood for a decent stretch I use either my home made double ender, formed by joining two of these thick 10" dildos (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16444) to form one 20"  thick double ender..., or the King Cock Mega Girthy (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34687) which has the advantage of having a head big enough to really stretch the sigmoid at the same time as having a decent thickness of shaft to give the outer hole a workout at the same time! :)   I also sometimes use the Bombshell B-10 (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30053). This is an unique sensation because to get the whole thing in I have to get the first head through the sigmoid, then sink down on it to get the rest fully in.   Will be interesting to see where I am in another 4 years time!  :)

I bought one a few years back. A decent size going in, but the base was too small and my it wouldn't stay in place, kept slipping in, but not in comfortable way. I tried it a few times and then stopped. I ended up coring it like an apple and using it on the base of my rambone to give an extra 'pop' when fully inserted. :)   For stretching that way, I did exactly as Naztea suggested above, Ass Master and peeled off the outer cover. That was a proper challenge for me to get in, but could be left in place with a real good stretch for long periods of time.   Hmmm... need to see if I've still got the old ace of spades tucked away, quite fancy getting it back on the rambone and re-visiting that sensation again, it's been a while :)

You need to use a good amount of water and make sure it gets well up into the colon above the sigmoid. I've used a few methods of doing this, I started by using a shower hose inserted right up to squirt water into the top of the colon, then I made up a gravity fed enema system with a length of hose pipe. But now I find I can lie in the bath and use an old shampoo bottle to fill up my bowels with about 10 big squeezes of bath water. The trick I find is to do this once, holding it all inside for a good while (5 minutes plus) to let the water get everywhere and loosen everything right up to the top of the colon. Then get out of the bath and sit on the loo for 10 minutes allowing your bowels time to contract and push letting everything out. Then I do the exact same again. Then I lay in the bath and just do a few shallow rinses to make sure everything is out all the way done.   I then leave it all well alone for a day before playing to give the bowels time to absorb any water that may be left up there.   I find that this method then gives me at least 3 days of absolutely clear play, even with my deepest toys (20"+) , and sometimes even up to 7 depending on how much I eat.   In fact , recently , I've found myself doing this routine almost twice a week and I've not had go to the toilet 'normally' for months!  :)

My most recent scarey experience was whilst playing with a large deodorant can. I have been able to insert it past the sigmoid for a few months so was relaxing in the bath with the can fully inserted with just enough left poking out so I could pull it back out, not wanting it to get sucked up too far.   As I relaxed I felt it moving and thought it was coming out but it actually was going the other up beyond the tail bone and the curve. I got up into crouching position and delved in but it had gone beyong sigmoid and I couldn't reach or grip it. I had mental images of xrays and hospitals flying around in my head but decided to relax and see if my guts would naturally push it back down.    Thankfully after about a minute i could feel the base of the can starting to come back through the sigmoid and I managed to grip it and manouvre it round the tail bone and back out.   Lesson learned... I still relax the same way... but don't allow it to get sucked in again.

Thanks all for the comments, even the cautionary ones. All floors and furnishings were soft and I had no intention of wandering around anywhere with it inserted. In fact I was nervous about even breathing too deeply with it inserted so deep. Not so much because of the thought of the bottle breaking (which would be virtually impossible without it being hit on something rock hard or with a hammer) but more through being very aware that a glass bottle has NO give in it and I didn't want to risk inadvertently damaging anything inside through leveraging it wrong. To be fair to those voicing concern about glass, I fully agree, but it takes a lot to break a wine bottle, and I was very, very careful not to even be near anywhere it could get knocked and break. We've all seen 1 man 1 jar, and I've no wish to in A&E explaining something like that!

I can't believe I've just managed to get a bottle of red up my arse! I tried it years ago and there was no way it was going, my bones didn't feel wide enough, not close. But after my customary hour after work playing with JH and BAM stretching my sigmoid I thought I'd give my arse lips a bit of a work out. The culmination being to just quickly try a bottle again, but not really expecting it to go in. It was quite a surprise as it gradually pushed my arse open and moved in, even more surprising that I got to within 2 inches of the bottom of the bottle. You wouldn't have been able to read the label on this bottle! Then I thought I'd have to come on here amongst like minded people and tell someone, as it's not something one can boast about in the real world! LOL